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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between homer simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Me Myself Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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165 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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190 cm
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175 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, homer simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Me Myself Irene!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene throws an uppercut from half a mile away. simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Irene throws a head kick that misses.
simpson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
simpson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
It looks like Me Myself Irene has been cut.
Irene keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
It looks like homer simpson has been cut.
simpson fails with a takedown attempt.
Irene slaps away a takedown attempt from simpson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Irene defending well as simpson loads up on a big left hand.
Irene plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
simpson misses with a wild combination.
simpson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Irene throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by simpson.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A head kick from Irene lands but simpson takes it in his stride.
Irene connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice defenses there by Irene.
Irene bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps simpson's head backwards.
simpson is rocked!
homer simpson's cut is getting worse.
Irene lands a brutal head kick. simpson looks out on his feet and Irene throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Me Myself Irene!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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