PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felix Fishpockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Fishpockets is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I don't know how to love him. Felix Fishpockets has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Carolla
vs
Fishpockets

198 cm
26
211 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

200 cm
20
213 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants
[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Felix Fishpockets!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Luis Engracia and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fishpockets throws a body punch but Carolla moves out of range.
Fishpockets misses the shot to the body.
Fishpockets wants to clinch up but Carolla keeps it at a distance.
Carolla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fishpockets.
Fishpockets is looking to clinch but Carolla is avoiding it.
Carolla lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Carolla.
Fishpockets looks to score with a jab to the body but Carolla is just out of range.
Fishpockets throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Felix Fishpockets seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fishpockets throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Carolla on the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fishpockets. Carolla does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fishpockets closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Carolla ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla connects with a crisp jab.
Carolla uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fishpockets.
Fishpockets fails with an attempt to clinch.
Carolla keeps the fight on the outside.
Fishpockets closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Carolla moves away from the strike by Fishpockets.
Fishpockets is looking to clinch.
Carolla fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fishpockets takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Carolla throws a good cross that connects.
Carolla is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets takes a swing at Carolla's ribcage but misses.
Fishpockets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carolla swats away the attempt to clinch by Fishpockets.
Carolla moves into range and connects with a jab.
Carolla lands a jab.
Carolla lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fishpockets circles away quickly and effectively.
Carolla avoids the body shot from Fishpockets.
Carolla lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Carolla misses.
Carolla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carolla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carolla throws a leg kick but Fishpockets sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Carolla waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fishpockets.
Fishpockets lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fishpockets swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Carolla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fishpockets lands with an overhand left.
Fishpockets misses with a body punch
letting Carolla counter with a right hand.
A left and a right from Carolla both land. Nice combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla throws a hook but Fishpockets avoids it easily.
Carolla fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carolla looks to score with a jab to the body but Fishpockets is just out of range.
A big right from Carolla misses.
Fishpockets misses with a jab to the body
and Carolla counters with a left to the body.
Fishpockets jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fishpockets misses with a body shot
and Carolla counters with a stiff right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fishpockets ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carolla moves away.
Carolla misses with a wild body shot.
Fishpockets takes a jab right on the kisser.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fishpockets misses with a body shot
and Carolla counters with a stiff right hand.
Fishpockets moves out of range as Carolla strikes.
Fishpockets scores with a hook to the body. Carolla takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fishpockets has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Fishpockets there as he acknowledges the shot.
Carolla misses with an uppercut. Fishpockets saw that one coming.
Adam Carolla is winning the standup battle so far.
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.
Carolla thows a body shot but no joy.
Fishpockets is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Carolla.
Carolla slips a jab from Fishpockets.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fishpockets misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Carolla counters with a straight right hand.
Carolla lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jab, jab by Carolla - just one landing.
Carolla darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Carolla is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fishpockets misses the body punch
and Carolla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carolla looks to land a combination but Fishpockets avoids it well.
Carolla looks to land a right hand but Fishpockets moved out of range.
Carolla lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fishpockets circles away quickly and effectively.
Fishpockets is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Carolla rather than just go for the knockout.
Fishpockets swings for the body but Carolla moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carolla slips a jab and a cross from Fishpockets.
Fishpockets misses with a body punch
letting Carolla counter with a right hand.
Carolla slips under a jab.
Fishpockets misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carolla.

Fishpockets gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Carolla wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Carolla.
Carolla is trying to break free.

Carolla's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fishpockets misses with a body punch
and Carolla counters with a straight right hand.
Fishpockets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla lands a nice looking body shot.
Carolla scores with a jab to the head.
Carolla swats away the attempt to clinch by Fishpockets.
Fishpockets moves forwards but Carolla connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fishpockets misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Carolla counters with a right hand to the body.
Fishpockets steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Carolla.
Fishpockets takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fishpockets tries to clinch there but Carolla circles away.
A telegraphed right hand from Fishpockets misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets needs to keep his hands up - Carolla had a free shot at his head there.
Carolla with a jab.
Carolla misses with a hook. Fishpockets ducked under it nicely.
Fishpockets on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carolla.
Fishpockets misses with a hook.
Carolla scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fishpockets fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fishpockets swings away with a body shot that misses
and Carolla counters with a nice uppercut.
Fishpockets looks to score with a jab to the body but Carolla is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Fishpockets misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Carolla counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fishpockets has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Carolla throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carolla throws a combination that misses
letting Fishpockets counter with a right hand.
Carolla smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fishpockets misses with a hook to the body
and Carolla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fishpockets thinking.
Fishpockets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carolla slips a jab from Fishpockets.
Fishpockets thows a body shot but no joy.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla slips a jab from Fishpockets.
Carolla swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fishpockets counters with a right hand to the body.
Fishpockets keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carolla.
Carolla throws a nice looking combination but Fishpockets bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Adam Carolla is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fishpockets throws a sloppy body shot
and Carolla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fishpockets takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheers as Carolla lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fishpockets doesn't seem phased though.
Carolla lands a two punch combo.
Carolla circles away from the clinch attempt
and Carolla counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Felix Fishpockets has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Carolla misses with a kick to the body.
Carolla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Carolla is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fishpockets can do to turn this around?
Carolla works the jab nicely.
Fishpockets misses with a wild body shot.
A big left from Carolla misses.
Carolla misses with a few strikes there.
A big left from Carolla misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets tries to clinch
and Carolla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fishpockets thinking.
Carolla lands a slapping body shot.
Carolla throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Carolla throws a jab when Fishpockets was well out of range.
Fishpockets has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Carolla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fishpockets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fishpockets throws a hook but Carolla avoids it easily.
Carolla scores with a shot to the body.
Carolla misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fishpockets keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fishpockets jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fishpockets misses the body punch
and Carolla counters with a stiff right hand.
Fishpockets throws a lazy right hand but Carolla sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Carolla fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fishpockets manages to avoid it.
Adam Carolla is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Carolla defending well as Fishpockets loads up on a big left hand.
Fishpockets pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fishpockets misses with a jab to the body
and Carolla counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carolla lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adam Carolla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Carolla has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adam Carolla!