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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between BIFF BUPHALICIOUS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hammer Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BUPHALICIOUS comes to the cage accompanied by Meet the Monster. Hammer Jones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 cm
21
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
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182 cm
18
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, BIFF BUPHALICIOUS! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hammer Jones! The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! BUPHALICIOUS tries to clinch up. BUPHALICIOUS throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Jones crumples to the floor and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). BIFF BUPHALICIOUS!
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C
A |
G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
13% |
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