PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dan Lesnar told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Bong
vs
Lesnar

194 cm
19
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Syndicate Drugs
Blaze Ronin Reborn

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, King Bong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dan Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Emerson Jorge and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bong cracks Lesnar with a good jab.

It looks like Dan Lesnar has been cut.
A shot to de liver by Bong. Beautiful body shot.
Lesnar looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Bong feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Lesnar sprawling to the canvas! Lesnar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bong finish him?!
Lesnar avoids a kick to the body.
Lesnar is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Bong doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Lesnar crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Lesnar's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). King Bong!