PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sukk noddz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Michael Batista (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sukk noddz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

noddz
vs
Michael Batista

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
22
290 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sukk noddz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, David Michael Batista!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batista misses with a hook.
noddz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Batista moves out of range of the strikes.
noddz swinging wilding here.
Sukk noddz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut there from noddz.
noddz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Batista moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
noddz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Batista looks for a takedown but noddz sprawls well.
noddz misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
noddz throws a right and a left that both miss.
noddz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
noddz misses with a wild combination.
noddz throws a right and a left that Batista avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
noddz throws a one two combo.
noddz will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
noddz is breathing heavily.
noddz misses with a jab, cross combination.
noddz misses with a two punch combination.
Batista tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and noddz is able to avoid easily.
noddz throws a series of punches but Batista avoids them all with ease.
No joy there for Batista, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
noddz blocks a low kick nicely.
noddz throws a jab but it's blocked by Batista.
Batista fails with the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jab by Batista.
Nice takedown defense from noddz. No joy for Batista on that attempt.
Sukk noddz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of David Michael Batista.
Batista throws a series of punches but noddz avoids them all with ease.
Batista scoring well with a low kick there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Batista.
Batista will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice takedown defense from noddz. No joy for Batista on that attempt.
Batista shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
noddz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Batista counters with a thumping low kick.
noddz checks a low kick from Batista.
Batista tries for a takedown but noddz sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Batista closes the distance and clinches up with noddz, looking for a takedown. Batista pushes noddz against the cage but noddz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Batista misses with a leg kick.
Batista misses with a low kick.
noddz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Batista counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Batista throws a looping overhand right but noddz ducks down to avoid it.
noddz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Batista counters with a nice leg kick.
Batista swings for the body but noddz moves out of range.
noddz misses with a looping right.
Batista fails with a takedown attempt.
Batista misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by noddz.
noddz misses with a double jab

and Batista counters with a single leg into guard. noddz didn't expect that.

Batista gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Batista is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in noddz's half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
noddz wants to get back to full guard but Batista has mounted him!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Michael Batista dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Batista swinging wilding here.
noddz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Batista counters with a stiff right hand.
noddz throws a combination that misses

and Batista counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

Batista postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for noddz to stand up.
Batista swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
noddz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Batista to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Batista throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
noddz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Batista counters with a slapping leg kick.
noddz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Batista counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps noddz thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batista shoots for a takedown but noddz saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Good work by noddz as he checks the leg kick.
noddz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Batista.
noddz thows a left - swing and a miss!
noddz blocks a leg kick.
noddz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Batista. Batista obviously looking to wear him down.
Batista shoots in and drives through. noddz sprawls well.
noddz throws a combination that misses
and Batista counters with a thumping low kick.
Batista feints and then cracks noddz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow noddz down.
Batista throws a nice looking combination but noddz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
noddz dodges the punch combination from Batista.
Sukk noddz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A slow jab from noddz misses its intended target.
Batista shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has noddz pinned against the cage. noddz gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sukk noddz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of David Michael Batista.
noddz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Batista counters with a two punch combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Batista shoots in but noddz avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Batista chopping away at his opponent's legs.
David Michael Batista seems to be getting the better of the standup.
noddz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Batista sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Batista moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
noddz stuffs the takedown attempt from Batista. Batista gets slowly back to his feet.
noddz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sukk noddz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Batista fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Batista shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
noddz trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Batista manages to pass to mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
noddz tries to control the position but Batista now has his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
I really don't envy noddz right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Michael Batista showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Batista fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
noddz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Batista counters with a nice low kick that buckles noddz's knee momentarily.
noddz leaves Batista with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
noddz leaves Batista with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Sukk noddz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of David Michael Batista.
Batista shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
noddz loads up on a big right hand but Batista slips the punch.
Batista scores with a one two! noddz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
noddz stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and noddz wants it to stay on the feet.
Batista fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
noddz scores with a jab to the head.
noddz misses with a double jab

and Batista counters with a takedown into side control.
noddz tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Batista presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
noddz has given up his back here.
David Michael Batista is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
noddz wants to control his opponent's hands but Batista gets his hands free.
noddz wants to escape the position.
Batista controls the position.
noddz tries to break free.
Batista controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Batista avoiding noddz 's attempts to control his hands.
Batista controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Batista controlling well, preventing noddz from escaping the position.
Sukk noddz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A bit of a pause in the action here. Batista controlling the positon.

And that's the end of the fight!
David Michael Batista comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Batista has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 26:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 26:30
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Michael Batista!