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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Li Fen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Its The Final Countdown. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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279 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
270 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Li Fen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ferguson moves away.
Ferguson throws a looping overhand right but Fen ducks down to avoid it.
Fen misses with a takedown attempt - Ferguson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fen shoots in but no luck this time.
Ferguson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ferguson throws a body punch but Fen moves out of range.
Ferguson is looking to clinch.
Fen misses with a takedown attempt - Ferguson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Li Fen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson throws a lazy right hand but Fen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fen looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ferguson is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fen content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ferguson is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Fen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fen stops Ferguson from standing up.
Ferguson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ferguson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fen tries to free his leg and advance position but Ferguson is retaining full guard.
Fen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Fen fails to land the takedown.
Ferguson throws the left hand but Fen avoids the punch easily.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Fen shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Fen was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Fen throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Fen lands with some strikes.
Fen sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Fen swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Ferguson is now in Fen's guard. A big mistake from Fen there, giving up the dominant position!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fen wants to sweep but no luck.
Fen had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ferguson defends it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Ferguson trying to stand up but can't free himself from Fen's guard.
Ferguson preventing the sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ferguson gets to his feet. Fen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Ferguson looks for the body kick but Fen saw that one coming.
A punch combination from Ferguson misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Li Fen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fen.
Ferguson walks into a straight right hand from Fen.
Ferguson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fen fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Ferguson misses with a two punch combination.
Ferguson misses with a two punch combination.
The fighters circling - Fen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ferguson throws a series of strikes that have Fen backpedaling.
It looks like Li Fen has been cut.
Fen misses with a wild body shot.
Fen tries for a takedown but Ferguson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ferguson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ferguson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ferguson with a poor takedown
and Fen counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fen wants to work for an arm triangle but Ferguson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Fen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ferguson defending well though.
Fen missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ferguson is staying active underneath Fen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Fen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fen thows a huge punch but Ferguson dodges it nicely.
Ferguson has hold of Fen's hands but Fen slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Fen thows a huge punch but Ferguson dodges it nicely.
Fen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Ferguson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Ferguson showed some decent athleticism there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fen is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Ferguson jumps into side control!
Fen tries to improve position but can't.
Ferguson is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Fen's shoulder. That is not cool.
Fen tries to buck Ferguson off but Ferguson is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fen can't do much from the bottom here.
Fen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Fen's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Ferguson misses with a double jab
enabling Fen to counter with a crisp jab.
Fen avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson slips a straight right by Fen.
A combination from Ferguson does no damage.
Ferguson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fen circles away quickly and effectively.
Fen scores with a hook.
Ferguson lands a jab-cross combination.
Ferguson dives in and grabs Fen's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fen pushes down on Ferguson's head and hops out.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
Good exchange - Ferguson coming out on top.
Li Fen's cut is getting worse.
Fen avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Li Fen's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ferguson lands with an uppercut that bounces Fen off the cage and back into rage.
Fen shoots in for a takedown but Ferguson shows good takedown defense.
Ferguson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ferguson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fen.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fen moves away.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fen manages to avoid it.
Ferguson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fen rather than just go for the knockout.
A swing and a miss from Ferguson.
A swing and a miss from Fen.
Fen drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fen trying to control but Ferguson is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Fen off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Fen shoots in and bounces Ferguson off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fen is looking to advance position but Ferguson has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ferguson controlling from the full mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fen is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fen working to try and regain half guard.
Fen is working hard here to advance position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fen regains half guard.
Ferguson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Fen is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Ferguson jumps into side control!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Ferguson has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
A slow jab from Ferguson misses its intended target.
Fen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fen moves away.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fen ducks under a wild hook from Ferguson.
And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ferguson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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