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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Walter Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes into the arena with lil walter blaring out of the sound system. Walter Jones is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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250 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
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210 cm
26
284 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones lands a body shot.
Jones rushes Strong and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Strong is trying to force a seperation but Jones has the dominant position.
Jones is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Strong looks gassed!
Jones drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Strong gets the underhooks and prevents it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones trying to land knees to the body.
Jones breaks from the clinch.
Jones shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Strong pinned against the cage. Strong gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jones lands the left hand.
Jones lands a two punch combo.
It looks like Retard Strong has been cut.
Walter Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones gets a takedown into half guard.
Jones trying to pass the guard but Strong defending well.
Jones seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Strong is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Walter Jones!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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