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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between homer simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Valera Myasnikow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). simpson comes to the cage accompanied by spider pig. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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231 lbs
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240 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, homer simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Valera Myasnikow!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
simpson throws a nice looking combination but Myasnikow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Myasnikow slips a jab and a cross from simpson.
simpson tries to bum rush Myasnikow with a series of wild strikes but Myasnikow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
simpson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
simpson throws a right and a left that both miss.
simpson fails to land with a series of punches.
Myasnikow bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
simpson can't do much from the bottom here.
Myasnikow tries to move into full mount but can't pass simpson's legs.
simpson is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Myasnikow is controlling him well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Myasnikow is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down simpson's shoulder. That is not cool.
Sloppy strikes there by Myasnikow.
Myasnikow wants to lay and pray for a moment but simpson keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
simpson is letting Myasnikow control him for a moment.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Myasnikow lands a straight punch to the body, keeping simpson at a distance.
simpson is breathing heavily.
Myasnikow lands with a big left! simpson is wobbled badly! Myasnikow comes in with a flurry of punches and drops simpson to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Valera Myasnikow!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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