PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Axe Handle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vampiro Valez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Handle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, For Whom The Bell Tolls. Handle has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Vampiro Valez will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Handle
vs
Valez

179 cm
22
178 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

210 cm
22
180 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Axe Handle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vampiro Valez!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Handle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Valez as he avoids it easily.
Valez looks to land a combination but Handle avoids it well.
Valez will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Valez looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Handle misses with a double jab
and Valez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Handle is breathing heavily.
Valez looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Valez lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Axe Handle has been cut.
Handle fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Danga de danga de dang - Valez scores with a four punch combination!
Valez scores with the left hand. Handle knows he should have avoided that one.

Handle is rocked!
Valez connects with a nice cross there... Handle is looking wobbly and Valez recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Handle to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Valez jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vampiro Valez!