PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Manson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Angel Of Death. Cartman has chosen Kyle's Mom a B!^(H as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Eric Cartman will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Manson
vs
Cartman

198 cm
22
310 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

[MMABR] Killer Bee Supplements
5th Round

[MMABR]Terror Trition[†CoE†]
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Charlie Manson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Manson slips a straight right by Cartman.
Cartman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

It looks like Charlie Manson has been cut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Manson.
Manson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Manson manages to avoid it.
Manson ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Manson slips the punch.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Manson.
Manson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Manson's shoulder, as Manson tries to avoid the shot.
Manson avoids the body shot from Cartman.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Manson shoots for a takedown but Cartman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A slow jab from Manson misses its intended target.

Manson shoots in and bounces Cartman off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Manson is in close to Cartman's body, working some short punches and elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Manson thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Manson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cartman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman trying to strike off his back.
Manson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cartman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Manson throws a big right hand that misses.
Manson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Manson wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Manson defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Manson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Manson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Manson avoids a punch combination nicely.
No luck for Manson with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlie Manson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Manson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Manson's head back.
Cartman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Charlie Manson's cut is getting worse.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Manson pushes him off.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Manson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Manson.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Manson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Manson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Manson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Manson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cartman sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Manson somewhat.

Cartman gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Cartman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cartman looking to control.
Cartman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Cartman really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Manson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Manson wants to pass the guard but Cartman is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Manson trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
Manson pushing down on Cartman's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman keeping control of the position.
Manson wants to control but Cartman is keeping him busy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Manson wants to free his trapped foot but Cartman is holding on for dear life with his legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Manson's cut.
That's time! Manson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cartman swinging wildly here.

Manson changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Cartman looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Cartman is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Manson asserts his dominance and retains side control.

Manson tries for a kimura but Cartman is defending well.
The strikes coming from Manson are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
The strikes coming from Manson are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manson tries to advance to mount but Cartman denies him.
Manson lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Manson is looking to take a break and control but Cartman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Manson scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Cartman to see if he's OK.
Manson working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Manson trying to control the position but Cartman is working away.
Sloppy strikes there by Manson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Manson working the ground and pound from side control.
Manson throwing strikes but Cartman manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Manson is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Manson is looking to improve his position.
Manson throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Manson trying to hold on to Cartman's head to control him but Cartman postures up.
Manson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wanted to stand there but Manson had control of the position.

Manson looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Cartman has picked Manson up and slammed him! Manson can't keep hold of the triangle and Cartman manages to pass to side control!
Cartman tries to stand but Manson is controlling his head.
Manson is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Cartman off and has taken his back!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Manson throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Manson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cartman has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Manson.
Manson is striking well from the back but Cartman escapes and manages to control the positon and works his way to half guard. A much better position - the crisis is over for the time being.
Manson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cartman's head.
Manson is looking to take a break and control but Cartman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Manson moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Manson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Manson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Manson's shoulder, as Manson tries to avoid the shot.
Manson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Manson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Manson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Manson with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Cartman is trying to stand.
Cartman keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Manson is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Cartman!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cartman can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Manson misses with a head shot.
Manson unloading with bombs!
Manson misses with a head shot.
Manson misses with a head shot.
Manson misses with a head shot.
Charlie Manson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Manson controlling from mount.
Cartman avoids a series of strikes thrown by Manson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Manson throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Cartman because Manson loaded up on that one.
Manson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Cartman can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Manson has control of Cartman's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Cartman regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Manson landing shots from mount.
Cartman's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Manson punching from mount but Cartman doing a good job of avoiding damage.

Manson goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Cartman turns into him and now he's in Manson's guard.
Manson doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

Manson has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Cartman doesn't defend quickly enough and Manson has managed to lock this one up! Can Cartman escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Manson on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Charlie Manson!
Charlie Manson is the new super heavyweight champion!