PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Red Rouge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Terry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rouge's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I See Red - Split Endz. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rob Terry was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Rouge
vs
Terry

179 cm
23
200 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

195 cm
23
209 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Red Rouge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rob Terry!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rouge closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Rouge throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Rouge is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Rouge wants to work for an arm triangle but Terry is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Rouge is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Terry defends it well.
Terry is looking to control Rouge's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Terry avoid being mounted?

Rouge is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Terry wants to control but Rouge is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Rouge looks to land a strike but Terry avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Rouge has gone for a leg lock! Terry slips out almost immediately though and dives into Rouge's guard.

Rouge is looking for a triangle but Terry pushes his legs off easily.
Terry looking to pass the guard.
Rouge keeping moving, preventing Terry from controlling successfully.

Rouge has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Terry can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Terry drops back looking for a leg! Rouge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Rouge manages to kick Terry off! Terry jumps back into Rouge's guard.
Terry makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

Rouge is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Terry is aware though and is defending well.
Terry pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rouge is keeping the position for now.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Terry got a little sloppy there for a moment and Rouge has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Terry has managed to get both his arms back between Rouge's legs - danger averted.
Rouge is breathing heavily.

Rouge is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Terry is aware though and is defending well.
Terry must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Terry trying to control the position from guard on top but Rouge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Terry postures up in Rouge's guard and throws a big left but Rouge blocks it.
Terry tries to free his leg and advance position but Rouge is retaining full guard.

Terry drops back looking for a leg! Rouge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Rouge manages to kick Terry off! Terry jumps back into Rouge's guard.
Terry wants to control from the top but Rouge keeps moving.
Rouge might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Rouge is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Terry is aware though and is defending well.
Terry trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Terry trying to control the position from guard on top but Rouge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Terry throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Rob Terry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Terry lands a left and a right that send Rouge crashing to the mat, dazed. Terry thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Rouge is rocked!
Terry tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rouge paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oh Rouge is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rouge tries to get into range but Terry steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Rouge! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Terry scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rob Terry!