PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kunnollinen Tullimies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Logen Glotka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tullimies's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kahen kilon siika. Kunnollinen Tullimies could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Logen Glotka's chin.

Tullimies
vs
Glotka

188 cm
26
278 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

197 cm
25
252 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kunnollinen Tullimies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Logen Glotka!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Glotka. Tullimies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tullimies lunges at Glotka with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Glotka's hand.
Tullimies misses the shot to the body.
Glotka misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tullimies counters with a stiff right hand.
Glotka stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Glotka wants it to stay on the feet.
Tullimies showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Glotka.
Glotka defending well as Tullimies loads up on a big left hand.
Glotka throws a series of punches but Tullimies moves out of range.
Tullimies misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glotka.
Glotka scores with a jab.

It looks like Kunnollinen Tullimies has been cut.
Glotka slips a jab from Tullimies.
Tullimies is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Glotka.
Glotka throws a nice looking combination but Tullimies bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tullimies throws a body punch but Glotka moves out of range.
Glotka throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tullimies stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glotka is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tullimies.
Tullimies throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tullimies lands a jab.
Glotka takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tullimies misses with a wild body shot.
Tullimies slips a straight right by Glotka.
Glotka moves away from the strike by Tullimies.
Tullimies misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glotka.
A looping hook to the body misses from Glotka. Tullimies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice defenses there by Glotka.
The fighters circling - Tullimies throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Tullimies scores with a takedown into Glotka's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tullimies accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Glotka can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tullimies wants to control from the top but Glotka keeps moving.
Tullimies won't allow Glotka to sweep him here.
Tullimies slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Tullimies with a flurry of punches that miss.
Glotka keeping full guard, as Tullimies tries to pass.
Tullimies postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Tullimies avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tullimies misses with a combination
and Glotka cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Glotka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Glotka is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tullimies rather than just go for the knockout.
Tullimies shoots for a double leg takedown but Glotka sprawls well. He's pushed Tullimies's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Glotka throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tullimies.
Glotka lands with a straight right. Tullimies didn't see that one coming.

Glotka lands a left and a right that send Tullimies crashing to the mat, dazed. Glotka thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tullimies throws a predictable looking body shot
and Glotka counters with a nice body shot.
Tullimies is breathing heavily.
Glotka lands a nice shot to the body.
Glotka connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Tullimies to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Glotka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Logen Glotka!