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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Painmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Painmaker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is X gonna give it to ya.. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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193 lbs
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Decent wrestler
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jacob Painmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Painmaker.
Simpson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Painmaker counters with a shoot takedown. Simpson fights it but they end up in guard.
Simpson is trying to keep Painmaker in close.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Painmaker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Simpson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Painmaker drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Simpson dives on top into guard.
Painmaker keeping moving, preventing Simpson from controlling successfully.
Simpson trying to stand up but can't free himself from Painmaker's guard.
Simpson trying to control the position from guard on top but Painmaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Simpson must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Painmaker has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Simpson is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Painmaker.
Simpson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Simpson working away.
Simpson tries to get to his feet but Painmaker is in the middle of advancing position himself and ends up with Simpson in his guard.
Simpson throwing strikes from guard but Painmaker blocks nicely.
Painmaker keeping moving, preventing Simpson from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Simpson wants to stand but Painmaker is controlling his posture from full guard.
Simpson controls from within his opponent's guard.
Painmaker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Simpson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Painmaker slips a jab and a cross from Simpson.
Jacob Painmaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Painmaker fails with the takedown
and Simpson counters with a single leg into guard. Painmaker didn't expect that.
Painmaker on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Painmaker tries to get out of the position.
Painmaker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Painmaker punching from the bottom - just letting Simpson know he's still in a fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Painmaker doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Simpson preventing the sweep.
Simpson trying to control but Painmaker is working from the bottom.
Painmaker wants to stand up but Simpson is controlling him.
Painmaker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Simpson wants to stand but Painmaker is controlling his posture from full guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Simpson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Simpson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Painmaker lands an elbow inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Painmaker lands a nice elbow.
Simpson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Painmaker smiles and moves away.
Simpson moves into range and clinches up with Painmaker.
Simpson ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Simpson no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Painmaker wants to control from the top but Simpson keeps moving.
Painmaker won't allow Simpson to get back to his feet.
Painmaker wants to stand but Simpson is controlling his posture from full guard.
Painmaker pushes down on Simpson's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Simpson feints and as Painmaker raises his hands in defense, Simpson changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Simpson preventing the sweep.
Simpson looking to pass the guard.
Simpson trying to control the position from guard on top but Painmaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Painmaker throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Simpson decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Painmaker with a lazy takedown attempt
and Simpson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Simpson wants to control from the top but Painmaker keeps moving.
Simpson stands up from Painmaker's guard - Simpson perhaps looking for a knockout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws a nice looking combination but Painmaker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Painmaker has his takedown stuffed
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Painmaker has his takedown stuffed
and Simpson counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacob Painmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Simpson is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Painmaker misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Painmaker taking some punishment here, with Simpson in his half guard.
Simpson wants to stand up but Painmaker has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Painmaker won't allow Simpson to pass to mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Painmaker is looking for a sweep. Simpson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Painmaker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Simpson is working away from the top position though.
Painmaker tries to get to full guard but Simpson has control of the leg.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Painmaker bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Simpson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Painmaker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Simpson keeps working.
Simpson is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Painmaker off and has taken his back!
Simpson trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Simpson is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Painmaker knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Painmaker for a finish.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Painmaker trying to control the hands but Simpson breaks the grip.
Simpson trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Painmaker doesn't escape.
Simpson is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Painmaker trying to control but not successfully.
Simpson biding his time, controlling Painmaker.
Simpson is trying to stick to Painmaker's back but Painmaker is turning into Simpson. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Simpson's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Painmaker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Simpson seems keen to control Painmaker's posture.
Simpson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Painmaker.
Simpson pulls Painmaker in close to his closed guard and prevents Painmaker from doing any damage or advancing position.
Simpson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Painmaker won't allow Simpson to sweep him here.
Painmaker controls from within his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Painmaker with a poor takedown
and Simpson counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Simpson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Simpson.
Simpson decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Simpson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Painmaker counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Simpson's guard now.
Homer Simpson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Simpson is looking for a triangle but Painmaker pushes his legs off easily.
Painmaker gets to his feet. Simpson looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Simpson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson tries for a takedown but Painmaker circles away easily
and Painmaker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Simpson keeping moving, preventing Painmaker from controlling successfully.
Simpson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Simpson keeping moving, preventing Painmaker from controlling successfully.
Simpson working a defensive guard here.
Simpson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson trying to control the position.
Simpson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Painmaker doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Painmaker manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Painmaker looking to sit in guard and control but Simpson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Painmaker keeping moving, preventing Simpson from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Painmaker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Simpson did well to prevent Painmaker getting side control.
Painmaker winds up and cracks Simpson with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Still in half guard, Painmaker seems content to control.
Simpson trying to hold on to Painmaker's head to control him but Painmaker postures up.
Simpson controlling the position for now.
Homer Simpson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Painmaker thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Simpson to regain full guard.
Painmaker lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Painmaker showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Simpson keeping moving, preventing Painmaker from controlling successfully.
Simpson looking to control.
Simpson trying to control the position here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Painmaker throwing strikes but missing.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jacob Painmaker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Simpson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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