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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Quickbeam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Battery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Quickbeam might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Treebeard's Theme. Maximus Battery is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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289 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake Quickbeam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maximus Battery!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quickbeam scores with a nice body kick.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Quickbeam, right into the meat.
Battery looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quickbeam misses with a low kick as Battery jumps back.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Quickbeam paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Quickbeam really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Battery takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Quickbeam throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quickbeam fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Battery checks it well.
A thudding body kick lands there by Quickbeam!
Quickbeam connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Quickbeam throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Quickbeam.
Battery on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Quickbeam misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Quickbeam connects with a solid leg kick.
Crunch! Quickbeam slams his shin into Battery's torso.
Quickbeam throws a head kick but Battery moves out of range.
Quickbeam fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Battery is out of range.
Quickbeam lands a front kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Quickbeam - that will leave a mark!
Quickbeam lands with a thumping leg kick.
Battery blocks a low kick nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quickbeam throws and low kick but Battery moves out of range easily.
Quickbeam is looking to chop away at Battery's legs.
Quickbeam misses with a head kick.
Battery checks a leg kick nicely.
A head kick misses from Quickbeam.
Battery tries to clinch up but Quickbeam circles away and keeps his distance.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Battery crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Quickbeam - the referee stops the clock and Battery gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Quickbeam. Battery manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Battery has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Quickbeam.
Quickbeam throws a low kick but Battery avoids it.
Quickbeam motions for Battery to come forward. Quickbeam throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Quickbeam scoring well with a low kick there.
Battery checks the leg kick nicely there.
Quickbeam throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Battery's head.
It looks like Maximus Battery has been cut.
Battery chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Quickbeam can pounce on him.
Quickbeam throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Battery tries to clinch but Quickbeam moves out of range.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Quickbeam paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Quickbeam throws a nice inside leg kick.
Quickbeam throws a low kick but it's checked well by Battery.
Battery's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Quickbeam - that will leave a mark!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quickbeam lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Battery on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Quickbeam. Quickbeam obviously looking to wear him down.
Maximus Battery seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Battery tries to clinch there but Quickbeam circles away.
Quickbeam is looking to slow Battery down with leg kicks.
Quickbeam misses with a low kick as Battery jumps back.
A good leg kick by Quickbeam.
Quickbeam fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Battery is out of range.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that misses.
Quickbeam lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that misses.
Quickbeam throws a head kick but Battery moves out of range.
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Quickbeam scores with a leg kick.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Battery takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Quickbeam connects with a high kick.
Battery moves out of range of the body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Battery moves in looking to clinch but Quickbeam pushes him off.
A nice inside leg kick there by Quickbeam. That's going to slow Battery down.
Battery takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Quickbeam lands a high kick!
Quickbeam throws a body kick that misses.
Quickbeam scores with a leg kick.
Quickbeam throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Quickbeam shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Quickbeam keeps the fight on the outside.
Quickbeam throws a push kick but Battery slaps the foot to one side.
Battery is looking to clinch but Quickbeam is avoiding it.
Quickbeam swats away the attempt to clinch by Battery.
A leg kick checked by Battery.
Quickbeam finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Quickbeam looks for the body kick but Battery saw that one coming.
Quickbeam misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Battery is looking to clinch but Quickbeam is avoiding it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Battery looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Quickbeam misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Battery tries to clinch up but Quickbeam circles away and keeps his distance.
Battery tries to clinch up.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Quickbeam looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Quickbeam fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Battery.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Quickbeam.
The fight stays on the outside here - Battery looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Quickbeam tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Quickbeam wants to slow Battery down by chopping away at his legs.
Battery doesn't manage to clinch there - Quickbeam circles away.
A bone on bone clash there as Battery blocks the leg kick.
Battery takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Quickbeam pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake Quickbeam dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Maximus Battery's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Battery tries to clinch but Quickbeam is having none of it.
Battery moves out of range of the body kick.
Battery wants to clinch up but Quickbeam keeps it at a distance.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Battery might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Quickbeam has got the better of the exchanges.
Quickbeam tries to work over Battery's front leg with a kick but Battery checks it.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch but Quickbeam swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A clash of legs there as Battery blocks the low kick.
Battery tries to clinch but Quickbeam is having none of it.
Battery is looking to clinch but Quickbeam is avoiding it.
Battery is looking to clinch but Quickbeam is avoiding it.
Quickbeam throws a sloppy head kick and Battery moves out of range easily.
Battery is looking to clinch but Quickbeam is avoiding it.
Battery fails with an attempt to clinch.
Battery doesn't manage to clinch there - Quickbeam circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quickbeam attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Quickbeam swats away the attempt to clinch by Battery.
Battery is breathing heavily.
Battery takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Quickbeam circles away from the clinch attempt.
Battery moves in looking to clinch but Quickbeam pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Battery fails in his attempt to clinch.
Battery wants to clinch up but Quickbeam keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Battery looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Quickbeam.
Quickbeam wants to slow Battery down by chopping away at his legs.
Battery avoids the head kick by Quickbeam.
Quickbeam pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Quickbeam throws a low kick but it's checked well by Battery.
Jake Quickbeam is winning the standup battle so far.
Quickbeam throws a body kick that misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Quickbeam finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Quickbeam finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Battery closes the distance and clinches.
Quickbeam is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Battery is defending well for now.
Battery tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Quickbeam avoids it.
Battery blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Quickbeam tries to land a knee to the head but Battery blocks with his arms.
Battery looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Battery blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Battery lands a damaging elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Battery.
Battery using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Quickbeam blocks an elbow strike from Battery.
Battery lands a damaging elbow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Battery throws an elbow but misses.
Battery lands a damaging elbow.
Battery using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Quickbeam has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Battery throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Knees in the clinch landing for Quickbeam.
Quickbeam stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Quickbeam pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Quickbeam swats away the attempt to clinch by Battery.
Quickbeam motions for Battery to come forward. Quickbeam throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Battery rushes Quickbeam and presses him up against the cage.
Battery avoiding damage as Quickbeam throws knees to the body.
Battery throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Quickbeam blocks it with crossed arms.
Quickbeam looking to stall.
Quickbeam tries to land a knee to the head but Battery blocks with his arms.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Battery gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Quickbeam working Battery over with knees to the body.
Quickbeam misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Battery.
Quickbeam pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Quickbeam paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Battery doesn't manage to clinch there - Quickbeam circles away.
Quickbeam tries a head kick but it misses.
Battery is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Quickbeam swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Quickbeam throws a leg kick but Battery sees it coming and moves out of range.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up but Quickbeam swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Battery looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Quickbeam swats away the attempt to clinch by Battery.
Battery wants to clinch up but Quickbeam keeps it at a distance.
Battery tries to clinch up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch but Quickbeam swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up but Quickbeam swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Quickbeam misses with a head kick.
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up but Quickbeam swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Battery takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Quickbeam is looking to chop away at Battery's legs.
Maximus Battery is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Quickbeam scores with a kick to the midsection.
Good leg kick by Quickbeam there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice body kick from Quickbeam.
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Quickbeam scores with a kick to the midsection.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that Battery semi-blocks.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Battery takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A solid body kick from Quickbeam.
Quickbeam plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That has opened up Maximus Battery's cut even more.
Quickbeam pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Battery takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake Quickbeam dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Maximus Battery's cut.
That's time! Quickbeam's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
A nice inside leg kick there by Quickbeam. That's going to slow Battery down.
Battery wants to clinch.
Quickbeam is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Battery can do to turn this around?
Quickbeam thows a body kick. Battery tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Quickbeam throws a head kick but Battery moves out of range.
Quickbeam tries to land a leg kick but Battery saw it coming and moves away.
Battery is looking to clinch.
Quickbeam misses with a body kick.
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Quickbeam is looking to land body kicks.
A head kick from Quickbeam lands but Battery takes it in his stride.
Quickbeam tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Battery is able to avoid easily.
Quickbeam misses with an attempted mid kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quickbeam throws a body kick that misses.
Quickbeam shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A solid leg kick lands there for Quickbeam.
Quickbeam swats away the attempt to clinch by Battery.
Quickbeam lands a nice leg kick that just misses Battery's sensitive parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Quickbeam misses with an attempted mid kick.
Battery wants to clinch.
Quickbeam pushes Battery away with a front kick.
Quickbeam throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Quickbeam throws a sloppy head kick and Battery moves out of range easily.
Battery tries to clinch up but Quickbeam circles away and keeps his distance.
Quickbeam scores with a spinning back kick!
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Quickbeam lands a nice leg kick that just misses Battery's sensitive parts.
Quickbeam misses with a low kick.
Quickbeam shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Battery instigates a clinch.
Quickbeam breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Quickbeam throws a push kick but Battery slaps the foot to one side.
Quickbeam scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quickbeam throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Battery tries to clinch there but Quickbeam circles away.
Quickbeam tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Quickbeam.
Battery tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A solid leg kick lands there for Quickbeam.
Quickbeam tries a head kick but it misses.
Battery is looking to clinch.
Quickbeam lands a head kick!
Battery tries to close the distance and clinch up but Quickbeam swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Quickbeam throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Quickbeam dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Battery. That did some damage!
Battery tries to clinch up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Quickbeam.
Quickbeam throws the kick towards the body but Battery avoids it.
Quickbeam keeps the fight on the outside.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Battery tries to clinch but Quickbeam moves out of range.
Quickbeam misses with a head kick.
Quickbeam throws a head kick that misses.
Quickbeam keeps the fight on the outside.
Battery moves in looking to clinch but Quickbeam pushes him off.
Battery wants to clinch up but Quickbeam keeps it at a distance.
Quickbeam misses with a low kick.
Quickbeam buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Battery tries to clinch up but Quickbeam circles away and keeps his distance.
Battery checks a leg kick nicely.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Quickbeam.
Quickbeam lands a head kick. Battery smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Battery stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Quickbeam.
Quickbeam lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Quickbeam, right into the meat.
Quickbeam plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Battery checks a leg kick nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Battery blocks a head kick by Quickbeam.
Battery wants to clinch.
Battery avoids a kick to the body.
Jake Quickbeam is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Battery tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Quickbeam lands with a kick to the temple. Battery shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The cut above Maximus Battery's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Battery tries to clinch but Quickbeam is having none of it.
Quickbeam throws a leg kick but Battery sees it coming and moves out of range.
Quickbeam misses with a leg kick.
Battery tries to clinch but Quickbeam is having none of it.
Battery wants to clinch up but Quickbeam keeps it at a distance.
Battery blocks a leg kick.
Battery wants to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Battery rushes Quickbeam and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Maximus Battery has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Battery missing with knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Quickbeam showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Quickbeam, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:25
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:25
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Quickbeam!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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