PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Dille (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Motörhead - Killed By Death kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! James Dille had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Dille
vs
Jeremy

199 cm
24
283 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

167 cm
24
280 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Crazy Monkey Nutrition
Crazy Monkey Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James Dille!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy tries to clinch but Dille is having none of it.
Dille throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Dille misses.
Dille lands a jab-cross combination.
Dille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dille misses with a few strikes there.
Dille lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jeremy backs up against the cage.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dille paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dille misses with the combination.
Dille misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Dille circles away.
Some wild striking there from Dille.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Dille is avoiding it.
Dille throws a right hand that Jeremy ducks under and follows up with a left that Jeremy also avoids with ease.
Dille fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Dille does no damage.
Dille lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Dille looks to land a combination. Jeremy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dille throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dille misses with the combination.
Dille fails to land with a series of punches.
Dille misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dille misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dille throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dille fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dille throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Dille.
Dille misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Dille circles away and keeps his distance.
Dille lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dille.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dille lands with a nice combination. Jeremy backs away looking to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Dille dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dille throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease.
Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dille misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dille misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dille paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Dille circles away and keeps his distance.
Dille will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dille will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dille misses with a wild combination.
James Dille seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy slips a jab and a cross from Dille.
Dille ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dille.
Jeremy wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dille looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well.
Dille misses with a series of wild punches.
Dille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Jeremy takes the fight into the clinch.
Dille wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dille dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Dille leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dille jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jeremy walks away with a smile on his face. Dille gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Dille looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dille's corner calls for a 1-2. Dille obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dille misses with a double jab.
Dille avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dille throws a one two combo.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Dille swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dille lands with an uppercut that bounces Jeremy off the cage and back into rage.
Dille lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Dille is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Dille pushes him off.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Dille keeps it at a distance.
Dille throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jeremy.
No joy there for Dille, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dille misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dille misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dille throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Dille dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Dille looks to land a combination but Jeremy avoids it well.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Dille moves out of range.
Dille jabs Jeremy right on the nose. Jeremy blinks but takes it well.
Dille throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dille loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
Dille is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from Dille.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Dille pushes him off.
Dille connects with a jab.
Dille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Dille keeps it at a distance.
Dille tries to bum rush Jeremy with a series of wild strikes but Jeremy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dille throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Dille misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dille rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Dille swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dille swats him away and circles back towards the center.
No joy there for Dille, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dille misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dille is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jeremy can do to turn this around?
Jeremy is looking to clinch.

Jeremy has closed the distance and engaged Dille in a clinch.
Dille takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like James Dille has been cut.
Dille jumps guard but Jeremy stands there with Dille around his waist. Dille gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dille is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dille jumps guard but Jeremy stands there with Dille around his waist. Dille gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dille blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Dille blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
Dille tries to score a body lock takedown but Jeremy shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for James Dille. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dille drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jeremy gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Dille tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jeremy smiles and moves away.
Dille misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A combination from Dille does no damage.
Dille is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A combination from Dille does no damage.
James Dille is winning the standup battle so far.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Dille is avoiding it.
Dille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Dille circles away and keeps his distance.
Jeremy tries to clinch up.
Dille throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
James Dille is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dille dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
James Dille showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dille, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... James Dille!