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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Russian Experiment I (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tuberculo Meningitis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Experiment I kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dancing Queen. Russian Experiment I is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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22
222 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
215 lbs
11 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Russian Experiment I!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tuberculo Meningitis!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Experiment I wants to clinch up but Meningitis keeps it at a distance.
Experiment I defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Meningitis.
Experiment I slips a jab and a cross from Meningitis.
Meningitis misses with a series of wild punches.
Meningitis misses with a few strikes there.
Meningitis throws a series of punches but Experiment I avoids them all with ease.
Meningitis misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Meningitis misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meningitis just misses with a punch to the body.
Tuberculo Meningitis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Experiment I has Meningitis up against the cage in a clinch.
Experiment I lands an elbow inside that Meningitis shrugs off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meningitis working aggressively here.
Meningitis has Experiment I pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Experiment I manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Russian Experiment I has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tuberculo Meningitis.
Experiment I lands a nice knee to the body.
Meningitis looks gassed!
Experiment I lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Meningitis or not.
Meningitis swings wildly with an uppercut but Experiment I uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment I lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Experiment I lands a shoulder strike.
Experiment I creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Meningitis's defenses.
It looks like Tuberculo Meningitis has been cut.
Experiment I works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Experiment I lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Meningitis.
A short body shot lands from Experiment I as the two fighters clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Experiment I crunches a lovely knee into Meningitis's ribcage.
Experiment I lands a body shot.
Experiment I scores with a shoulder strike.
Meningitis takes a knee to the side of the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Experiment I.
Experiment I lands a body punch.
Experiment I lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Experiment I.
Experiment I lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Meningitis is rocked!
Experiment I throws an elbow but it misses.
Meningitis is still on wobbly legs! Can Experiment I finish him?
Experiment I unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Meningitis! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Experiment I is unloading with more strikes now! Meningitis drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Russian Experiment I!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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