PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between John Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erectile Disfunction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Green
vs
Disfunction

170 cm
20
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

202 cm
18
175 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, John Green!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Erectile Disfunction!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Konstantin Menshow and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Green blocks a head kick by Disfunction.
Green closes the distance and clinches up with Disfunction, looking for a takedown. Green pushes Disfunction against the cage but Disfunction circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Disfunction leaves Green with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Disfunction misses with a low kick as Green jumps back.
Disfunction slaps away a takedown attempt from Green, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Green. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Green shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Disfunction as he avoids it easily.
Green shoots in but no luck this time.
No luck for Green with that takedown attempt.
Disfunction throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Green fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disfunction avoids a kick to the body.
Green shoots in but no luck this time.
Disfunction throws a head kick but Green moves out of range.
Green shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Green is breathing heavily.
Green looks for a takedown but Disfunction sprawls well.
Disfunction is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Disfunction throws a nice outside leg kick.
Disfunction misses with the combination.
Disfunction throws a sloppy head kick and Green moves out of range easily.

Disfunction gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Disfunction is looking for a triangle but Green pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green being controlled here momentarily.
Disfunction wants to get back to his feet but Green is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Disfunction kicks Green off and gets to his feet.
Green is trying hard to land a takedown here. Disfunction sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Disfunction throws a sloppy head kick and Green moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green blocks a head kick by Disfunction.
Disfunction pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Disfunction throws a head kick that half lands.
A slapping leg kick lands for Disfunction.
Disfunction throws a head kick that Green semi-blocks.
Good work by Green as he checks the leg kick.
Disfunction pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick from Disfunction lands but Green takes it in his stride.
Green blocks a head kick by Disfunction.
Disfunction throws a nice head kick!
Disfunction misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Disfunction tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Green could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disfunction changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Green tries to avoid it but Disfunction manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Green to the ground. Green escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Disfunction shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Green is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Disfunction postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Green to stand up.
Disfunction throws a head kick but Green moves out of range.
Green tries to clinch there but Disfunction circles away.
Disfunction throws a head kick but Green moves out of range.
Green misses with a takedown attempt
and Disfunction counters with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Erectile Disfunction dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Disfunction shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Disfunction was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Green stops Disfunction from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Green working to try and regain half guard.
Green tries to hold on but Disfunction postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Disfunction content just to control the position here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Green working to try and regain half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Green tries to hold on but Disfunction postures up.
Disfunction content just to control the position here.

Disfunction stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Disfunction lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disfunction wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Disfunction tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Disfunction.
Green fails with the takedown
and Disfunction counters with a nice low kick that buckles Green's knee momentarily.

Disfunction decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Disfunction tries to stand and escape but Green is controlling the position.
Green tries to get to full guard but Disfunction has control of the leg.
Disfunction tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Green.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disfunction trying to control the pace.
Disfunction missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Disfunction controlling the action here.
It looks like Disfunction is going to stand back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Green is pressing down on Disfunction's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Green had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Disfunction defends it easily.
Disfunction trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Green is working an open guard so Disfunction takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Disfunction goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Green takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Disfunction throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Erectile Disfunction showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Disfunction is looking to slow Green down with leg kicks.
Disfunction misses with a head kick.

Green scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Green wants to take a breather but Disfunction is having none of it.
Disfunction wants to get back to his feet.
Disfunction controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Green not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Green is just content to waste time from the top position. Disfunction takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Disfunction has his hands on Green's head, controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Green looking to pass the guard.
Disfunction trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Disfunction is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Disfunction pushes Green off and gets back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Green looks to clinch
and Disfunction counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Green doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Disfunction counters with a flying knee. Nice.

Disfunction clinches with his opponent.

Disfunction breaks from the clinch.
Green showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Disfunction.

Disfunction shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Disfunction pushes down on Green's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Disfunction content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Disfunction decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Disfunction misses with a double jab.
Disfunction tries for a takedown but Green sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Green doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Disfunction decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Green's guard.
Green looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Disfunction controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Green might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Disfunction not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Erectile Disfunction is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Disfunction wants to pass the guard but Green is keeping the position.
Disfunction looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Erectile Disfunction comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Disfunction has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 27:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 27:30
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Erectile Disfunction!