PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pyotr Alexandrovna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannah Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montana has chosen Hoedown Throwdown as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Alexandrovna
vs
Montana

185 cm
24
270 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

175 cm
24
250 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Powerful

(GTI) PROLETARIAN WEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pyotr Alexandrovna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hannah Montana!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Alexandrovna.
A looping hook to the body misses from Montana. Alexandrovna does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice defenses there by Alexandrovna.
Montana throws a nice looking combination but Alexandrovna bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Alexandrovna attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Montana fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Montana throws a head kick that misses.
Montana on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Alexandrovna. Alexandrovna obviously looking to wear him down.

Alexandrovna closes the distance and pushes Montana back into the cage.
Alexandrovna pressing his opponent against the cage.
Alexandrovna landing knees to the head.

It looks like Hannah Montana has been cut.
Montana tries to land knees in the clinch but Alexandrovna avoids the damage to the body.
Montana misses with a knee to the head.
Montana wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Alexandrovna has him pressed against the cage.
Montana avoiding damage as Alexandrovna throws knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Alexandrovna obliges.
Montana looks gassed!
Montana wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Montana tries to circle away but Alexandrovna has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alexandrovna displaying some good clinch control by pressing Montana up against the cage.
Alexandrovna on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Montana looking to slow down the pace here.
Montana tries a body shot but Alexandrovna blocks it.
Alexandrovna tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Montana avoids it.
Alexandrovna lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Alexandrovna.
Alexandrovna utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

Alexandrovna gets control of Montana's arms and successfully pulls guard. Alexandrovna will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Alexandrovna is pulling down on Montana's head. It's preventing any offense from Montana, at least for the moment.
Alexandrovna bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Montana's guard.
Alexandrovna showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Montana working a defensive guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alexandrovna preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alexandrovna controlling from the top position.
Montana wants to sweep but no luck.
Alexandrovna looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Montana trying to keep a closed guard but Alexandrovna is proving a slippery customer.
Alexandrovna lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Alexandrovna with a flurry of punches that miss.
Alexandrovna wants to control from the top but Montana keeps moving.
Alexandrovna is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Montana is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Montana looking to hit a scissor sweep but Alexandrovna is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Montana controls Alexandrovna momentarily but Alexandrovna frees himself.
Alexandrovna controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Montana had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Alexandrovna defends it easily.
Alexandrovna missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pyotr Alexandrovna dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hannah Montana's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Montana throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Alexandrovna stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Alexandrovna fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Montana misses with a few strikes there.
Alexandrovna tries to close the distance and clinch up but Montana swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Alexandrovna ducks under a wild hook from Montana.
Alexandrovna dodges the punch combination from Montana.
Good leg kick by Alexandrovna there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Alexandrovna throws a front kick aimed at Montana's knee but Montana avoids it well.
Nice defenses there by Alexandrovna.
Alexandrovna is trying hard to land a takedown here. Montana sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Montana pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Alexandrovna throws a leg kick but Montana moved away.
Alexandrovna ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Montana misses with a wild body shot.
Montana with a lazy takedown attempt
and Alexandrovna counters with an inside leg kick.
Montana swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Alexandrovna counters with a leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Alexandrovna. Montana shrugs it off though.
Hannah Montana is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Alexandrovna avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Alexandrovna moves into the clinch successfully.
Alexandrovna misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Alexandrovna is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Montana is keeping busy.
A bit of stalling here from Alexandrovna.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Alexandrovna as Montana tries to tie him up.
Montana has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Alexandrovna avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Alexandrovna using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Montana is breathing heavily.
The referee is keeping an eye on Alexandrovna - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Alexandrovna dodges an elbow strike from Montana.
Montana misses with a knee to the head.
Alexandrovna managing to block the knees to the body from Montana.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Alexandrovna putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Montana in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Montana pushes off an throws an elbow but Alexandrovna leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Montana trying to land knees to the body.
Alexandrovna stalls.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Alexandrovna for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Montana misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Alexandrovna.
Alexandrovna lands a shot to the body.
Alexandrovna scores a nice knee to the body.
Alexandrovna effectively controlling the action here.
Alexandrovna unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Montana avoiding damage as Alexandrovna throws knees to the body.
Alexandrovna pushes Montana back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Montana goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Alexandrovna utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Alexandrovna landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Alexandrovna prevents Montana from breaking the clinch.
Montana is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Alexandrovna connects with a knee to the head.
Alexandrovna landing knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Alexandrovna lands a nice knee to the body.
Alexandrovna slows down the pace here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Alexandrovna obliges.
Montana trying to control the position but instead, Alexandrovna has worked for underhooks and has pushed Montana into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Montana.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

Montana breaks the clinch.
Montana lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Alexandrovna circles away quickly and effectively.
A bone on bone clash there as Alexandrovna blocks the leg kick.
Montana swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Alexandrovna counters with a nice double leg into side control. Montana won't be happy with that.
Alexandrovna lands some shots froms side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Montana is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Montana is letting Alexandrovna control him for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pyotr Alexandrovna dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hannah Montana's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A head kick by Montana misses

so Alexandrovna counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Alexandrovna preventing the sweep.
Montana utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Montana controls Alexandrovna momentarily but Alexandrovna frees himself.
Montana manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Alexandrovna manages to get himself to full guard.
Montana advances to half guard.
Alexandrovna is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Montana's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Montana's back!
Montana is in bad spot here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alexandrovna landing with strikes.
Montana rolls, trying to escape but Alexandrovna keeps control of the position.
Alexandrovna gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Alexandrovna lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Montana.
Alexandrovna lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Good control from Alexandrovna.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Montana's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Montana tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Alexandrovna trying to control but Montana is having none of it.
Alexandrovna has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Montana is desperately trying to improve his position but Alexandrovna has a good base and remains in mount.
Hannah Montana has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Alexandrovna working the ground and pound effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alexandrovna cracks Montana with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Alexandrovna looking to control and managing it successfully.
Montana is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Montana is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Alexandrovna lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Montana is working to get back to half guard.
Alexandrovna takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Alexandrovna is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Montana can do to turn this around?
Montana is desperately trying to improve his position but Alexandrovna has a good base and remains in mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pyotr Alexandrovna showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Alexandrovna, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:26
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pyotr Alexandrovna!