PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ninja Kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kid's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stratovarius - Hunting High and Low. Cartman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Unclefucker kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Kid
vs
Cartman

158 cm
25
183 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

184 cm
21
179 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ninja Kid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Viktor Lagutenko and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kid shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cartman pinned against the cage. Cartman gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kid looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cartman is fending him off so far but Kid persists. Nope, Cartman circles away and we're back to standing.
No luck for Kid with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ninja Kid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice takedown defense from Cartman. No joy for Kid on that attempt.
Kid has a takedown stuffed.
Kid moves forwards but Cartman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kid fails with the takedown.
Kid is breathing heavily.
Cartman lands a glancing blow to the side of Kid's head.
Cartman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cartman defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kid.
Cartman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cartman scores with a punch to the head.

It looks like Ninja Kid has been cut.
Kid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cartman is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd cheers as Cartman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kid doesn't seem phased though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kid takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Cartman lands a jab-cross combination.
Cartman scores with a shot to the body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Kid. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kid is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Cartman connects with a body shot.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman lands a high kick!
Kid takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Kid is rocked!
Cartman has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kid walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Oh Kid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cartman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kid at a distance.
Kid is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.
Kid seems to have got his legs back now.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kid's hands.
Cartman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kid on the side of the head.
Kid takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Cartman drops Kid with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kid looks back up at him and smiles so Cartman waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Kid walks straight into a right hand from Cartman - that's dropped him! Cartman jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Kid from any more punishment! Kid complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Eric Cartman!