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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ted Nugget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Way Of The Fist. Eric Cartman struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 206.7lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Eric Cartman has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Ted Nugget's chin.
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210 lbs
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215 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
Big right hand |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ted Nugget!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, John Mangel and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nugget fails to land with a series of punches.
Nugget lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Nugget misses with a wild combination.
Nugget avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nugget.
Ted Nugget seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman slips a jab from Nugget.
Nugget misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nugget scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Nugget is breathing heavily.
Nugget doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nugget staying out of range there.
Cartman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Nugget wants to break free but Cartman has control.
Cartman looking for a takedown.
Cartman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nugget is trying to break the clinch but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman looking for a takedown.
Cartman works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Nugget is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Nugget is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Nugget is looking to stand back up but Cartman counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Nugget.
Nugget is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nugget throws Cartman to one side and escapes!
Nugget throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cartman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nugget misses with a wild combination.
Horrible takedown by Cartman or perhaps it was just good defense by Nugget which made him look bad.
Ted Nugget has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Nugget misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nugget fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nugget misses with the combination.
Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nugget wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nugget can't break the clinch.
Nugget wants to break free but Cartman has control.
Cartman has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Nugget uses from the top position.
Nugget wants to stand but Cartman has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Nugget wants to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is working for a guillotine from mount but Nugget frees his head quite easily.
Nugget is trying to stand.
Cartman stands up from mount. Strange move.
Nugget throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
Cartman throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nugget misses with a double jab.
Cartman darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Cartman lands with a punch from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cartman lands a nice short elbow.
Nugget is trying to stand up here but Cartman is controlling him well.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cartman seems to be working for a kimura but Nugget defends the submission attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman prevents Nugget from standing back up.
Cartman wants to control but Nugget is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nugget is looking to escape.
Cartman slows the pace down in half guard.
Cartman is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Nugget is just riding it out for now. Cartman eventually gives up the hold.
Cartman scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nugget knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Cartman on the ground.
Cartman wants to take a breather but Nugget is having none of it.
Cartman is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Cartman works his way into full mount!
Cartman looking to isolate an arm here. Nugget doesn't see it coming and as Cartman extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Cartman!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Eric Cartman!
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hype
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