PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between TakTak Tinkelbery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobcat Stinkfist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkfist has chosen People Are Strange by The Doors as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Tinkelbery
vs
Stinkfist

185 cm
20
182 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

183 cm
22
175 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Global MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, TakTak Tinkelbery!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Bobcat Stinkfist!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tinkelbery misses with a two punch combination.
Stinkfist connects with a body shot.
Bobcat Stinkfist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.
Stinkfist misses with a wild body shot.
Stinkfist tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Tinkelbery swivels and escapes.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tinkelbery keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery slips under a jab from Stinkfist.
Stinkfist scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like TakTak Tinkelbery has been cut.
Stinkfist scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Stinkfist misses with a body shot
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Tinkelbery has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stinkfist fails with the takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tinkelbery swinging wildly here.
Stinkfist scores with a three punch combo!
Stinkfist throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist misses with a takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
TakTak Tinkelbery has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobcat Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Stinkfist is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tinkelbery.
Stinkfist thows a leg kick but Tinkelbery checks it
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist throws a lazy head kick
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tinkelbery throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stinkfist counters with a series of strikes. Tinkelbery will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tinkelbery tries to bum rush Stinkfist with a series of wild strikes but Stinkfist uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist throws a hook to the side of Tinkelbery's head but Tinkelbery sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.
TakTak Tinkelbery is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tinkelbery looks to land a combination but Stinkfist avoids it well.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stinkfist shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Stinkfist looks gassed!
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Tinkelbery throws a right and a left that Stinkfist avoids nicely.
Stinkfist cracks Tinkelbery with a right hand to the side of the head.
Tinkelbery misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stinkfist doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tinkelbery displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stinkfist throws out the jab.
Tinkelbery takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Tinkelbery misses.
A head kick by Stinkfist misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
A combination from Tinkelbery does no damage.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
No joy there for Tinkelbery, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stinkfist throws a sloppy head kick
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tinkelbery uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stinkfist.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bobcat Stinkfist will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on TakTak Tinkelbery's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Tinkelbery throws a right and a left that Stinkfist avoids nicely.
Stinkfist misses with the body kick
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.
Stinkfist throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Tinkelbery is working the combinations to good effect here.
Tinkelbery misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tinkelbery uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stinkfist.
Stinkfist looks to land a right hand but Tinkelbery moved out of range.
Stinkfist connects with a solid leg kick.
A low kick from Stinkfist is predictable there
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tinkelbery throws a series of punches but Stinkfist avoids them all with ease.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bobcat Stinkfist seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Stinkfist looks to throw a body kick
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Tinkelbery as Stinkfist shoots in.
Stinkfist is breathing heavily.
A lazy left from Stinkfist finds it's target.
Tinkelbery keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stinkfist has his takedown stuffed
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Tinkelbery throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tinkelbery takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stinkfist throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tinkelbery bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Stinkfist misses the target.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Tinkelbery displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stinkfist throws out the jab.
Tinkelbery throws a series of punches but Stinkfist moves out of range.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
A jab lands there for Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery misses with a double jab
and Stinkfist counters with a nice body kick.
Stinkfist has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Tinkelbery ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tinkelbery misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist misses with a looping right.
Tinkelbery ducks under a wild hook from Stinkfist.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tinkelbery.
Stinkfist throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Stinkfist throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tinkelbery.
Stinkfist throws a series of strikes that have Tinkelbery backpedaling.
Stinkfist throws a looping overhand right but Tinkelbery ducks down to avoid it.
Stinkfist falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A punch combination from Tinkelbery misses.
TakTak Tinkelbery is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stinkfist doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
TakTak Tinkelbery has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobcat Stinkfist.
Stinkfist tries a head kick but it misses.
Stinkfist throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tinkelbery fails to land with a series of punches.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

TakTak Tinkelbery dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on TakTak Tinkelbery's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Stinkfist misses with a shot to the body
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.
Stinkfist swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stinkfist falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.
Stinkfist takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tinkelbery throws a series of punches but Stinkfist moves out of range.
Tinkelbery tries to bum rush Stinkfist with a series of wild strikes but Stinkfist uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tinkelbery slips a straight right by Stinkfist.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
A low kick from Stinkfist misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stinkfist misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery throws a right hand that Stinkfist ducks under and follows up with a left that Stinkfist also avoids with ease.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tinkelbery goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Tinkelbery ducks under a wild hook from Stinkfist.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Tinkelbery lands a two punch combo.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stinkfist tries to land a body kick
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist misses with a jab to the body
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.
Tinkelbery throws a right hand that Stinkfist ducks under and follows up with a left that Stinkfist also avoids with ease.
Danga de danga de dang - Tinkelbery scores with a four punch combination!
Stinkfist throws a hook but Tinkelbery blocks it.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a one-two to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tinkelbery rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stinkfist moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tinkelbery looks to land a combination. Stinkfist sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A left and a right from Tinkelbery both land. Nice combination.
Stinkfist swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Stinkfist misses with a kick to the body
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stinkfist is trying desperately to land a takedown but Tinkelbery is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Stinkfist.
Tinkelbery throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stinkfist.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkfist backing up. Stinkfist nods at Tinkelbery to acknowledge the strikes.
Tinkelbery throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stinkfist.
Stinkfist takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist misses with a double jab
and Tinkelbery counters with a two punch combo.
Tinkelbery defending well as Stinkfist loads up on a big left hand.
Tinkelbery throws a combination that misses
and Stinkfist counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Tinkelbery is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Stinkfist tries for a takedown but Tinkelbery circles away easily
and Tinkelbery counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.

And that's the end of the fight!
TakTak Tinkelbery showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tinkelbery has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... TakTak Tinkelbery!