PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clancy Wiggum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jefro Bodean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clancy Wiggum is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wiggum
vs
Bodean

200 cm
18
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
19
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clancy Wiggum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jefro Bodean!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bodean throws a leg kick which misses Wiggum's front leg but catches the back leg as Wiggum tries to avoid it.
Wiggum throws out a leg kick but Bodean moves out of range and Wiggum only half commits.
Wiggum fails to land the takedown.
Bodean shoots in but no luck this time.
Bodean fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bodean looks frusrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Clancy Wiggum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jefro Bodean.
Wiggum shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Bodean counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Wiggum!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Bodean is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Wiggum has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Bodean looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bodean wants to take Wiggum's back but he can't do it this time.
Wiggum is trying to escape the mount.
Wiggum avoids a series of strikes thrown by Bodean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bodean trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Wiggum really wants to buck Bodean off and get back to his feet.
Wiggum avoids a series of strikes thrown by Bodean.
Bodean has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Wiggum tries to reverse the position but Bodean maintains control.
Wiggum tries to hold on but Bodean postures up.
Wiggum is trying to escape the mount.
Wiggum wants to hold on but Bodean pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Wiggum has left one of his arms exposed and Bodean doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Wiggum screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jefro Bodean!