PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Dahmer
vs
Flintstone

182 cm
20
198 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

177 cm
24
195 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeffrey Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fred Flintstone!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Leandro Rodrigues and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flintstone fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dahmer manages to avoid it.
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dahmer. Dahmer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dahmer misses with a jab to the body
and Flintstone counters with a big head kick but Dahmer shrugs it off.
Dahmer looks to score with a jab to the body but Flintstone is just out of range.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Dahmer moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dahmer. Flintstone does a little dance to reset his feet.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dahmer misses with a few strikes there.
Dahmer throws a body punch but Flintstone moves out of range.
Dahmer just misses with a punch to the body.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Dahmer punishes Flintstone's body with a nice straight punch.
Dahmer misses with a body shot.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Dahmer misses with a hook. Flintstone ducked under it nicely.
Dahmer misses the shot to the body.
Flintstone keeps Dahmer at a distance using the push kick.
Flintstone scores with a push kick.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone slips under a jab.
Flintstone ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
Dahmer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick from Dahmer misses.
Dahmer is looking to wear down Flintstone with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Flintstone throws a head kick that Dahmer semi-blocks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dahmer. Flintstone does a little dance to reset his feet.
Flintstone connects with a high kick.
A head kick from Flintstone lands but Dahmer takes it in his stride.
Dahmer misses with a body shot.
Fred Flintstone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dahmer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dahmer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Flintstone.
Dahmer misses the jab.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Flintstone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dahmer will feel that in the morning.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Dahmer throws a sloppy body shot
and Flintstone counters with a nice leg kick.
Flintstone plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Flintstone thows a body kick. Dahmer tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Flintstone throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Flintstone throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dahmer is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Flintstone. Dahmer shrugs it off though.
Dahmer misses with a low kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Flintstone throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Dahmer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Flintstone counters with a head kick.
Dahmer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Flintstone.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer looks to land a right hand but Flintstone moved out of range.
Flintstone throws a series of punches but Dahmer moves out of range.
Dahmer throws an overhand right that lands on Flintstone's shoulder, as Flintstone tries to avoid the shot.
Flintstone defending well as Dahmer loads up on a big left hand.
Flintstone lands with a slapping head kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Dahmer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a quick inside leg kick.
Flintstone lands with a slapping head kick.
Dahmer takes a swing at Flintstone's ribcage but misses.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Flintstone scores with a head kick.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone tries to move into range but Dahmer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Dahmer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dahmer swings for the body but Flintstone moves out of range.
Dahmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flintstone.
Dahmer scores with a punch to the head.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Dahmer will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Flintstone scores with a head kick.
Flintstone lands with a kick to the temple. Dahmer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer throws a right and a left that Flintstone avoids nicely.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Dahmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone delivers a nice body kick.
Dahmer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Flintstone moves away.
Flintstone scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dahmer doesn't seem bothered though.
Flintstone buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dahmer.
Dahmer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Flintstone lands with a slapping head kick.
Flintstone scores with a head kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dahmer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Flintstone - the referee stops the clock and Dahmer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Flintstone. Dahmer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Flintstone lands with a slapping head kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Dahmer moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Flintstone.
Dahmer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dahmer misses with an uppercut. Flintstone saw that one coming.
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Dahmer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dahmer misses the shot to the body.
Dahmer just misses with a punch to the body.
Flintstone tries a head kick but it misses.
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Dahmer moves out of range easily.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dahmer is defended easily by Flintstone.
Flintstone scores with a nice head shot.
Dahmer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Flintstone throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Flintstone lands with a shot to the body.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Flintstone sprawls well. Flintstone wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dahmer gets slowly back to his feet.
Flintstone plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fred Flintstone dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A looping hook to the body misses from Dahmer. Flintstone does a little dance to reset his feet.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Dahmer might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Dahmer misses the shot to the body.
Flintstone throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fred Flintstone seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Flintstone throws a leg kick which misses Dahmer's front leg but catches the back leg as Dahmer tries to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Flintstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Flintstone dodges the punch combination from Dahmer.
The fighters circling - Flintstone throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Flintstone thows a body kick. Dahmer tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Flintstone goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Flintstone checks a low kick from Dahmer.
Dahmer throws a head kick that misses.
Some wild striking there from Flintstone.
Dahmer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
Fred Flintstone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A big left from Dahmer misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Flintstone throws a head kick that Dahmer semi-blocks.
Flintstone has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Flintstone lands a head kick. Dahmer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flintstone throws a shot to the body.
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flintstone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Flintstone.
Nice body kick there by Flintstone.
Flintstone throws a head kick but Dahmer moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Flintstone.
Dahmer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Flintstone.
Flintstone lands a head kick!
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Flintstone goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Flintstone throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dahmer's head.

Dahmer is rocked!
Flintstone throws a head kick that Dahmer semi-blocks.
Oh Dahmer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dahmer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Flintstone.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The fighters circling - Flintstone throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dahmer seems to have got his legs back now.
Flintstone throws a body punch but Dahmer moves out of range.
Flintstone throws a head kick that Dahmer semi-blocks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Flintstone throws a head kick that misses.
Flintstone misses with a head kick.
Dahmer throws a head kick but Flintstone moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone tries to bum rush Dahmer with a series of wild strikes but Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A thudding body kick lands there by Flintstone!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Flintstone. Dahmer shrugs it off though.
Flintstone keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Flintstone but Flintstone pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Dahmer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Flintstone punishes Dahmer's body with a nice straight punch.
Flintstone lands a head kick!
Flintstone looks to land a combination. Dahmer sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Flintstone tries a head kick but it misses.
Flintstone lands with a kick to the temple. Dahmer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dahmer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dahmer walks forward, straight into a front kick from Flintstone.
Flintstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dahmer misses with a body shot.
Flintstone connects with a high kick.
Dahmer scores with a hook.
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.
Flintstone lands with a kick to the temple. Dahmer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Flintstone.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer thows a body shot but no joy.
Dahmer just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick from Flintstone lands but Dahmer takes it in his stride.
Dahmer fails with a takedown attempt.
Flintstone changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Flintstone throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Flintstone swings for the body but Dahmer moves out of range.
Flintstone keeps Dahmer at a distance using the push kick.
Flintstone throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Flintstone scores with a nice body kick.
Flintstone lands a high kick!
Dahmer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Flintstone throws a head kick that half lands.
Dahmer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Flintstone circles away quickly and effectively.
Flintstone lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dahmer takes a step back to recover.
Flintstone lands with a slapping head kick.
Flintstone connects with a high kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dahmer throws a head kick but Flintstone moves out of range.
Flintstone throws a nice head kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dahmer at a distance.
Flintstone lands with a kick to the temple. Dahmer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dahmer swings for the body but Flintstone moves out of range.
Flintstone throws a nice head kick!
Flintstone lands a big head kick that sends Dahmer to the canvas! Flintstone follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fred Flintstone!