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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mahdi Makungu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Makungu has chosen Nelly - Heart of a Champion as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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130 lbs
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156 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Douche!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Mahdi Makungu!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Makungu throws a nice looking combination but Douche bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Douche fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Makungu throws a sloppy body shot
and Douche counters with a nice leg kick.
A big right from Makungu misses.
Makungu throws a jab but it's blocked by Douche.
Douche tries a head kick but it misses.
Douche feints and then cracks Makungu's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Makungu down.
Makungu misses with an uppercut. Douche saw that one coming.
Makungu misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Douche counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Mahdi Makungu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Makungu throws a big shot that misses.
Douche tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Makungu was well out of range. Poor timing from Douche.
Douche bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Makungu throws a right and a left that both miss.
Makungu throws out a loose jab but Douche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Douche takes a swing at Makungu's ribcage but misses.
Douche throws a head kick that Makungu semi-blocks.
Makungu looks to land a right hand but Douche moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Makungu.
Douche defending well as Makungu loads up on a big left hand.
Douche drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Douche postures up and lands a big shot to Makungu's brow.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Douche makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Douche has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Makungu utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Makungu works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Makungu looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douche postures up in Makungu's guard and throws a big left but Makungu blocks it.
Makungu looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Makungu has momentary wrist control but Douche slips an elbow through the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Makungu is trying to control the position but Douche postures up.
Douche thows a big elbow that misses.
Makungu is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Makungu working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Makungu works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Makungu is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Douche lands with a kick to the temple. Makungu shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Makungu lands a right hook to the body.
Douche lands a jab.
Makungu misses with the combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Makungu!
Makungu throws a left and a right that both miss
and Douche counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Makungu thinking.
Makungu throws a body punch but Douche moves out of range.
Douche slips under a jab from Makungu.
Makungu lands a two punch combo.
Douche misses the body punch
and Makungu counters with a nice uppercut.
Makungu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Makungu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Makungu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Douche is looking to wear down Makungu with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Douche throws a head kick that misses.
Makungu throws a sloppy body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Makungu scores with a nice strike.
Makungu scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Douche doesn't seem bothered though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Makungu misses with a hook. Douche ducked under it nicely.
Makungu takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Makungu looks to land a right hand but Douche moved out of range.
Douche throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Mahdi Makungu has been cut.
Makungu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Douche manages to avoid it.
Makungu loads up on a big right hand but Douche slips the punch.
Douche blocks a jab.
Douche keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Douche looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Makungu keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Makungu controlling the position well.
Douche winds up and cracks Makungu with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mahdi Makungu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Douche throws a sloppy head kick and Makungu moves out of range easily.
A punch lands to the side of Douche 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Douche displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Makungu throws out the jab.
Makungu throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Douche uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Makungu.
Makungu throws out a loose jab but Douche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Makungu misses with the combination.
Douche throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Makungu on the side of the head.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Makungu does it's job there.
Makungu throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Makungu throws a jab when Douche was well out of range.
Makungu misses with a straight left.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Douche - that will leave a mark!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Makungu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Douche.
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Makungu.
Douche scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Douche is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Makungu defends it well.
Ground and pound from Douche.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Makungu wants to get back to full guard.
Douche working over Makungu with some ground and pound. Makungu looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Makungu tries to get to full guard but Douche has control of the leg.
Makungu is breathing heavily.
Douche throws a strike but Makungu avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Douche working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Makungu's head.
Douche stopping the sweep attempt from Makungu.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. Makungu uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by Makungu!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Makungu!
Douche with the ground and pound from mount.
Makungu wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Douche.
Makungu really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Douche lands a big shot there that rocks Makungu but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Douche in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douche cracks Makungu with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Douche postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Makungu looks a forlorn figure.
Makungu regains half guard.
Douche thows a huge punch but Makungu dodges it nicely.
Douche working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Douche looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Douche prevents Makungu from improving his position.
Douche seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Makungu avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Douche.
Makungu blocking the ground and pound attempt from Douche.
Douche seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Makungu gets full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Makungu trying to keep a closed guard but Douche is proving a slippery customer.
Makungu bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douche's guard.
Douche lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Makungu!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douche postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Makungu looks a forlorn figure.
Makungu is wriggling around trying to escape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Douche punishing his opponent with strikes.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Douche here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Makungu sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mahdi Makungu's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Makungu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Makungu misses with a straight left.
Makungu takes one to the side of the head.
Makungu misses with a takedown
and Douche connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Douche defending well as Makungu loads up on a big left hand.
Makungu tries for a takedown but Douche circles away easily
and Douche counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche connects with a right hand. Makungu shakes it off.
Makungu misses with a body shot
and Douche counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Douche throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Makungu misses with a shot to the body
and Douche counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Makungu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Some wild striking there from Douche.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche works Makungu's body with a nice hook.
Makungu misses with a combination
and Douche counters with a nice low kick that buckles Makungu's knee momentarily.
Douche lands with an overhand left.
Makungu falls off balance throwing a combination
and Douche counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Makungu takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Makungu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Makungu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Douche counters with a nice uppercut.
Douche is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Makungu.
Jab, jab by Douche - just one landing.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Makungu avoids the head kick by Douche.
Makungu fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Douche looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A slow jab from Makungu misses its intended target.
Makungu throws a jab when Douche was well out of range.
Makungu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Douche.
Makungu throws a hook but Douche avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Makungu misses the target.
Makungu thows a body shot but no joy.
Makungu throws a sloppy body shot
and Makungu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Douche displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Makungu throws out the jab.
Makungu misses with a leg kick
and Douche counters with a nice leg kick.
Makungu fails with the takedown
and Douche makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Makungu really felt that one!
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mahdi Makungu.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche connects with a high kick.
Nice jab there from Douche.
Makungu gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Douche working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Douche works over Makungu with some ground and pound from guard.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douche is in close to Makungu's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Douche wants to pass the guard but Makungu is keeping the position.
Makungu working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Makungu is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douche defends well.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Makungu working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Makungu blocks a head kick by Douche.
Makungu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Douche.
Makungu throws a series of punches but Douche avoids them all with ease.
Douche scores a takedown into full mount!
Makungu is in a horrible position here. Douche smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Douche lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Douche lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douche lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Makungu hang on?
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Douche lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Mahdi Makungu's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Makungu tries for a takedown but Douche circles away easily
and Douche counters with a head kick.
A lazy left from Douche finds it's target.
Douche tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Makungu misses.
Makungu misses with a straight left.
Makungu looks to land a right hand but Douche moved out of range.
Makungu misses with a combination
and Douche counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Makungu is lucky that one didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Douche tries to pass the half guard into mount. Makungu knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Makungu is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Douche throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Makungu wants to control but Douche is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Makungu keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Douche missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douche missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Makungu trying to control from the bottom.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Makungu just misses with a punch to the body.
Douche uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Makungu.
Makungu throws a leg kick
and Douche counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Douche.
Douche postures up in Makungu's guard and throws a big left but Makungu blocks it.
Douche might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche throwing strikes from guard but Makungu blocks nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Douche wants to pass the guard but Makungu is keeping the position.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Makungu is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douche is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Makungu can do to turn this around?
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Douche ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Makungu lands a nice hook to Douche's body. Douche takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Makungu misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Makungu takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Makungu throws a hook but Douche avoids it easily.
Makungu misses with a takedown attempt
and Douche counters with an inside leg kick.
Makungu walks into a stiff left hand from Douche.
Douche misses with a body kick.
Douche is looking to land body kicks.
Douche changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Douche misses with a body shot.
Douche throws a nice inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Douche.
Makungu throws a hook but Douche avoids it easily.
Makungu throws a leg kick
and Douche counters with a stiff right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Makungu tests Douche's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Makungu misses with a straight right.
Nice defenses there by Douche.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Raging Douche is winning the standup battle so far.
Makungu misses with an uppercut.
Douche slips a jab from Makungu.
Douche shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Douche was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Douche landing strikes from the mount.
Makungu is in a horrible position here. Douche smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche had his way with Mahdi Makungu in that round.
The cut man is working on Mahdi Makungu's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Makungu misses with a hook.
Douche displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Makungu throws out the jab.
Makungu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Douche.
Makungu throws an overhand right that lands on Douche's shoulder, as Douche tries to avoid the shot.
Makungu shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Douche counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Makungu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Makungu misses the body punch
and Makungu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douche staying out of range there.
Douche cracks Makungu with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Makungu avoids the body shot from Douche.
Douche bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Makungu is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Makungu misses with a body shot
and Douche counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice uppercut there from Douche.
Makungu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Douche closes the distance and clinches up with Makungu, looking for a takedown. Douche pushes Makungu against the cage but Makungu circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Makungu has his takedown stuffed
and Douche counters with a good, hard body kick but Makungu shrugs it off.
Douche has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Douche there as he acknowledges the shot.
Douche throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Douche ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Makungu.
Douche smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Douche staying out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Douche showed some decent athleticism there.
Makungu on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Douche winds up and cracks Makungu with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Douche looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nice strikes from Douche there.
Makungu is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Douche scores with a couple of nice shots.
Douche working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Makungu on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Makungu is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Makungu has hold of Douche's hands but Douche slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Douche misses with a head shot. Makungu uses the momentum to regain guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche stands up over Makungu, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Makungu avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Makungu looking for a sweep. Not yet Makungu, not yet.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Makungu has wrist control.
Douche scoring with some ground and pound.
Makungu preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douche trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Makungu manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Makungu with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Mahdi Makungu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Douche manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Makungu manages to get himself to full guard.
Douche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douche postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Raging Douche overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Makungu keeping full guard, as Douche tries to pass.
Makungu utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche postures up in Makungu's guard and throws a big left but Makungu blocks it.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Douche is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Makungu is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Makungu has escaped and now he's on top!
Makungu trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that's the end of the fight!
Raging Douche showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Douche has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:44
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:44
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 50:44
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
Raging Douche is the new featherweight champion!
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