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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Xv Jobber vX (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leanne Smasha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leanne Smasha is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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225 cm
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130 lbs
0 - 28 - 0 |
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185 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 28 - 0, fighting out of London, Xv Jobber vX! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Leanne Smasha! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Smasha gets in close and instigates a clinch. Jobber vX fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Smasha is pushing Jobber vX up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. Jobber vX working hard to break the clinch. Jobber vX fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jobber vX wants to break free but Smasha has control.
Smasha lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Smasha takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Jobber vX tries to break free but Smasha pushes him back against the cage. Jobber vX tries for a takedown but Smasha manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Xv Jobber vX. That's going to take a lot out of him. Smasha breaks from the clinch.
Jobber vX gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Smasha to score an easy takedown into full guard. Smasha controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. Smasha gets to his feet. Jobber vX looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
That's one minute gone in the round. Jobber vX shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Smasha counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Smasha. Jobber vX tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Smasha escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jobber vX really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Smasha lands a left and a right that send Jobber vX crashing to the mat, dazed. Smasha thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Jobber vX is rocked! Smasha closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Jobber vX out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leanne Smasha!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
67% |
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