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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slide (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and adolf hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). adolf hitler will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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275 lbs
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290 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kimbo Slide!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, adolf hitler!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
hitler gets a takedown into half guard.
hitler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slide keeps working.
hitler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Slide knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
hitler is trying to control the action in half guard but Slide is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
hitler looks to land a strike but Slide avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
hitler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Slide preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Slide trying to keep a closed guard but hitler is proving a slippery customer.
hitler looking to pass the guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
hitler feints and then cracks Slide's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Slide down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slide shoots and misses
and hitler counters with a head kick that drops Slide to the mat! Slide scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Slide is rocked!
Slide is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
hitler misses with a takedown
and Slide counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Slide wants to control from the top but hitler keeps moving.
hitler is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Slide actively working from the bottom here.
hitler is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Slide doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time hitler.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
hitler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Slide defending well though.
Slide keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
hitler is trying to control. Slide wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Slide is pressing down on hitler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
hitler wants to get up but he can't break Slide's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Slide shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and hitler counters with a big head kick but Slide shrugs it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slide closes this distance looking for a takedown but hitler circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kimbo Slide. That's going to take a lot out of him.
hitler thows a body kick. Slide tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Slide fails with the takedown
and hitler counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Slide wants to control the position but hitler says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Slide is doing well to control the position and prevent hitler from advancing to side control.
hitler is looking to advance position but Slide won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
hitler is working for a kimura but Slide is defending it quite comfortably.
Slide is trying to get back to full guard.
Slide moves into full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
hitler missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
adolf hitler dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Slide throws a hook but hitler avoids it easily.
hitler fails with the takedown
and Slide counters with a takedown into side control.
hitler is trying to improve his position.
hitler throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
hitler tries for a takedown but Slide circles away easily
and Slide counters with a single leg into guard. hitler didn't expect that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
hitler keeping moving, preventing Slide from controlling successfully.
hitler not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
hitler is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Slide trying to hold on to hitler's head to control him but hitler postures up.
hitler not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
hitler trying to control from Slide's half guard. Slide has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
hitler throwing strikes but missing.
hitler being controlled here momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
hitler has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Slide is proving hard to escape from.
hitler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Slide is on top in guard.
Kimbo Slide overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
hitler looking to control.
hitler looking for a sweep. Not yet hitler, not yet.
Slide passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
hitler wants to get back to his feet but Slide drags him back down.
Slide wants to lay and pray for a moment but hitler keeps working.
Slide wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by hitler, who protects the arm well.
hitler is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
hitler is not content to let Slide control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slide wants to stand but hitler has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Slide is looking to take a break and control but hitler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
hitler looks like he's trying to stand up.
hitler lands with a few short shots to the body.
Slide is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Slide throws a strike but hitler avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
hitler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Slide trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kimbo Slide dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
hitler feints and as Slide raises his hands in defense, hitler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Slide tries to land a sweep but no joy.
hitler wants to control from the top but Slide keeps moving.
hitler drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Slide manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now hitler has Slide in his guard.
Slide preventing the sweep.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slide thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Slide wants to stand and escape but instead hitler has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
hitler must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
hitler trying to control the position from guard on top but Slide is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
hitler is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Slide pushes hitler off and gets back to his feet.
hitler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Slide counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
hitler wants to control but Slide is keeping busy and won't allow it.
hitler tries to kick Slide off but Slide keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Slide seems to be working for a kimura but hitler defends the submission attempt.
hitler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Slide. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Slide is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, hitler has managed to free his arm - good work.
hitler wants to get back to his feet.
hitler wants to improve his position but Slide is controlling well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slide is working for a kimura but hitler is defending it quite comfortably.
Slide wants to lay and pray for a moment but hitler keeps working.
hitler is trying to stand up here but Slide is controlling him well.
hitler is trying to maintain the position but Slide is very close to passing his half guard.
Slide maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! hitler could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Slide has cracked it and hitler is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Slide!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:03 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kimbo Slide!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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