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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snus Mumriken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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196 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
22
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Snus Mumriken!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass fails with the takedown.
Ass forces Mumriken back against the cage and clinches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ass.
Ass has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Mumriken clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Mumriken trying to control the action but Ass just sinks the hooks in.
Mumriken tries to roll but Ass sticks to his back.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Ass controlling the positon.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You can see the frustration on Mumriken's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mumriken trying to control the hands but Ass breaks the grip.
Mumriken is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Ass controlling well, preventing Mumriken from escaping the position.
Mumriken is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Ass.
Mumriken is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Ass controlling the positon.
Ass controlling well, preventing Mumriken from escaping the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mumriken trying to control the position but Ass manages to sink in the hooks.
Mumriken is in bad spot here.
Ass scores with punches and elbows.
Ass scores with strikes from the back.
Mumriken rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Mumriken is looking to control Ass's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mumriken avoid being mounted?
Mumriken looking for submissions off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumriken looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ass sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Mumriken is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ass's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ass's back!
Ass rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Mumriken trying to control from half guard but Ass is working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mumriken missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Mumriken thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mumriken trying to control from Ass's half guard. Ass has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Ass bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mumriken's guard.
Mumriken can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Ass controls the pace.
Mumriken has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Ass is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Mumriken.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mumriken is looking to regain half guard here but Ass keeps moving and retains side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Ass dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Ass shoots in and bounces Mumriken off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Ass sitting in guard here, content to control.
Mumriken trying to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mumriken escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ass gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Mumriken being controlled here, momentarily.
Mumriken wants to sweep but no luck.
Ass sitting in guard, not really doing much.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mumriken can do anything to dispel that myth.
Ass pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mumriken is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mumriken working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ass doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ass manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mumriken is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Ass is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Ass passes into half guard.
Mumriken looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumriken is trying to control but Ass manages to pass to mount!
Mumriken tries to reverse the position but Ass maintains control.
Mumriken throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Mumriken tries to hold on but Ass pushes him away.
Mumriken is working to get back to half guard.
Mumriken is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Ass working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Mumriken tries to lock up and control but Ass gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Ass is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ass controlling his opponent.
Ass landing shots from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ass controlling from mount.
Mumriken wants to hold on but Ass pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Ass dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Ass looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ass looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Mumriken makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mumriken.
Mumriken throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Ass stands and throws Mumriken's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Mumriken can't do much from the bottom here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mumriken is trying to get back to half guard.
Ass controls the position.
Mumriken is looking for a sweep.
Mumriken sneaks back into half guard.
Mumriken has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Ass is working away from the top position though.
Mumriken is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Ass pulls his head out easily.
Mumriken takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mumriken won't allow Ass to pass to mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mumriken tries to roll over but Ass keeps him under control.
Mumriken trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Ass manages to pass to mount!
Mumriken tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Ass breaks from Mumriken's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Ass cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Ass looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumriken working to try and regain half guard.
Mumriken wants to control but Ass is having none of it.
Ass tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Mumriken is looking to improve his position but Ass isn't that keen on the idea.
Ass controlling the position easily from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mumriken throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mumriken keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Ass showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ass, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight for Jack Ass!
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight for Jack Ass!
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight for Jack Ass!
Jack Ass wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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