PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fenny Klorian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Submit Your Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klorian's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hong Kong - Mauro Picotto. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Klorian
vs
Your Mother

178 cm
22
165 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Fightwear
Demonic Clothing

South Side Swagger

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fenny Klorian!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Submit Your Mother!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klorian tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Klorian tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Your Mother fails to land the takedown.
Your Mother avoids the head kick by Klorian.
Klorian moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Your Mother fails with the takedown.

Your Mother scores a takedown into full mount!
Your Mother controlling the pace for now.
Klorian is trying to get back to his feet but can't.

Your Mother swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Klorian is now in Your Mother's guard. A big mistake from Your Mother there, giving up the dominant position!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klorian won't allow Your Mother to sweep him here.
Your Mother is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Klorian tries to stand but Your Mother is controlling from the bottom.

Your Mother had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Klorian is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Your Mother Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Klorian's back instead.

Your Mother is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Klorian is defending well though. Your Mother let's go of the attempt for now.
Your Mother looks gassed!
Klorian is trying to break free.
Your Mother trying to control.

Klorian defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Your Mother's arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Your Mother working for a choke but Klorian reverses nicely into Your Mother 's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Your Mother throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Klorian escapes and throws Your Mother's legs to the side, diving into side control!

Klorian is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Your Mother is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Your Mother manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Your Mother has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Your Mother jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Klorian is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Klorian and Your Mother has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Your Mother thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Your Mother has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Your Mother mounts Klorian! Really nice guard pass there!

Your Mother goes for an armbar but Klorian turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Klorian.
Your Mother wants to sweep but no luck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Klorian is looking to stand up but Your Mother won't let him.

Your Mother looking for a guillotine here but Klorian defends easily.

Your Mother has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Klorian can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Your Mother is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

Your Mother working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Klorian doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Klorian manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Your Mother working for a triangle but Klorian defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Submit Your Mother dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The fight stays on the outside here - Klorian looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Your Mother feints and as Klorian raises his hands in defense, Your Mother changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Your Mother forces his way into half guard.

Your Mother seems to be working for a kimura but Klorian defends the submission attempt.
Your Mother is tying to control. Klorian wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Well, if Your Mother is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Your Mother has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Submit Your Mother has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Your Mother is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Klorian has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Klorian!

Your Mother throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Your Mother looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Your Mother working a defensive guard but Klorian manages to pass into side control anyway.
Klorian tries to advance to mount but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Klorian tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Your Mother sneaks back into half guard.

Your Mother looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Klorian pushes past his half guard into mount!
Your Mother really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Klorian is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Fenny Klorian is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Your Mother avoids the head kick by Klorian.

Klorian has closed the distance and engaged Your Mother in a clinch.
Klorian lands a right hand that snaps the head of Your Mother backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother takes an elbow to the temple.
Klorian lands an elbow inside.

Klorian breaks the clinch.
Horrible takedown by Your Mother or perhaps it was just good defense by Klorian which made him look bad.
Submit Your Mother seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klorian stuffs the takedown attempt from Your Mother. Your Mother gets slowly back to his feet.
Klorian throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Your Mother fails with a takedown attempt.
Fenny Klorian has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Submit Your Mother.
Klorian just misses with a punch to the body.
Klorian throws a series of punches but Your Mother moves out of range.

Your Mother feints and as Klorian raises his hands in defense, Your Mother changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother pushes down on Klorian's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Your Mother looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Your Mother wants to take a breather but Klorian is having none of it.

Your Mother is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Klorian is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Submit Your Mother!
Submit Your Mother is the new lightweight champion!