PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Azeroth King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milquetoast comes into the arena with "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters blaring out of the sound system. King has chosen Smooth Criminal as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Azeroth King will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Milquetoast
vs
King

182 cm
21
240 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
240 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Percival Milquetoast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Azeroth King!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jonathan Paton and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Milquetoast looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Milquetoast is looking to land body kicks.
Milquetoast scores with a crisp jab that stopped King in his tracks.
A big right from Milquetoast misses.
Milquetoast scores with a nice body kick.
King moves out of range as Milquetoast strikes.
Milquetoast throws a body punch but King moves out of range.
Milquetoast thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on King if he has to take too many more of those.
King pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Percival Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
King cracks Milquetoast with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
King on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Milquetoast. Milquetoast obviously looking to wear him down.
King avoids the head kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands a slapping body shot.
Milquetoast lands with a shot to the body.

Milquetoast drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Milquetoast is looking to work some ground and pound but King has wrist control.
Milquetoast throwing strikes from guard but King blocks nicely.
Milquetoast throws and elbow that misses. King uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Milquetoast's guard. Nice move by King!
Milquetoast avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King is looking to work some ground and pound but Milquetoast has wrist control.
King is fighting to break Milquetoast's control of his arms but Milquetoast is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
King wanted to stand there but Milquetoast had control of the position.
Milquetoast manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. King manages to get himself to full guard.
Milquetoast with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Milquetoast postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Milquetoast throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as King works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
King working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Milquetoast postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Milquetoast throws a strike but King rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Milquetoast wants to sweep but no luck.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
King will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
King takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
King throws a combination. Milquetoast tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast lands a front kick.
Milquetoast with a nice cross.
Milquetoast connects with a high kick.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from King.
A nice inside leg kick there by Milquetoast. That's going to slow King down.
King slips a jab and a cross from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot.
Milquetoast shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Milquetoast thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Milquetoast. That's going to slow King down.
King walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Milquetoast throws a head kick but King moves out of range.
Milquetoast fakes high and swings low for a body shot but King manages to avoid it.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from King.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a head kick but King moves out of range.
Milquetoast lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
King bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Milquetoast throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
King chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Milquetoast can pounce on him.
A swing and a miss from King.
King connects with a body shot.
Milquetoast moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Milquetoast misses with a jab to the body
and King counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Milquetoast jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Milquetoast looks to score with a jab to the body but King is just out of range.
Milquetoast cracks King with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Milquetoast lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
King ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Milquetoast scores with a nice strike.
Milquetoast throws a head kick but King moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Milquetoast dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Horrible takedown by King or perhaps it was just good defense by Milquetoast which made him look bad.
Milquetoast scores with a jab.
King cracks Milquetoast with a good jab.
King has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
King works Milquetoast's body with a nice hook.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking body shot.
Milquetoast lands a slapping body shot.
King misses with a few strikes there.
Milquetoast lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Milquetoast with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
King keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Milquetoast throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
King avoids the body shot from Milquetoast.
King's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
King is breathing heavily.
Milquetoast throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent King stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Percival Milquetoast is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast just misses with a punch to the body.
King clobbers Milquetoast with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Milquetoast feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to King's calf.
Milquetoast lands a front kick.
Milquetoast slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
King takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
King sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
King takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Milquetoast lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Milquetoast closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Milquetoast not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Milquetoast slips a nice elbow through King's hands, connecting with King's forehead.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
King blocking the ground and pound attempt from Milquetoast.
Ground and pound from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast working King over with strikes.
Milquetoast has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Milquetoast throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
King is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Milquetoast scores with a couple of nice shots.
Milquetoast thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
King is looking to escape.
Milquetoast not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Milquetoast working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Milquetoast throwing shots but King is blocking nicely.
Milquetoast lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Milquetoast not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Milquetoast uses his free foot to push down on King's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for King.
King wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Milquetoast.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
King gets back to half guard.

Milquetoast seems to be looking for submissions.
Ground and pound from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast moves nicely into side control.
Milquetoast has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Milquetoast lands a big shot there that rocks King but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
King taking shots to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast with good strikes from the mount here!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Milquetoast cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Milquetoast working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice elbow there by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast is in the full mount, landing strikes.
King working to try and regain half guard.
Milquetoast sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Milquetoast lands with some strikes.
Milquetoast lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Milquetoast connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Milquetoast scoring with strikes but King is staying in there.
Milquetoast cracks King with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Milquetoast dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

King has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Milquetoast finds it's way round the side to connect with King's head.
A jab from Milquetoast finds it's way through King's defenses.
A head kick misses from Milquetoast.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a predictable looking body shot
and King counters with a lovely straight right hand!
King stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and King wants it to stay on the feet.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot.
Milquetoast tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milquetoast is looking to wear down King with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
King tries to move into range but Milquetoast moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Milquetoast closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Milquetoast not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Milquetoast is pressing down on King's thigh, looking to free his foot. King is holding on for now.
King is trying to stand.
King takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Milquetoast sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. King defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast thows a huge punch but King dodges it nicely.
Milquetoast seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Milquetoast thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing King to regain full guard.

Milquetoast drops back looking for a leg! King is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and King manages to kick Milquetoast off! Milquetoast jumps back into King's guard.
Milquetoast might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Milquetoast with a flurry of punches that miss.
Milquetoast in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
King avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Milquetoast trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Milquetoast with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Milquetoast postures up in King's guard and throws a big left but King blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from King.
Milquetoast misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from King.
King is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Milquetoast displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as King throws out the jab.
Milquetoast swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Milquetoast digs a good hook to King's body.
A shot to the body from Milquetoast misses
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Milquetoast tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but King was well out of range. Poor timing from Milquetoast.
King has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nice takedown defense from Milquetoast. No joy for King on that attempt.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
King scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Milquetoast looks to land a body kick but King moved away.
Milquetoast with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice defenses there by King.
Milquetoast is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that King can do to turn this around?
Milquetoast keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Donk. King catches Milquetoast right on the button with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
King walks into a jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Milquetoast.
A shot to the body from Milquetoast misses
and King counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Milquetoast connects with a solid leg kick.
Milquetoast cracks the inside of King's front leg.
Milquetoast scores with a decent looking hook.
Milquetoast swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and King cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Milquetoast scores with a jab to the body.
Milquetoast throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
King has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Milquetoast there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Milquetoast feints and then cracks King's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow King down.
King has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Milquetoast scores with a nice right hand.
King has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast scoring well with a low kick there.
Milquetoast works King's body with a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Milquetoast. King does a little dance to reset his feet.
Milquetoast throws a head kick that misses.
Milquetoast plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Milquetoast fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt King.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
King takes one on the button.
King uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Milquetoast scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jab, jab by Milquetoast - just one landing.
Milquetoast feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to King's calf.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Milquetoast scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Azeroth King has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Milquetoast slips a nice elbow through King's hands, connecting with King's forehead.
Milquetoast is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Milquetoast is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Percival Milquetoast showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Milquetoast has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Percival Milquetoast!
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Percival Milquetoast!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Percival Milquetoast!

Percival Milquetoast wins by unanimous decision!