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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arttu Loppi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loppi comes to the cage accompanied by unleash. Arttu Loppi could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget's chin.
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290 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Arttu Loppi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loppi has a takedown stuffed.
Loppi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says A Fat Midget as he avoids it easily.
A Fat Midget shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
A Fat Midget pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Loppi is keeping the position for now.
Loppi working for a triangle but A Fat Midget defends it easily.
A Fat Midget controls from within his opponent's guard.
Loppi looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
A Fat Midget wants to control from the top but Loppi keeps moving.
Loppi manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loppi with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
A Fat Midget wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Loppi.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A Fat Midget working to try and regain half guard.
Loppi throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for A Fat Midget because Loppi loaded up on that one.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
A Fat Midget tries to hold on but Loppi pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Loppi with a couple of short strikes.
Loppi lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
A Fat Midget is looking to get to half guard.
A Fat Midget regains half guard.
Loppi thows a huge punch but A Fat Midget dodges it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Fat Midget trying to control here.
A Fat Midget tries to get to full guard but Loppi has control of the leg.
A Fat Midget regains full guard. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A Fat Midget preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
A Fat Midget preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
A Fat Midget wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
A Fat Midget should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Loppi thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
A Fat Midget escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Loppi gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - A Fat Midget has eaten all the pies!
A Fat Midget looks gassed!
Loppi stands up over A Fat Midget, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
A Fat Midget is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Fat Midget escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Loppi gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Loppi drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Loppi jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
A Fat Midget working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loppi.
A Fat Midget is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Loppi defends well.
Loppi passes easily into side control. Nice work.
A Fat Midget tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Loppi wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
A Fat Midget is trying to control Loppi's posture but Loppi avoids it.
Loppi working the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loppi wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by A Fat Midget, who protects the arm well.
Loppi looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Loppi tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
A Fat Midget is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Loppi is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so A Fat Midget is just riding it out for now. Loppi eventually gives up the hold.
A Fat Midget gets back to full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Loppi thows a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arttu Loppi dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Loppi fails with the takedown
and A Fat Midget counters with a shoot takedown. Loppi fights it but they end up in guard.
Loppi looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
A Fat Midget works a leg free and moves into half guard.
A Fat Midget wants to take a breather but Loppi is having none of it.
A Fat Midget is working for a kimura but Loppi is defending it quite comfortably.
Loppi tries to roll over but A Fat Midget keeps him under control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loppi moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Loppi throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! A Fat Midget escapes and throws Loppi's legs to the side, diving into side control!
A Fat Midget tries for a kimura but Loppi is defending well.
A Fat Midget looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
A Fat Midget tries for a kimura but Loppi is defending well.
A Fat Midget tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no A Fat Midget has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loppi sneaks back into half guard.
Loppi is looking for a sweep. A Fat Midget is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loppi manages to get to full guard.
A Fat Midget trying to control the position from guard on top but Loppi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loppi manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. A Fat Midget manages to get himself to full guard.
A Fat Midget utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A Fat Midget has his foot on Loppi's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Loppi works his way back into a safe position though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loppi drops back looking for a leg! A Fat Midget is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and A Fat Midget manages to kick Loppi off! Loppi jumps back into A Fat Midget's guard.
A Fat Midget is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Loppi is aware though and is defending well.
Loppi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as A Fat Midget works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Loppi accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Loppi throws a big right hand that misses.
Loppi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Loppi drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Loppi jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Loppi misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A Fat Midget shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Loppi had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. A Fat Midget defends it easily.
Loppi wants to improve his position but instead A Fat Midget has moved into half guard.
A Fat Midget tries to pass to full mount but Loppi defends it.
A Fat Midget looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Loppi is pressing down on A Fat Midget's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Loppi gets a takedown into half guard.
A Fat Midget actively working from the bottom here.
A Fat Midget tries to get to full guard but Loppi has control of the leg.
A Fat Midget regains full guard. Nicely done.
Loppi in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A Fat Midget is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Loppi missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Loppi is looking to work some ground and pound but A Fat Midget has wrist control.
Loppi throwing strikes from guard but A Fat Midget blocks nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Loppi with a lazy takedown attempt
and A Fat Midget counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Loppi moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Loppi is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Loppi can't keep his opponent in guard - A Fat Midget advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Loppi gets back to full guard.
A Fat Midget trying to control the position from guard on top but Loppi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A Fat Midget looking to pass the guard.
Loppi bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in A Fat Midget's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loppi working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
A Fat Midget looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
A Fat Midget trying to control the position.
Loppi scoring with punches to the head and body.
Loppi throws a big right hand that misses.
Loppi with a nice head shot there.
A Fat Midget has his foot on Loppi's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Loppi works his way back into a safe position though.
A Fat Midget working a defensive guard here.
Loppi is looking to work some ground and pound but A Fat Midget has wrist control.
A Fat Midget avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A Fat Midget working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loppi is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! A Fat Midget is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! A Fat Midget has escaped and now he's on top!
A Fat Midget tries to free his leg and advance position but Loppi is retaining full guard.
A Fat Midget drops back looking for a leg! Loppi is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Loppi manages to kick A Fat Midget off! A Fat Midget jumps back into Loppi's guard.
Loppi is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
A Fat Midget looking to pass the guard.
Loppi is looking for a triangle but A Fat Midget pushes his legs off easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Fat Midget is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
A Fat Midget wants to pass the guard but Loppi is keeping the position.
Loppi looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
A Fat Midget pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Loppi is keeping the position for now.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Loppi is on top in guard.
A Fat Midget working for a triangle but Loppi defends it easily.
Loppi forces his way into half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget.
I think A Fat Midget has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:29
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... A Skinny Guy Tucked In A Fat Midget!
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