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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Collins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frekkas Poop has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Steve Collins!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Vladimir Khabensky and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poop scores with a body shot.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Poop.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Collins parries the strikes from Poop easily there. Poop is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Collins to escape.
Collins dodges the ground and pound from Poop.
Collins is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Poop working the head with strikes.
Poop tries for a kimura but Collins is defending well.
Poop lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Poop tries to advance to mount but can't.
Poop working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Poop in side control, throwing shots but Collins defends.
Collins managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Poop.
Collins wants to control but Poop postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Poop scores with a jab to the jaw.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Poop.
Poop throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Collins was covering up waiting for the punch and Poop finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Collins seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Poop pushing down on Collins's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Collins regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Poop.
Poop missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Poop throwing strikes from guard but Collins blocks nicely.
Poop pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Collins is keeping the position for now.
Poop has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Poop thows a big elbow that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop trying to control the position from guard on top but Collins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Collins keeping full guard, as Poop tries to pass.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Collins misses with a hook to the body
and Poop counters with a stiff right hand.
Collins misses with a hook. Poop ducked under it nicely.
Poop throws a looping overhand right but Collins ducks down to avoid it.
Collins throws a head kick that misses.
Collins cracks Poop with an open hand slap.
Poop lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Frekkas Poop seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poop lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Collins staying out of range there.
Poop looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Collins is fending him off so far but Poop persists. Nope, Collins circles away and we're back to standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Collins.
Collins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Poop shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Collins slips under a jab from Poop.
Collins is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Collins is looking to clinch.
Poop checks a leg kick nicely.
Poop dips to his left and cracks Collins with an uppercut!
Poop slips under a jab from Collins.
Poop swings away with a body shot that misses
and Poop takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Collins lands a body shot in the clinch.
Collins taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frekkas Poop dominated that round.
That's time! Poop's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Collins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Poop swings for the body but Collins moves out of range.
Collins swings away with a body shot that misses
and Poop connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Collins tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Poop paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Collins slips under a jab from Poop.
Collins lands with a shot to the body.
Collins misses with a wild body shot.
Poop misses with a straight right.
Poop fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Collins uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Poop.
Collins connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Collins ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Poop moves away.
Poop closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Collins did well to prevent Poop getting side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Collins tries to get to full guard but Poop has control of the leg.
Collins slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Poop throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Poop wants to control from the top but Collins keeps moving.
Collins has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Collins looking for a sweep. Not yet Collins, not yet.
Collins is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Poop wants to control from the top but Collins keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Poop tries to free his leg and advance position but Collins is retaining full guard.
Poop throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Collins works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Collins scores with a punch to the head.
Collins tries to clinch but Poop is having none of it.
Poop throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Collins attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A slow jab from Collins misses its intended target.
Collins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A big left from Poop misses.
Poop shoots and misses
and Collins counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Collins has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Poop finds it's way round the side to connect with Collins's head.
Steve Collins is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Collins throws a head kick that Poop semi-blocks.
Collins throws a good cross that connects.
Collins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Poop.
Collins has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Poop throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Collins sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Collins stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frekkas Poop. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Poop slips under a jab from Collins.
Poop shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Collins's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Poop accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Collins looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Poop puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Collins is looking for a sweep. Poop is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Collins regains full guard. Nicely done.
Collins is trying to control the position but Poop postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Collins has Poop pulled in close to control his posture.
Collins lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Poop!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Collins cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Collins prevents Poop from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Collins showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Poop shoots in for a double leg but Collins sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Poop throws a shot from downtown. Collins moves away and avoids it.
Collins scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Steve Collins seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Collins bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Poop lands a jab.
Collins scores with a nice strike.
Poop is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Collins.
Poop swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Collins closes the distance and pushes Poop back into the cage.
Poop tries to break the clinch but Collins is controlling the position.
Collins lands a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Collins.
A short uppercut from Collins.
Collins lands a right hand that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Collins.
Collins lands a right hand that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Collins keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Poop's efforts to push away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Poop is trying to break free.
Collins lands a body punch.
Collins displaying some good clinch control by pressing Poop up against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Collins lands a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Collins.
Poop has had enough of the clinch but Collins keeps him there for the moment.
A right hook to the body lands for Collins.
Poop takes a shot to the head.
Poop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Collins lands a hook to the side of the head.
Poop tries a body shot but Collins blocks it.
Poop throws a punch but it's blocked by Collins.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Poop as Collins tries to tie him up.
Poop is looking to break free of the clinch but Collins has double underhooks.
Poop tries to circle away but Collins has him pinned against the cage.
Collins lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Collins lands an uppercut.
Come on Collins - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Poop tries to throw a body punch but Collins avoids it by throwing Poop back against the cage.
Collins is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Collins works on Poop's body with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Collins content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Collins.
Poop lands a right hand.
Collins leaning against his opponent.
Collins gets through Poop's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Collins.
Collins has Poop pressed against the cage, preventing Poop from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Collins lands a shot to the body.
Collins scores with a hook to the body.
A short body shot lands from Collins as the two fighters clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Poop has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Collins throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Collins gets through Poop's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Collins stalling against the cage.
Collins lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short body shot lands from Collins as the two fighters clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Collins creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Collins lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Poop fails to land.
Collins blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Collins keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Poop's efforts to push away.
Stalling in the clinch from Collins.
Poop takes a shot to the head.
A body shot lands from Collins.
Collins lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Collins lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Collins.
Poop misses with a body punch.
Poop swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Collins lands a right hand that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Good body shot from Collins.
Poop tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Poop is trying to break the clinch but Collins is controlling him.
Collins scores with a hook to the body.
Still in the clinch, Collins scores with a nice short uppercut.
Collins lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Poop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Collins.
A short uppercut from Collins.
Collins is working Poop over against the cage.
A short uppercut from Collins.
Nice body punch from Collins.
Collins leaning against his opponent.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Collins.
Collins lands a nice shot to the body.
Collins lands a body punch.
Poop swings wildly with an uppercut but Collins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Collins digs a right hand into Poop's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Poop's gas tank.
A short left from Collins.
Collins lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Collins softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Collins.
The referee is keeping an eye on Collins - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Collins lands a hook that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Poop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Collins's elbow.
Poop tries to throw a body punch but Collins avoids it by throwing Poop back against the cage.
Collins digs a right hand underneath Poop's ribcage. Poop let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Collins blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Collins scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Collins presses Poop against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Collins cracks Poop with a nice body shot.
A right hook to the body lands for Collins.
Poop wants to get back to striking at distance but Collins won't allow it.
A short right from Collins on the inside.
Collins lands a hook that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Collins is leaning against Poop and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Collins manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Collins is working Poop over against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Collins stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Poop struggles to land a body shot inside as Collins controls his hands.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Collins.
Collins lands with a short shot to the head.
Collins lands with a left to the head.
Collins lands a shoulder strike.
Stalling in the clinch from Collins.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Collins really dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Collins lands a high kick!
Poop moves into range and connects with a jab.
Poop on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Poop uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Collins.
Good standup being displayed there by Poop as he connects with a hook.
Collins on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Poop throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Collins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Donk. Poop catches Collins right on the button with a cross.
Collins is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Collins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poop.
Collins throws a hook but Poop avoids it easily.
Collins lunges at Poop with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Poop's hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Poop closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Collins to the mat! Collins manages to get full guard.
Collins managing to control the position.
Poop trying to control the position from guard on top but Collins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Collins pulls Poop in close to his closed guard and prevents Poop from doing any damage or advancing position.
Poop has gone for a leg lock! Collins slips out almost immediately though and dives into Poop's guard.
Poop avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poop looking to control.
Collins is in close to Poop's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Poop keeping moving, preventing Collins from controlling successfully.
Collins sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Collins thows a big elbow that misses.
Collinsis looking to pass into half guard but Poop pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Poop is in guard.
Frekkas Poop overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Poop makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frekkas Poop had his way with Steve Collins in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Collins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Poop shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Collins as he avoids it easily.
Poop avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Collins throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Poop sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Poop looks to land a left hand but Collins moved out of range nicely.
Poop tries for a takedown but Collins circles away easily
and Collins counters with a nice uppercut.
Poop throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Collins sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Poop connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Collins lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The fighters circling - Poop throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Collins lands a head shot.
Collins uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Poop.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop circles away from the clinch attempt.
Collins feints and then cracks Poop's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Poop down.
Collins throws a nice outside leg kick.
Poop throws a big shot that misses.
Poop misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Collins counter with a right hand.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Poop.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frekkas Poop. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Collins's corner calls for a 1-2. Collins obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Poop fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Collins manages to avoid it.
Collins displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Poop throws out the jab.
Collins is looking to clinch but Poop is avoiding it.
Collins misses with a head kick.
Collins is looking to chop away at Poop's legs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Collins tries to close the distance and clinch up but Poop swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Collins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Poop.
Collins leaves Poop with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Collins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Poop fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Collins manages to avoid it.
Collins ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Poop moves away.
Collins throws a front kick that sends Poop stumbling back into the cage.
Collins is looking to slow Poop down with leg kicks.
Collins has managed to clinch.
Poop wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Collins lands a body punch.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Collins lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Collins.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Collins.
Collins lands a body punch in the clinch.
Collins scores with a shot to the side of Poop's head.
Collins lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Collins.
Collins is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Collins works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Collins throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Collins lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Collins is leaning against Poop and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Collins scores with a nice hook to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Collins creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Collins pushes Poop back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Collins scores with a shot to the side of Poop's head.
Collins lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice body punch from Collins.
Collins lands a body punch.
Collins throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Poops head.
Poop blocks the elbow strike.
Collins lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Collins effectively controlling the action here.
Collins lands a right hand.
A short left from Collins.
Poop lands a left hand.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Collins has Poop pressed against the cage, preventing Poop from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Poop is trying to force a seperation but Collins has the dominant position.
A left hand lands to the body for Collins.
Collins is working Poop over against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Collins lands a nice uppercut.
Collins scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Collins connects with a knee to the head.
Poop wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Collins scores with a shoulder strike.
Collins is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Collins tries to stall but Poop uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Poop wants to break free but Collins has control.
Poop wants to get back to striking at distance but Collins won't allow it.
Poop is trying to break the clinch but Collins has him pressed against the cage.
Poop misses with a hook to the ribs.
Poop misses with a punch to the body.
Collins lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Collins.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short left from Collins.
A right hook to the body lands for Collins.
A short right from Collins on the inside.
Collins lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Collins digs a right hand into Poop's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Poop's gas tank.
Collins scores with a hook to the body.
Collins lands on the inside with an uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
Steve Collins comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Collins has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 46:48
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 46:48
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 46:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steve Collins!
Steve Collins is the new welterweight champion!
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