PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and dick lipstick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Roberts
vs
lipstick

190 cm
18
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Roberts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dick lipstick!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roberts is looking to clinch.
Roberts fails with a takedown attempt.
Roberts shoots in and drives through. lipstick sprawls well.
Roberts will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jake Roberts. That's going to take a lot out of him.

lipstick gets caught flat footed, as Roberts shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
lipstick manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
lipstick wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Roberts really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

lipstick is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Roberts can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Roberts is wriggling around trying to escape.

lipstick looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Roberts is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. lipstick locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Roberts is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). dick lipstick!