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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeeves Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is God Save the Queen by The Sex Pistols. Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. Jeeves Smith could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Eric Cartman's chin.
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177 lbs
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179 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeeves Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Fedor Mirinova and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a body punch but Smith moves out of range.
Smith misses with a wild combination.
The fighters circle momentarily. Smith darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Smith misses with a head kick.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Smith scores with a punch to the head.
A combination from Smith does no damage.
Cartman avoids a kick to the body.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Smith.
Smith throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman misses the jab.
Smith uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Smith saw that one coming.
Jeeves Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman thuds a left hand into Smith's body.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick from Smith.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smith.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman throws a hook but Smith blocks it.
Smith looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A shot to de liver by Cartman. Beautiful body shot.
Smith tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Cartman blocks a low kick nicely.
Smith waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Nice shot by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Jeeves Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Smith.
Cartman changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Smith looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Smith manages to work his way to half guard, despite Cartman's best efforts.
Smith is looking for a sweep. Cartman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Smith wants to sweep but Cartman has passed to side control!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smith is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Cartman off and has taken his back!
Smith seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under Cartman's chin but Cartman turns very nicely into Smith's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by Cartman.
Cartman looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cartman gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Smith throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cartman is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Smith working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cartman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Smith keeps moving.
Smith is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Smith looking for a sweep. Not yet Smith, not yet.
Cartman is pushing down on Smith's leg trying to pass to half guard. Smith is fighting to maintain full guard but Cartman has managed to sneak the leg through.
Smith is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Cartman wants to take a breather but Smith is having none of it.
Smith is trying to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jeeves Smith will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Cartman clobbers Smith with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Smith uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Nice cross by Smith.
A jab lands there for Cartman.
Smith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman defending well as Smith loads up on a big left hand.
Smith shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Smith lands a head kick!
Smith takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Smith.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cartman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jeeves Smith is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a chopping leg kick but Cartman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Smith tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Smith tries a low kick but Cartman avoids it.
A combination from Smith does no damage.
Smith swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Smith throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Smith throws a head kick that misses.
Smith tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Smith.
Cartman digs a good body shot into Smith's ribs.
Smith connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman cracks Smith with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cartman connects with a single shot there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a punch to the head.
Cartman misses with a shot to the body
and Smith counters with a thumping low kick.
Cartman misses with a body shot
enabling Smith to counter with a crisp jab.
Smith missing with a left hand there. Cartman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Smith attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Smith tries to clinch but Cartman moves out of range.
Smith moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Cartman lands a nice shot to the body.
Smith connects with a solid leg kick.
Smith feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cartman's calf.
Smith avoids a kick to the body.
Cartman scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smith misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Smith is out of range.
Smith misses with a jab, cross combination.
Smith takes one on the button.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Smith lands with a kick to the temple. Cartman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Smith tries a head kick but it misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Smith.
Smith gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Smith throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
A big right from Smith misses.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smith moves away.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Smith slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith slips a jab from Cartman.
Cartman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from Smith.
Smith has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cartman finds it's way round the side to connect with Smith's head.
Smith misses with a series of wild punches.
Smith tries to land a leg kick but Cartman saw it coming and moves away.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Smith.
Nice shot by Smith.
Cartman checks a leg kick.
A lazy left from Cartman finds it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Smith throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cartman scores with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jeeves Smith will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Smith uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Cartman closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Cartman lands in his opponent's guard.
Smith throws his legs up looking for a submission but Cartman uses it to pass to side control.
Smith tries to buck Cartman off but Cartman is having none of it.
Smith gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Cartman controlling the pace.
Smith with the active half guard here but Cartman passes nicely into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith is trying to improve his position.
Cartman controls the position from side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Smith tries to bench press Cartman off him but Cartman keeps the position.
You can see the frustration on Smith's face as Cartman controls the position.
Smith tries to improve position but can't.
Cartman trying to control the position but Smith is working away.
Smith manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Smith is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Cartman sees it coming and defends easily.
Smith is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman is holding on to half guard well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith trying to mount his opponent but Cartman defends it.
Cartman tries to get to full guard but Smith has control of the leg.
Cartman is trying is best to control the position here.
Cartman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Smith is pressing down on Cartman's thigh, looking to free his foot. Cartman is holding on for now.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A combination from Smith does no damage.
Cartman lands a lovely overhand right.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smith throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jeeves Smith is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cartman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Smith.
Cartman digs a good body shot into Smith's ribs.
Smith throws a predictable looking body shot
and Cartman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Smith clobbers Cartman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeeves Smith is winning the standup battle so far.
Smith throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cartman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Smith slips a jab from Cartman.
Smith tries to bum rush Cartman with a series of wild strikes but Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Smith has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 29:28
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 29:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Jeeves Smith!
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energy
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hype
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