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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick The Prick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimura Supreme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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155 lbs
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180 cm
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155 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick The Prick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimura Supreme!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Supreme shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The Prick moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
The Prick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Supreme stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. The Prick swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Prick keeping moving, preventing Supreme from controlling successfully.
The Prick trying to control the position.
The Prick keeping full guard, as Supreme tries to pass.
Supreme passes The Prick's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The Prick tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
The Prick is looking to improve his position.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
The Prick bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The Prick trying to control the action but Supreme is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Prick scores with a couple of short elbows.
Supreme is looking to reverse the position.
The Prick tries for a kimura but Supreme is defending well.
The Prick wants to lay and pray for a moment but Supreme keeps working.
The Prick throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Supreme tries to improve position but can't.
The Prick lands an elbow.
The Prick is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Supreme is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Supreme prevents The Prick from moving into mount.
Supreme tries to improve position but can't.
Supreme gets back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Supreme gets back to full guard.
Supreme throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Supreme looks gassed!
The Prick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Supreme swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The Prick wants to control from the top but Supreme keeps moving.
The Prick advances to half guard.
The Prick passes the guard and advances to mount!
The Prick will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The Prick controlling the pace for now.
The Prick wants to control the pace but Supreme is squirming around nicely.
The Prick prevents Supreme from getting the reversal.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Supreme regains half guard.
Supreme makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Supreme.
Supreme controls The Prick momentarily but The Prick frees himself.
The Prick pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Supreme is keeping the position for now.
Supreme keeping moving, preventing The Prick from controlling successfully.
The Prick sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The Prick loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The Prick wants to pass the guard but Supreme is keeping the position.
Supreme working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Prick doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Prick manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The Prick pushes down on Supreme's leg and manages to get into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Prick is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The Prick is tying to control. Supreme wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The Prick working the head and body with strikes.
The Prick trying to control the action but Supreme is working from the bottom.
The Prick content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The Prick is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Supreme defends it well.
The Prick looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Supreme with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Prick looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The Prick has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick The Prick dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
The Prick shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The Prick trying to control but Supreme is working from the bottom.
The Prick advances position into side control!
The Prick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Supreme has escaped the position, nice work there.
Supreme tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but The Prick wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The Prick thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The Prick has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Supreme!
The Prick looking to control but Supreme is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The Prick is really struggling to control Supreme but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Supreme taking shots to the head.
Supreme bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Supreme wants to control from the top but The Prick keeps moving.
Dick The Prick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Prick looking to control.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as The Prick holds on and takes a little breather.
Supreme postures up.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Dick The Prick just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
The Prick closes this distance looking for a takedown but Supreme circles away.
Supreme gets the takedown into side control.
The Prick struggling a bit here.
Supreme working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
You can see the frustration on The Prick's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Supreme tries to move into full mount but can't pass The Prick's legs.
Supreme goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, The Prick has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Supreme but great work by The Prick.
The Prick trying to control the action but Supreme is working from the bottom.
Supreme struggling a bit here.
Supreme tries to bench press The Prick off him but The Prick keeps the position.
The Prick advances to full mount.
BOOM! The Prick connects with a massive shot to the dome!
A nice elbow there by The Prick.
Supreme really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The Prick looking to secure an arm triangle but Supreme defends it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Prick has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Supreme's face.
A nice elbow there by The Prick.
Supreme really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The Prick cracks Supreme with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Supreme is rocked!
The Prick punishing his opponent with strikes.
Supreme is still in real trouble! Can The Prick finish him?
Supreme is in a horrible position here. The Prick smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
A nice elbow there by The Prick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Prick with shots to the head and body - Supreme looks very uncomfortable down there.
The Prick controlling from the full mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Prick raining down shots from the mount!
The Prick lands a heavy elbow.
The Prick takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Supreme keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The Prick controlling from mount.
Supreme seems to have recovered his senses.
The Prick trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Supreme is trying to escape the mount.
The Prick lands with some strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick The Prick dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
The Prick misses with a takedown
and Supreme counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Supreme is looking to advance position but The Prick won't allow it.
Supreme is thwarting The Prick's attempts to control the position.
The Prick wants to improve his position but Supreme is controlling well.
The Prick wants to control but Supreme is keeping busy.
The Prick wants to improve his position but Supreme is controlling well.
Supreme wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Prick keeps working.
Supreme is working for a kimura but The Prick is defending it quite comfortably.
The Prick is refusing to be controlled, as Supreme sits in half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
The Prick changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Supreme looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Supreme is trying to improve his position.
The Prick gets to mount! Supreme was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Supreme is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Supreme manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Supreme looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The Prick prevents Supreme from improving his position.
Supreme regains full guard. Nicely done.
Supreme trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Supreme working for a triangle but The Prick defends it easily.
Supreme throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! The Prick escapes and throws Supreme's legs to the side, diving into side control!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Prick advances to full mount.
Supreme is desperately trying to improve his position but The Prick has a good base and remains in mount.
Supreme regains half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Supreme manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Supreme is looking for a triangle but The Prick pushes his legs off easily.
Supreme bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in The Prick's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Supreme passes The Prick's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The Prick wants to control but Supreme is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The Prick is looking to improve his position.
Supreme works his way into side control.
The Prick is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Prick tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
The Prick is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Supreme's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Supreme's back!
The Prick lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by The Prick.
Supreme showing good submission defense here.
Supreme controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
The Prick has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Supreme's body.
Supreme is in bad spot here.
A bit of a pause in the action here. The Prick controlling the positon.
The Prick is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Supreme knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Supreme for a finish.
Supreme is keeping busy.
The Prick goes for a risky armbar from back mount and it's not paid off. Supreme escapes and is now in half guard on top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Prick manages to get to full guard.
The Prick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Supreme can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kimura Supreme has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Prick manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Supreme manages to get himself to full guard.
The Prick is working Supreme over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The Prick trying to control the position from guard on top but Supreme is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The Prick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Prick has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The Prick wants to control from the top but Supreme keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The Prick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kimura Supreme comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think The Prick has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick The Prick!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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