PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Zizzmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dungeon Master (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Master comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm On a Boat kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Zizzmen
vs
Master

190 cm
23
222 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

180 cm
22
203 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Improved boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

South Side Swagger
Syndicate Drugs

Boondock Fightwear
Non-Stop Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joey Zizzmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dungeon Master!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Master ducks under a wild hook from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Master. Master obviously looking to wear him down.
Master throws a right and a left that Zizzmen avoids nicely.
Master misses with a two punch combination.
Zizzmen is looking to clinch.

Zizzmen pushes Master up against the cage in a clinch.
Zizzmen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Masters head.
Master is trying to break the clinch but Zizzmen has him pressed against the cage.
Zizzmen lands a body shot in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Zizzmen.

Zizzmen breaks from the clinch.
Master looks to throw the jab but Zizzmen is out of range.

Zizzmen has Master up against the cage in a clinch.
Zizzmen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Master tries to break the clinch but Zizzmen is controlling the position.

Zizzmen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Zizzmen has closed the distance and engaged Master in a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Zizzmen.

Zizzmen has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Master clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Master rolls, trying to escape but Zizzmen keeps control of the position.
Zizzmen biding his time, controlling Master.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Master breaks Zizzmen's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Master throws a big right hand that misses.
Master stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zizzmen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Zizzmen is controlling Master's posture.
Master advances to half guard.
Master prevents Zizzmen from standing back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Master is pressing down on Zizzmen's thigh, looking to free his foot. Zizzmen is holding on for now.
Zizzmen wants to get back to his feet.

Master is working for a submission of some sort.

Master is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Master is looking to advance position but Zizzmen won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Master is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Zizzmen defends it well.
Master stops Zizzmen from getting back to his feet.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Master keeps the fight on the outside.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but Master moves out of range.
Master throws a series of punches but Zizzmen avoids them all with ease.

Zizzmen forces Master back against the cage and clinches.
Master letting Zizzmen take a breather here.
A nice left hand lands by Zizzmen.

Zizzmen breaks from the clinch.
Zizzmen doesn't manage to clinch there - Master circles away.

Zizzmen clinches with his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Master wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zizzmen.
A short right from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen trying to land knees to the body.
Zizzmen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Master wants to break the clinch but can't.
Master is looking to break free of the clinch but Zizzmen has double underhooks.

Zizzmen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Master misses with a few strikes there.
Zizzmen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Master counters with a nice leg kick.
Zizzmen is breathing heavily.
Zizzmen is looking to clinch.
Master lunges at Zizzmen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zizzmen's hand.
Master chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Master throws a right and a left that both miss.
A combination from Master does no damage.
Zizzmen wants to clinch up but Master keeps it at a distance.
Zizzmen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Zizzmen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Master closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Master lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Master swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Master throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Master throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Master scores with a hook.
Master misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Zizzmen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Master lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Zizzmen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Master avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zizzmen wants to clinch.
A combination from Master does no damage.
Zizzmen throws a series of punches but Master moves out of range.

Master tries to keep at a distance but Zizzmen has taken the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Zizzmen.
Master wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Zizzmen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zizzmen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Zizzmen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Master throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zizzmen swings widly with a right hand
and Master makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Master swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Master misses with a few strikes there.
Master throws a right hand that Zizzmen ducks under and follows up with a left that Zizzmen also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but Master moves away
and Master counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Joey Zizzmen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Zizzmen takes the fight into the clinch.
Zizzmen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Master has had enough of the clinch but Zizzmen keeps him there for the moment.

Zizzmen breaks from the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zizzmen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zizzmen tries to clinch up but Master circles away and keeps his distance.
Zizzmen moves in looking to clinch but Master pushes him off.
Master has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Zizzmen tries to clinch up.
Master lands a front kick.
Zizzmen tries to clinch up but Master circles away and keeps his distance.
Master throws a push kick but Zizzmen slaps the foot to one side.
Master throws a series of punches but Zizzmen avoids them all with ease.
Zizzmen is looking to clinch but Master is avoiding it.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but Master is having none of it.
Zizzmen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Master throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
No joy there for Master, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Master scores with a one two! Zizzmen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Zizzmen takes one to the side of the head.
Master looks to land a combination. Zizzmen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Master moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Master lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zizzmen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Master misses with a jab, cross combination.
Master chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Master lands a lovely overhand right.
Zizzmen tries to clinch but Master is having none of it.
Master lands a nice shot to the body.
Master throws a combination that misses

and Zizzmen holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Zizzmen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Zizzmen is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Master pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Master has had enough of the clinch but Zizzmen keeps him there for the moment.
Master has had enough of the clinch but Zizzmen keeps him there for the moment.
Master is trying to break free.
Master is looking to break free of the clinch but Zizzmen has double underhooks.
Zizzmen lands a nice uppercut.
Zizzmen drops down looking for an ankle pick but Master pulls his leg out and moves away.
Master scores with a leg kick.
Master connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zizzmen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Master swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Master throws a right hand that Zizzmen ducks under and follows up with a left that Zizzmen also avoids with ease.

Zizzmen fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Master, pushing him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from Zizzmen.
Zizzmen prevents Master from breaking the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen lands a left hand.

Zizzmen has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Master clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Zizzmen doesn't have the hooks in and Master manages to turn into his guard.
Master tries to stand but Zizzmen is controlling from the bottom.
Master thows a big elbow that misses.
Zizzmen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Zizzmen content to control rather than advance.

Master actively working from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Zizzmen seems content to control.

Master looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Zizzmen pushes past his half guard into mount!
Zizzmen content just to control the position here.
Master tries to reverse the position but Zizzmen maintains control.
Zizzmen controlling from mount.
Master working to try and regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dungeon Master will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Zizzmen takes the fight into the clinch.

Zizzmen breaks from the clinch.
Zizzmen moves in looking to clinch but Master pushes him off.
Master scores with a leg kick.
Master moves out of range of the strikes.
Master misses with a double jab.
Zizzmen doesn't manage to clinch there - Master circles away.

Zizzmen drives through and clinches with Master against the cage.
A short right from Zizzmen on the inside.

Zizzmen has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Master regains guard immediately.

Master throws his legs up looking for a submission but Zizzmen uses it to pass to side control.
Master is letting Zizzmen control him for a moment.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Master regains half guard.
Master has a hand on Zizzmen's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Zizzmen takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Master is trying desperately to improve position.
Zizzmen controlling from the full mount.
Master is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Zizzmen controlling his opponent.
Master keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Master is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Master regains half guard.

Zizzmen decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Master fails to land with a series of punches.
Master scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Master shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Zizzmen but Zizzmen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Master showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zizzmen.
Master throws a series of punches but Zizzmen avoids them all with ease.
A nice combination there by Master.
Master swats away the attempt to clinch by Zizzmen.
Master scores with a push kick.
Zizzmen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Master paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Zizzmen gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A right hand to the body from Zizzmen.
Master wants to get back to striking at distance but Zizzmen won't allow it.
Master is trying to break the clinch but Zizzmen has him pressed against the cage.
Zizzmen prevents Master from breaking the clinch.
Zizzmen just leaning against Master, taking a breather.
Zizzmen keeps control of Master as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zizzmen lands with a right to the head.
Zizzmen lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zizzmen scores with a shot to the side of Master's head.
Zizzmen prevents Master from breaking the clinch.

Zizzmen gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Master is on top in guard.

Master postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Zizzmen is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Master, into his guard.
Zizzmen stays in close to Master's body and controls the position.
Master wants to sweep here but Zizzmen controlling him for the moment.

Master escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Zizzmen gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joey Zizzmen showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Zizzmen has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 29:28
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joey Zizzmen!