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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simba Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holy Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burns's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Shook Ones Pt 1. Girl has chosen Holy Ghost as his entrance music. Simba Burns is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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26
215 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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190 cm
20
221 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Simba Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Holy Girl!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Girl throws a series of punches but Burns moves out of range.
A big left from Girl misses.
Burns throws a series of punches but Girl avoids them all with ease.
Burns defending well as Girl loads up on a big left hand.
Girl moves in looking to clinch but Burns pushes him off.
Girl is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Burns.
Girl looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Girl drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Burns manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Girl has Burns in his guard.
Burns trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Girl is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Burns sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Girl's guard.
Burns is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Girl is just riding it out for now. Burns eventually gives up the hold.
Burns seems to be working for a kimura but Girl defends the submission attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns is working for a submission of some sort.
Burns trying to advance position but Girl counters by regaining guard.
Burns slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Burns wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Girl, who protects the arm well.
Girl tries to buck Burns off but Burns is having none of it.
Burns goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Girl has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Burns but great work by Girl.
Burns tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Girl wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Burns has escaped the position, nice work there.
Girl working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Burns is looking for a sweep.
Burns manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Girl is looking to get back to full guard here but Burns has managed to pass to side control instead.
Girl really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Girl bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns is looking for a triangle but Girl pushes his legs off easily.
Burns working for a triangle but Girl defends it easily.
Burns is breathing heavily.
Girl postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Burns is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Girl, into his guard.
Burns trying to control but Girl is working from the bottom.
Burns drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Burns jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns wants to control from the top but Girl keeps moving.
Burns is really struggling to control Girl but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Burns looking to pass the guard.
Girl is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Girl keeping moving, preventing Burns from controlling successfully.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Burns drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Burns jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Nice shot lands for Girl.
It looks like Simba Burns has been cut.
Burns has a takedown stuffed.
Girl has his takedown stuffed
and Burns counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Burns.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Simba Burns will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Simba Burns's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Girl misses with a straight right.
Girl changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Girl just misses with a punch to the body.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Burns.
Burns thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Girl gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Girl manages to get to full guard.
Burns looking to pass the guard.
Burns wants to control from the top but Girl keeps moving.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Burns gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Girl keeping full guard, as Burns tries to pass.
Simba Burns overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Burns drops back looking for a leg! Girl is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Girl manages to kick Burns off! Burns jumps back into Girl's guard.
Burns looking to pass the guard.
Girl is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Burns drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Girl manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Burns has Girl in his guard.
Burns is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Girl sees it coming and defends easily.
Burns prevents Girl from improving his position.
Girl works his way to full guard. Good work.
Girl looking for subs off his back but Burns has passed one foot through into half guard.
Girl is looking for a sweep. Burns is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Burns wants to work for an arm triangle but Girl is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Girl manages to get to full guard.
Burns wants to control from the top but Girl keeps moving.
Burns looking to pass the guard.
Girl is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a tringle but Burns frees his head nicely. Oh but Girl has switched to an armbar! Burns is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Holy Girl!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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