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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bolo Yang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bolo Yang is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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187 lbs
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180 cm
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170 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bolo Yang!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
your wife in front of a subway stuffs the takedown attempt from Yang. Yang gets slowly back to his feet.
your wife in front of a subway lands with a nice body punch.
Yang throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around your wife in front of a subway's waist but your wife in front of a subway gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Yang off to one side.
Yang closes the distance and clinches up with your wife in front of a subway, looking for a takedown. Yang pushes your wife in front of a subway against the cage but your wife in front of a subway circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bolo Yang.
your wife in front of a subway moves into the clinch.
your wife in front of a subway digs a right hand underneath Yang's ribcage. Yang let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Yang looks gassed!
A shot in the inside from your wife in front of a subway.
your wife in front of a subway works on Yang's body with a couple of short punches.
Yang is trying to break free.
your wife in front of a subway scores with a shoulder strike.
your wife in front of a subway lands a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body punch from your wife in front of a subway - that landed with a thud.
your wife in front of a subway lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Yang.
your wife in front of a subway digs a right hand into Yang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Yang's gas tank.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from your wife in front of a subway.
Nice body punch from your wife in front of a subway.
Nice body punch from your wife in front of a subway - that landed with a thud.
your wife in front of a subway pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
your wife in front of a subway scores with a jab to the jaw.
your wife in front of a subway fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice shot by your wife in front of a subway.
That's one minute gone in the round.
your wife in front of a subway clobbers Yang with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
your wife in front of a subway fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Yang looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
your wife in front of a subway lands a big uppercut and Yang crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Yang looks OK. your wife in front of a subway waves Yang back to his feet!
Yang is rocked!
your wife in front of a subway lands an uppercut, right on the button! Yang tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crackhead who pushed your wife in front of a subway!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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