PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Slinky McDougle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jorge Petrozian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Slinky McDougle has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Slinky McDougle seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

McDougle
vs
Petrozian

178 cm
20
162 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

174 cm
24
164 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slinky McDougle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jorge Petrozian!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDougle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Nice defenses there by McDougle.
A telegraphed right hand from Petrozian misses the target.
Petrozian tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McDougle swivels and escapes.
Petrozian misses with a wild body shot.
Jorge Petrozian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Petrozian misses with a looping left.
Petrozian throws a hook but McDougle blocks it.
A big left from Petrozian misses.
McDougle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Petrozian's sensitive parts.
McDougle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McDougle slips under a jab.
McDougle goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McDougle, right into the meat.
Petrozian misses with a two punch combination.
McDougle scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McDougle scores with a nice strike.
Petrozian misses with the combination.
Slinky McDougle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, jab by McDougle - just one landing.
McDougle has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Horrible takedown by Petrozian or perhaps it was just good defense by McDougle which made him look bad.
Petrozian looks gassed!
McDougle ducks under a wild hook from Petrozian.
McDougle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Petrozian throws a looping overhand right but McDougle ducks down to avoid it.
Petrozian is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Petrozian throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McDougle lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
McDougle scores with a kick to the midsection.
McDougle connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A looping hook to the body misses from Petrozian. McDougle does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDougle throws a one two combo.
McDougle lands a front kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McDougle scoring well with a low kick there.
Petrozian takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McDougle displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Petrozian with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McDougle to score with a decent uppercut.
McDougle lands a nice shot to the body.
McDougle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McDougle throws a head kick that Petrozian semi-blocks.
McDougle cracks Petrozian with an open hand slap.
Petrozian takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McDougle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Petrozian's head.
McDougle listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McDougle lands with a slapping head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDougle lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

Petrozian is rocked!
Petrozian walks forward, straight into a front kick from McDougle.
McDougle lands with a straight right. Petrozian didn't see that one coming.
A punch lands to the side of Petrozian 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McDougle is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
McDougle lands the left hand.
Petrozian throws a left and a right that both miss
and McDougle counters with a straight right hand.
Petrozian takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nice uppercut there from McDougle.
McDougle throws a nice head kick!
Petrozian is still on wobbly legs! Can McDougle finish him?
McDougle scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDougle lands a right hook to the body.
Petrozian seems to have recovered his senses.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDougle. That's going to slow Petrozian down.
Petrozian jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A head kick from McDougle lands but Petrozian takes it in his stride.
McDougle connects with a high kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDougle connects with a jab.
McDougle scores with a nice head shot.
McDougle throws a head kick that half lands.
A slapping leg kick lands for McDougle.
McDougle scores with a head kick.
McDougle throws a leg kick which misses Petrozian's front leg but catches the back leg as Petrozian tries to avoid it.
McDougle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Petrozian's sensitive parts.
Petrozian tries for a takedown but McDougle circles away easily
and McDougle counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Slinky McDougle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jorge Petrozian.
Petrozian takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDougle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Petrozian's sensitive parts.
McDougle lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Petrozian backs up against the cage.
Petrozian has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McDougle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Petrozian's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slinky McDougle dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

McDougle lands with a nice body kick.
Slinky McDougle is winning the standup battle so far.
A nice combination there by McDougle.
McDougle moves out of range of the strikes.
Petrozian takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Petrozian swings away with a body shot that misses
and McDougle counters with a nice kick to the body.
McDougle goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Nice shot by McDougle.
McDougle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Petrozian can do to turn this around?
McDougle scores with a nice head shot.
McDougle lands a high kick!
McDougle lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
McDougle throws a head kick that half lands.
McDougle throws a nice head kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Petrozian falls off balance throwing a combination
and McDougle counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jorge Petrozian is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Petrozian is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDougle scores with a nice right hand.
McDougle cracks the inside of Petrozian's front leg.
McDougle lands with an uppercut that bounces Petrozian off the cage and back into rage.
McDougle lets loose with a powerful body kick. Petrozian will feel that in the morning.
McDougle darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Petrozian's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McDougle throws a quick inside leg kick.
McDougle throws a head kick that Petrozian semi-blocks.
McDougle lands a front kick.
McDougle moves away from the strike by Petrozian.
Petrozian has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McDougle.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDougle. That's going to slow Petrozian down.
Petrozian gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Petrozian closes the distance looking to clinch
and McDougle counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Petrozian takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Crunch! McDougle slams his shin into Petrozian's torso.
McDougle lands a slapping body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Petrozian might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McDougle has got the better of the exchanges.
McDougle scores with a kick to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDougle uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Petrozian has time to react.
Nice uppercut lands for McDougle. That snapped Petrozian's head back.
McDougle lands with a kick to the temple. Petrozian shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Petrozian takes a kick to the side of the head.
A thudding body kick lands there by McDougle!
McDougle throws a nice head kick!
McDougle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
McDougle fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Petrozian on the side of the head.
McDougle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Petrozian takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McDougle connects with a single shot there.
McDougle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McDougle delivers a nice body kick.
McDougle paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McDougle stalks Petrozian and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Petrozian's face. Petrozian staggers backwards, shaken.
McDougle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McDougle throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Petrozian swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McDougle counters with a thumping low kick.
McDougle connects with a high kick.
Petrozian takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Petrozian takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McDougle lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Petrozian with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McDougle to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice body kick there by McDougle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDougle scores with a three punch combo!
McDougle throws a head kick that half lands.
Petrozian swings away with a body shot that misses
and McDougle counters with a stiff right hand.
A left lands for McDougle.
Petrozian stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McDougle.
A lazy body kick from Petrozian
and McDougle counters with a good, hard body kick but Petrozian shrugs it off.
Petrozian missing with a left hand there. McDougle was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McDougle lands with a hook. Petrozian tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A lazy body kick from Petrozian
and McDougle counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McDougle lands with a kick to the ribs.
McDougle pushes Petrozian away with a front kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slinky McDougle dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

McDougle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Petrozian at a distance.
Petrozian misses with a combination
and McDougle counters with an inside leg kick.
McDougle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Petrozian. That did some damage!
Petrozian takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Petrozian has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McDougle.
McDougle staying out of range there.
Petrozian throws a sloppy body shot
and McDougle counters with a head kick. That will keep Petrozian thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jab by McDougle.
McDougle jabs Petrozian right on the nose. Petrozian blinks but takes it well.
Petrozian takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Petrozian takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McDougle throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Petrozian.
McDougle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDougle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McDougle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A jab from McDougle does it's job there.
Nice body kick from McDougle.
Petrozian walks into a straight right hand from McDougle.
McDougle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McDougle connects with a high kick.
McDougle scores with a head kick.
Petrozian swings and misses with a shot to the body
and McDougle makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McDougle lands with a nice body punch.
Petrozian swings and misses with a shot to the body
and McDougle counters with a left to the body.
McDougle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jab from McDougle.
Slinky McDougle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDougle connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McDougle lands a high kick!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McDougle. Petrozian shrugs it off though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDougle lands a jab to the head.
McDougle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Petrozian throws a lazy head kick
and McDougle counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice shot lands for McDougle.
McDougle lands a high kick!
Petrozian takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
McDougle lands an overhand right.
McDougle throws a head kick that half lands.
McDougle lands a nice shot to the body.
Good shot there by McDougle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Petrozian looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Petrozian on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Petrozian misses with a hook.
A slow jab from Petrozian misses its intended target.
Petrozian throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McDougle counters with a big head kick but Petrozian shrugs it off.
Petrozian throws a hook but McDougle avoids it easily.
McDougle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Petrozian's head.
A chopping leg kick lands by McDougle.
McDougle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McDougle thuds a left hand into Petrozian's body.
McDougle takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McDougle lands a right hook to the body.
Petrozian takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jorge Petrozian has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDougle throws a nice head kick!
Petrozian chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McDougle can pounce on him.
Petrozian misses with a double jab
and McDougle counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Petrozian thinking.
McDougle uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Petrozian has time to react.
McDougle lands with a cross.
McDougle scores with a hook to the body. Petrozian takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Petrozian misses with the body kick
and McDougle counters with a straight right hand.
Petrozian chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McDougle can pounce on him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDougle changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
McDougle lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McDougle lands with a slapping head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slinky McDougle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McDougle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:24
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:24
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slinky McDougle!