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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elvis Presley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hitler Adolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Presley comes into the arena with Burning love blaring out of the sound system. Hitler Adolf will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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302 lbs
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300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Elvis Presley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hitler Adolf!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Steve Montenegro and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Presley lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Presley drops Adolf with a naaaaasty hook - Adolf is in real trouble here! Presley dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Presley!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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