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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and big fat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ankka's entrance music is Milk - The Knife Song. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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205 cm
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220 lbs
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200 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rankka Ankka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, big fat! The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! fat with a body punch. A glancing blow. fat is looking to slow Ankka down with leg kicks. fat lands a lovely overhand right. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Ankka throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck fat on the side of the head.
It looks like big fat has been cut. Ankka fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. fat looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Ankka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but fat moves out of range and avoids them all easily. fat jabs at Ankka's body. Ankka throws a front kick aimed at fat's knee but fat avoids it well. Ankka wants to clinch up but fat keeps it at a distance. Ankka takes a swing at fat's ribcage but misses. fat digs a good body shot into Ankka's ribs. Ankka fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
fat scores with a kick to the midsection. fat takes a body punch but keeps moving. fat tries to work over Ankka's front leg with a kick but Ankka checks it. fat throws a nice outside leg kick. Ankka takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Ankka has fat up against the cage in a clinch.
fat misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ankka.
A hook to the body from Ankka.
Ankka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
fat looks to throw an elbow but misses. A short right from Ankka.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ankka makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Ankka blocks the elbow strike.
Ankka looking to throw knees to the head but fat is blocking nicely.
A short right from Ankka. A nice left hand lands by Ankka.
Ankka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. A left hand lands to the body for Ankka.
fat blocks an elbow strike from Ankka.
Ankka throws a blind hook that connects with the side of fats head. Ankka lands a left hand.
Ankka pushes fat back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. fat throws an elbow that misses.
Ankka blocks an elbow strike from fat.
A right hand to the body from Ankka.
fat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ankka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Ankka gets through fat's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Ankka softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. A short right from Ankka. fat takes a shot to the head. Ankka lands a body punch. fat looks gassed! An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ankka. A short body shot lands from Ankka as the two fighters clinch.
fat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Ankka taking a breather. A right handed body shot lands from Ankka.
Ankka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
fat swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. fat is looking to break free of the clinch but Ankka has double underhooks. Ankka holding his opponent close, against the cage.
fat trying to land knees to the body.
fat misses with a punch to the body.
Ankka pushes off an throws an elbow but fat leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. fat tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ankka avoids it. fat swings wildly with an uppercut but Ankka uses good head movement to avoid it. Ankka blocks an elbow strike. Ankka avoids the elbow strike from fat, against the cage.
fat misses with an elbow strike.
Ankka lands with a light punch inside. fat misses with a knee to the head. fat swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ankka managing to block the knees to the body from fat.
Ankka gets through fat's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ankka takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. fat takes a shot to the head. A left hand lands to the body for Ankka.
Ankka lands on the inside with an uppercut. Ankka lands a body punch. A nice glancing elbow lands by Ankka. fat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! fat lands a nice elbow. Ankka softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Ankka dodges an elbow strike from fat.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Still in the clinch, Ankka scores with a nice short uppercut. Ankka lands a left hand that snaps the head of fat backwards. Ankka lands with a short shot to the head. Good body shot from Ankka.
Ankka works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Ankka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
fat throws an elbow but it misses.
Ankka is pushing fat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. fat throws an elbow that misses.
Ankka pushes fat back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. fat tries to throw a body punch but Ankka avoids it by throwing fat back against the cage. Ankka scores with a shoulder strike. Ankka cracks fat with a nice body shot. Ankka lands a left hand that snaps the head of fat backwards. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ankka. Ankka pushes fat back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ankka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Ankka avoids a wild elbow strike from fat. Ankka working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Ankka has fat pushed against the cage. Ankka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ankka. Ankka works on fat's body with a couple of short punches. A short uppercut from Ankka. Ankka avoiding damage as fat throws knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Ankka working some nice short punches in the clinch. Ankka makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Ankka's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Ankka seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression. A short right hand to the side of the head by Ankka. Ankka lands with a short head shot on the inside. Ankka blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Ankka lands with a left to the head. Ankka lands with a right to the head. Ankka avoids the elbow strike from fat, against the cage.
fat looking to throw knees to the head but Ankka is blocking nicely.
Ankka trying to land knees to the body.
Ankka throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Ankka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ankka lands a right hand that snaps the head of fat backwards. Ankka blocks an elbow strike from fat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. fat dodges an elbow strike from Ankka.
Ankka lands a left hand.
Ankka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ankka working some nice short punches in the clinch. fat tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ankka makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Ankka blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rankka Ankka dominated that round. The cut man is working on big fat's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
fat fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ankka manages to avoid it. fat jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ankka lands a left and a right that send fat crashing to the mat, dazed. Ankka thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet! fat misses with a hook. Ankka ducked under it nicely. Ankka is looking to clinch but fat is avoiding it.
Ankka gets in close and instigates a clinch. Ankka avoids a wild elbow strike from fat. Ankka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Ankka stalling against the cage.
Ankka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. fat trying to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, fat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ankka's brow. fat blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. fat tries a knee to the head but Ankka blocks it.
fat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Ankka avoids a wild elbow strike from fat. fat tries to land knees in the clinch but Ankka avoids the damage to the body. Ankka cracks fat with a nice body shot. Ankka digs a right hand into fat's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on fat's gas tank. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Ankka lands a right hand that snaps the head of fat backwards. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Ankka lands a hook to the side of the head. Ankka lands an uppercut. Ankka lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt fat or not. A right hand to the body from Ankka.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ankka scores with a nice hook to the head. Ankka scores with an uppercut up the middle. Ankka lands a nice uppercut. A short right from Ankka. fat throws an elbow but it misses.
fat looks to throw an elbow but misses. Ankka scores with a shoulder strike. fat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A shot in the inside from Ankka. Ankka lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Rankka Ankka has scored more points in the clinch so far. Ankka lands a nice uppercut. Ankka lands with a short shot to the head. Ankka gets through fat's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Ankka lands a hook that snaps the head of fat backwards. Ankka lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Ankka lands with a right to the head. Ankka lands a hook to the side of the head. A shot in the inside from Ankka. A shot in the inside from Ankka. Ankka scores with a hook to the body. Ankka is pushing fat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. Ankka is working fat over against the cage. Ankka lands a shoulder strike. Ankka lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of fat backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ankka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. fat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ankka works on fat's body with a couple of short punches. Ankka avoiding damage as fat throws knees to the body.
Ankka is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that fat can do to turn this around? Ankka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Ankka misses with a knee strike.
Ankka lands a body punch. Ankka lands with a left to the head. Ankka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ankka blocks the elbow strike.
Ankka lands a hook to the side of the head. Ankka lands a nice uppercut. fat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Ankka blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. fat is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ankka is defending well for now. Ankka blocks an elbow strike. A short left from Ankka. Ankka blocks the elbow strike.
fat trying to land knees to the body.
Ankka lands a shoulder strike. Ankka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but fat blocks it with crossed arms. A nice left hand lands by Ankka.
fat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ankka tries to stall but fat uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
fat trying to land knees to the body.
Ankka lands a right hand that snaps the head of fat backwards. A short right from Ankka on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. fat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ankka looking to throw knees to the head but fat is blocking nicely.
fat lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Ankka stalling in the clinch but fat improves position. Ankka blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. fat lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. fat unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ankka lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. fat missing with knees to the body.
Ankka blocks an elbow strike from fat.
Ankka controlling the action here for a moment.
fat misses with a knee to the head. A short right from Ankka on the inside. Ankka lands with a left to the head. fat swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice elbow from fat. A nice left hand lands by Ankka.
Ankka tries to land knees in the clinch but fat avoids the damage to the body. Ankka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ankka scores with a nice hook to the head. Ankka blocks an elbow strike. fat looks to throw an elbow but misses. Ankka lands a body shot. fat tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ankka avoids it. Ankka lands a hook that snaps the head of fat backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Ankka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ankka pushes fat back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Ankka lands a nice shot to the body. Ankka dodges an elbow strike from fat.
Ankka avoids a wild elbow strike from fat. Ankka lands with a light punch inside. fat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
fat throws an elbow that misses.
fat takes a shot to the head. fat misses with a knee to the head. Ankka lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. Ankka lands with a right to the head. A right handed body shot lands from Ankka.
Ankka scores with a shot to the side of fat's head. fat trying to land knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Ankka scores with a nice short uppercut. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Ankka avoids a wild elbow strike from fat. fat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Ankka lands with a light punch inside. Ankka scores with a hook to the body. Ankka digs a right hand into fat's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on fat's gas tank. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ankka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Ankka scores with a hook to the body. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rankka Ankka dominated that second round. The cut man is working on big fat's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Ankka swinging wildly here.
fat thumps Ankka with a low kick. Ankka swings for the body but fat moves out of range.
fat moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. fat misses the jab. fat takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. fat connects with the punch. Ankka tries to clinch there but fat circles away.
Ankka tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. fat staying out of range there. fat ducks down and throws a hook to the body. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Ankka avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ankka does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Both fighters are breathing heavily. fat staying out of range there. An inside leg kick lands from fat. Ankka misses with a straight right. fat lands a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. fat keeps Ankka at a distance using the push kick. Ankka fails with an attempt to clinch.
fat cracks Ankka with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Ankka tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but fat paws at him with a jab and circles away. fat connects with a solid leg kick. fat uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. fat turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Rankka Ankka is winning the standup battle so far. A telegraphed right hand from Ankka misses the target. fat chopping away at his opponent's legs.
fat scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Ankka takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. fat punishes Ankka's body with a nice straight punch. fat lands a nice looking body kick. fat cracks the inside of Ankka's front leg. fat with a jab. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by fat.
Jab by fat. fat cracks a nice hook into Ankka's ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ankka pushing out the jab but it's not landing. fat lands with an uppercut that bounces Ankka off the cage and back into rage. fat connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. fat rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ankka moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Ankka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
fat looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. fat lands a front kick. fat bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ankka's head backwards. The crowd cheers as fat lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ankka doesn't seem phased though. Ankka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Ankka throws an overhand right that lands on fat's shoulder, as fat tries to avoid the shot. fat ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ankka moves away. Some wild striking there from Ankka.
Good leg kick by fat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
fat throws a right and a left that Ankka avoids nicely. fat swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ankka. fat throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's three minutes gone in the round. fat feints and then cracks Ankka's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ankka down. fat ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. big fat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! fat dips down and scores with a jab to the body. A left lands for fat. Ankka drops his hands momentarily and fat takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. fat scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Ankka has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by fat. fat lands with a shot to the body. fat throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. fat scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Ankka is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Ankka takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ankka takes a jab right on the kisser.
fat connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. fat connects with a body shot. Ankka throws a leg kick that is checked and fat counters with a thumping low kick. Ankka will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. fat scores with a shot to the body.
A jab from fat does it's job there. fat scores with a push kick. Rankka Ankka is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round. fat tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Ankka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
fat is looking to clinch but Ankka is avoiding it.
fat scores with a punch to the head. fat misses the shot to the body. fat looks for the body kick but Ankka saw that one coming. fat cracks Ankka with a right hand to the side of the head. A decent looking body kick lands there for fat. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Ankka is looking to clinch. Ankka looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. fat misses with a hook. Ankka ducked under it nicely. Ankka swats away the attempt to clinch by fat. fat goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. fat throws a leg kick but Ankka sees it coming and moves out of range. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. fat fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Ankka throws a hook to the side of fat's head but fat sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. fat throws a wild body kick that Ankka sees coming a mile off. Ankka scores with a decent looking hook.
And that's the end of the fight! big fat comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Ankka has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:27 Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 28:28 Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 28:27
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Rankka Ankka!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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