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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Groinslap Bandit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fuq Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones has chosen let the bodies hit the floor as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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170 cm
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204 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
20
210 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Groinslap Bandit! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fuq Jones! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bandit doesn't manage to clinch there - Jones circles away.
Jones swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bandit tries to clinch up. Bandit moves into the clinch successfully.
Bandit lands an elbow inside that Jones shrugs off.
It looks like Fuq Jones has been cut. Jones drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bandit gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead. Bandit scores with a knee to the head.
Bandit lands an elbow inside.
That has opened up Fuq Jones's cut even more. Bandit lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye. A knee to the head by Bandit.
The cut above Fuq Jones's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Jones takes an elbow to the forehead. Jones looking for a takedown. Jones looks gassed! Bandit's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bandit obliges. Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bandit utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bandit connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Fuq Jones's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bandit effectively controlling the action here. Bandit lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fuq Jones's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Groinslap Bandit!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
77% |
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