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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cloudy Disposition (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Banger from (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dick Banger from was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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300 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
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Decent knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cloudy Disposition!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dick Banger from !
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disposition shoots for a double leg takedown but Banger from sprawls well. He's pushed Disposition's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Banger from shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Disposition is defended easily by Banger from .
Banger from tries to land a leg kick but Disposition saw it coming and moves away.
Banger from fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Disposition is out of range.
Banger from looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Banger from .
Banger from wants to slow Disposition down by chopping away at his legs.
A leg kick checked by Disposition.
Banger from looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Disposition takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Disposition.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cloudy Disposition. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Disposition is breathing heavily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Banger from .
Banger from throws a leg kick which misses Disposition's front leg but catches the back leg as Disposition tries to avoid it.
Banger from tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Banger from throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Banger from throws a nice looking combination but Disposition bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Disposition throws a sloppy head kick and Banger from moves out of range easily.
A good leg kick by Banger from .
Disposition takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Banger from will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Banger from attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Disposition on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Banger from . Banger from obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banger from feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Disposition's calf.
Banger from throws a quick inside leg kick.
Disposition showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Banger from .
No luck with that takedown attempt from Disposition.
Disposition lands a jab.
Disposition showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Banger from .
Disposition shoots in and drives through. Banger from sprawls well.
Disposition checks a leg kick.
Horrible takedown by Disposition or perhaps it was just good defense by Banger from which made him look bad.
Disposition throws a right and a left that both miss.
Disposition throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Disposition is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Banger from misses with a two punch combination.
Banger from throws a front kick aimed at Disposition's knee but Disposition avoids it well.
Banger from misses with a low kick.
Disposition changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Banger from looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Banger from is trying to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disposition creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Check out the look on Disposition's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Disposition working the head with strikes.
Banger from is looking for a sweep.
Disposition could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Banger from sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Banger from tries to get to full guard but Disposition has control of the leg.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Banger from thumps Disposition with a low kick.
Disposition lands a nice leg kick that just misses Banger from 's sensitive parts.
Banger from throws and low kick but Disposition moves out of range easily.
Disposition tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Disposition tries to clinch up.
Disposition throws a combination. Banger from tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Disposition throws and low kick but Banger from moves out of range easily.
Banger from swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Disposition shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Banger from sprawls well. Banger from wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Disposition gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banger from misses with a two punch combination.
Banger from lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Disposition fails with a takedown attempt.
Disposition shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Disposition showed some decent athleticism there.
Disposition slips a nice elbow through Banger from 's hands, connecting with Banger from 's forehead.
Banger from looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Banger from looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Banger from actively working from the bottom here.
Disposition lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Banger from looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Disposition lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banger from looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Disposition shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Disposition showed some decent athleticism there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Disposition lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The fighters are battling for position here. Banger from manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Banger from has momentary wrist control but Disposition slips an elbow through the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Disposition avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Disposition has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Disposition is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dick Banger from will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Banger from defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Disposition.
Cloudy Disposition is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Disposition showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Banger from .
Banger from tries to bum rush Disposition with a series of wild strikes but Disposition uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Disposition shoots in for a double leg but Banger from sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Banger from goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Banger from throws a leg kick but Disposition sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Disposition fails in his attempt to clinch.
Disposition lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Disposition tries to close the distance and clinch but Banger from swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Disposition smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Banger from will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Banger from gets caught flat footed, as Disposition shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Disposition postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Disposition got a little sloppy there for a moment and Banger from has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Disposition has managed to get both his arms back between Banger from 's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Banger from keeping full guard, as Disposition tries to pass.
Banger from is looking for a triangle but Disposition pushes his legs off easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Disposition chips away with some ground and pound.
Disposition knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Banger from on the ground.
Banger from is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Disposition distracts Banger from with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Banger from looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Disposition fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cloudy Disposition. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Banger from keeps the fight on the outside.
Disposition thuds a left hand into Banger from 's body.
Banger from throws a leg kick but Disposition checks it.
Some wild striking there from Banger from .
Disposition doesn't manage to clinch there - Banger from circles away.
Banger from walks into a jab.
Banger from lands a nice leg kick that just misses Disposition's sensitive parts.
Disposition slips a jab and a cross from Banger from .
Banger from stuffs the takedown.
Banger from misses with a double jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Banger from throws a nice outside leg kick.
Banger from throws a solid leg kick but Disposition takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Banger from .
Disposition will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Disposition attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Disposition shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Banger from pinned against the cage. Banger from gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Banger from will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Disposition checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Disposition wants to clinch.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Banger from in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Banger from misses with a two punch combination.
Banger from leaves Disposition with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Some wild striking there from Banger from .
Banger from throws a leg kick which misses Disposition's front leg but catches the back leg as Disposition tries to avoid it.
Disposition shoots in for a takedown but Banger from shows good takedown defense.
Disposition throws a sloppy head kick and Banger from moves out of range easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disposition closes the distance and clinches up with Banger from , looking for a takedown. Disposition pushes Banger from against the cage but Banger from circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Disposition fails with a takedown attempt.
Disposition blocks a leg kick.
Banger from feints and then cracks Disposition's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Disposition down.
Disposition is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Banger from 's half guard.
Ground and pound from Disposition.
Banger from gets back to full guard.
Disposition distracts Banger from with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Banger from working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Disposition doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Disposition manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Disposition avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Banger from has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Disposition can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Banger from had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Disposition defends it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banger from had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Disposition defends it easily.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Disposition fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Disposition closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Banger from to the mat! Banger from manages to get full guard.
Banger from is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Disposition is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Disposition lands a couple of digs.
Banger from throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Banger from had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Disposition defends it easily.
Banger from has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Disposition can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cloudy Disposition dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Disposition looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Banger from is fending him off so far but Disposition persists. Nope, Banger from circles away and we're back to standing.
Banger from keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A nice leg kick lands there from Banger from .
Banger from lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Banger from moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Banger from throws and low kick but Disposition moves out of range easily.
Banger from scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Banger from misses with the combination.
Disposition lands a two punch combo.
Banger from misses with the combination.
Disposition fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cloudy Disposition. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Disposition shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Cloudy Disposition overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Banger from makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Banger from .
Banger from looking for a guillotine here but Disposition defends easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banger from working for a triangle but Disposition defends it easily.
Banger from is looking for a triangle but Disposition pushes his legs off easily.
Banger from is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Disposition works over Banger from with some ground and pound from guard.
Banger from looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Banger from is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Disposition connects with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Banger from looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Banger from throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Disposition working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Banger from 's head.
Banger from is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Disposition defends well.
Banger from is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Banger from looking for a guillotine here but Disposition defends easily.
Disposition with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disposition got a little sloppy there for a moment and Banger from has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Disposition has managed to get both his arms back between Banger from 's legs - danger averted.
Disposition lands a couple of elbows.
Banger from is looking for a triangle but Disposition pushes his legs off easily.
Banger from is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Disposition looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Disposition wants to get back to full guard.
Disposition is defending against the submission attempts here by Banger from .
Disposition is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Banger from pulls his head out easily.
Banger from is working for a kimura but Disposition is defending it quite comfortably.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Banger from is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Banger from prevents Disposition from improving his position.
Banger from seems to be working for a kimura but Disposition defends the submission attempt.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Disposition shoots in and bounces Banger from off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Disposition works over Banger from with some ground and pound from guard.
Banger from looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Banger from is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that's the end of the fight!
Cloudy Disposition showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Disposition has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 29:28
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cloudy Disposition!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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