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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ben Alkofer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Clubber Lang has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Clubber Lang seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
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190 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ben Alkofer!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alkofer blocks a low kick nicely.
A head kick misses from Lang.
Alkofer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lang.
Lang darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Lang scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Alkofer wants to get back to his feet.
Lang thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Alkofer's head.
Lang trying to control from half guard but Alkofer is working away.
Lang looks to land a strike but Alkofer avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alkofer manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Lang fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lang tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Alkofer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
Lang tries to clinch up but Alkofer circles away and keeps his distance.
Lang throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Alkofer was covering up waiting for the punch and Lang finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Lang wants to control from the top but Alkofer keeps moving.
Lang might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Alkofer manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Lang has Alkofer in his guard.
Alkofer working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Alkofer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Alkofer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lang has momentary wrist control but Alkofer slips an elbow through the middle.
Alkofer throwing strikes from guard but Lang blocks nicely.
Alkofer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alkofer working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lang's head.
Lang avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Alkofer looks gassed!
Alkofer postures up in Lang's guard and throws a big left but Lang blocks it.
Alkofer throwing strikes but missing.
Alkofer passes Lang's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Alkofer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Alkofer seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Lang wants to get back to his feet.
Alkofer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Lang is trying is best to control the position here.
Alkofer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Alkofer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lang defending well though.
Alkofer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Alkofer lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lang blocking the ground and pound attempt from Alkofer.
Alkofer missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Alkofer slips a jab and a cross from Lang.
Lang is looking to clinch.
Alkofer gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lang counters with a takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alkofer is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Lang asserts his dominance and retains side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lang gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Alkofer with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lang scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Lang keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lang shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lang is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Alkofer defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alkofer has hold of Lang's hands but Lang slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Lang slips a nice elbow through Alkofer's hands, connecting with Alkofer's forehead.
Alkofer is not content to let Lang control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Lang thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Alkofer to regain full guard.
Alkofer working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lang.
Clubber Lang overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lang content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Lang throws a strike but Alkofer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Alkofer throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Alkofer is controlling him.
Alkofer keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Lang's head.
Alkofer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Lang has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Alkofer off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Alkofer has his takedown stuffed
and Lang counters with a single leg into guard. Alkofer didn't expect that.
Lang throws a strike but Alkofer rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Alkofer with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang is adopting a defensive guard.
Alkofer is looking to work some ground and pound but Lang has wrist control.
Lang trying to keep a closed guard but Alkofer is proving a slippery customer.
Alkofer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Alkofer stands up over Lang, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Lang avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lang controlling the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Lang tries to close the distance and clinch but Alkofer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang dominated that second round.
That's time! Lang's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Alkofer doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lang counters with a left and a right that stings Alkofer.
Lang scores with a takedown into Alkofer's guard.
Lang stands and steps away. Alkofer gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Alkofer doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lang counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alkofer is trying to stand back up but Lang is controlling him
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lang working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lang is trying to control. Alkofer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alkofer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lang.
Alkofer is refusing to be controlled, as Lang sits in half guard.
Lang missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Lang lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Nice strikes from Lang there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Alkofer avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lang.
Alkofer is trying to stand back up but Lang is controlling him
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Lang gets the takedown into side control.
Lang lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Alkofer down.
Lang throws a strike aimed at the side of Alkofer's head but Alkofer avoids it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws an elbow but Alkofer slips to the side and avoids it well.
Lang working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Lang throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Alkofer is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Lang asserts his dominance and retains side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Lang throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Clubber Lang is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lang connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Alkofer some visible discomfort.
Lang is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Lang lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Alkofer down.
And that's the end of the fight!
Clubber Lang showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lang has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:26
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clubber Lang!
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