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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lucas Lunar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncomfortable Positions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lunar's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Seperate Ways by Journey. Uncomfortable Positions is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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178 lbs
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183 lbs
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World class MT
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lucas Lunar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Uncomfortable Positions!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Positions throws a looping overhand right but Lunar ducks down to avoid it.
Lunar just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice defenses there by Positions.
Positions thows a body shot but no joy.
Positions is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lunar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Positions is looking to clinch.
Lunar goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Positions uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lunar.
Lunar misses with a jab to the body
and Positions counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lunar looks to land a left hand but Positions moved out of range nicely.
Positions misses the shot to the body.
Positions takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lunar throws a jab but it's blocked by Positions.
Positions avoids the head kick by Lunar.
Nice takedown defense from Lunar. No joy for Positions on that attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lunar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lunar throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Positions moves out of range as Lunar throws a body kick.
Lunar misses with a low kick.
Lunar scores with a push kick.
Lunar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Positions throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lunar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Positions connects with a crisp jab.
Lunar throws a sloppy head kick
and Positions counters with a single leg into guard. Lunar didn't expect that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Positions stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lunar swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lunar is controlling Positions's posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Positions won't allow Lunar to sweep him here.
Lunar controls Positions momentarily but Positions frees himself.
Lunar wants to sweep here but Positions controlling him for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Positions postures up in Lunar's guard and throws a big left but Lunar blocks it.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lunar throws a leg kick but Positions checks it.
Lunar goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Positions shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lunar as he avoids it easily.
Lucas Lunar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortable Positions.
A looping hook to the body misses from Positions. Lunar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lunar misses with a hook to the body
and Positions counters with a shoot takedown. Lunar fights it but they end up in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Positions accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Lunar avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lunar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Positions wants to get back to full guard.
Lunar is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Lunar controlling from the full mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lunar wants to control the pace but Positions is squirming around nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucas Lunar dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Positions takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Positions scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lunar lands a front kick.
Lunar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Positions shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lunar sprawls well. Lunar wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Positions gets slowly back to his feet.
Lunar feints and then cracks Positions's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Positions down.
Lunar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Positions shoots in but Lunar avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Positions is breathing heavily.
Lunar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lunar has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lunar there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lunar looks to throw a body kick
and Positions counters with a single leg into guard. Lunar didn't expect that.
Positions working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lunar wants to get back to his feet but Positions is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Lunar holds on and takes a little breather.
Positions postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Lunar is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lunar wants to stand and escape but Positions is having none of it.
Lunar trying to control the position.
Positions throws and elbow that misses. Lunar uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Positions's guard. Nice move by Lunar!
Lunar won't allow Positions to sweep him here.
Lunar stands up from Positions's guard - Lunar perhaps looking for a knockout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Positions or perhaps it was just good defense by Lunar which made him look bad.
Lucas Lunar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortable Positions.
Lunar throws a jab when Positions was well out of range.
Lunar moves out of range as Positions strikes.
Lunar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Positions just misses with a punch to the body.
Lunar fails to land with a series of punches.
Lunar attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lunar stuffs the takedown attempt from Positions. Positions gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice body punch from Positions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Positions gets the takedown into side control.
The ground and pound from Positions seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Lunar is trying to control Positions's posture but Positions avoids it.
Positions lands a decent elbow from side control.
Positions is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Lunar is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Lunar gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucas Lunar dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Lunar throws a leg kick but Positions checks it.
Positions misses the body punch
and Lunar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Positions scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Positions showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lunar.
Nice sprawl there from Lunar as Positions shoots in.
Positions throws a body punch but Lunar moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lunar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lunar tries a head kick but it misses.
Lunar connects with a solid leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Positions is predictable there
and Lunar counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Positions thinking.
Lunar circles away from the clinch attempt
and Lunar counters with a nice uppercut.
Lucas Lunar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Positions takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lunar keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lunar slips under a jab from Positions.
Lunar throws out a leg kick but Positions moves out of range and Lunar only half commits.
Nice defenses there by Positions.
Lunar misses with a low kick as Positions jumps back.
Lunar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lucas Lunar is winning the standup battle so far.
Positions misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lunar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Positions throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lunar throws a wild body kick that Positions sees coming a mile off.
Lunar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lunar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lunar. Positions does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lunar moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Lunar throws a sloppy head kick and Positions moves out of range easily.
Positions shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lunar counters with a body kick.
Lucas Lunar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncomfortable Positions.
Lunar shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Positions avoids the head kick by Lunar.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lunar ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lunar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Positions tries to work over Lunar's front leg with a kick but Lunar checks it.
Lunar lands a nice leg kick that just misses Positions's sensitive parts.
Positions takes a kick to the side of the head.
Positions is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Lunar rather than just go for the knockout.
Lunar avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lunar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Positions.
Lunar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lunar gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Positions won't allow Lunar to sweep him here.
Uncomfortable Positions has got the better of the ground game so far.
Lunar controls Positions momentarily but Positions frees himself.
Positions missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Lunar is on top in guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lunar is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucas Lunar clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A shot to de liver by Lunar. Beautiful body shot.
A jab from Lunar misses.
Lunar thows a body shot but no joy.
Lunar circles away from the clinch attempt
and Lunar counters with a solid body kick.
Lunar throws a head kick but Positions moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Lunar blocks the low kick.
Positions takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lunar throws a lazy head kick
and Positions counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Lunar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Positions lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lunar misses with a straight left.
Positions throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Positions gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A big left from Positions misses.
Lunar works the jab nicely.
Positions connects with a looping right hand.
Nice defenses there by Lunar.
Positions throws the left hand but Lunar avoids the punch easily.
Lunar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lunar keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice defenses there by Lunar.
Positions throws a hook to the side of Lunar's head but Lunar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lunar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Positions looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lunar sizes up Positions with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lunar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Positions misses.
Lunar uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Positions has time to react.
Lunar throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Positions just misses with a punch to the body.
Lunar looks to score with a jab to the body but Positions is just out of range.
Positions pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lunar avoids the body shot from Positions.
A shot to the body from Positions misses
and Lunar counters with a low kick, right behind Positions 's knee.
Positions's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Positions is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Positions listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Positions scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Lunar looks to move to half guard but instead Positions has passed into mount! Damn!
Positions looking to finish with strikes here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Positions postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lunar looks a forlorn figure.
Poor strikes thrown by Positions there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Lunar wants to hold on but Positions pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lucas Lunar had his way with Uncomfortable Positions in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Positions.
Lunar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Positions's calf.
Lunar swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Positions.
Positions tries for a takedown but Lunar sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Positions on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Positions takes a kick to the side of the head.
Lunar throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Lunar throws a head kick but Positions moves out of range.
Positions is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Lunar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Positions.
Positions tries to close the distance and clinch but Lunar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lunar throws a body kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Lunar.
A low kick from Positions is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lunar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Positions is able to avoid easily.
Lunar scores with the left hand. Positions knows he should have avoided that one.
Positions stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lunar.
Lunar throws out a powerful jab.
Positions takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lunar misses with a low kick.
Positions takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lunar misses with a leg kick
and Positions counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Positions.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Positions stopping the sweep attempt from Lunar.
Uncomfortable Positions has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lunar is looking to stand up but Positions isn't so interested in that idea.
Lunar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Positions makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Positions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Positions throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Positions can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lunar controls the pace.
Positions is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Positions looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Lunar not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Positions working for a triangle but Lunar defends it easily.
Positions being controlled here, momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Positions throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lucas Lunar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lunar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 50:45
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 50:45
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lucas Lunar!
Lucas Lunar retains his welterweight title!
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