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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zedicus Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones has chosen Heroes as his entrance music. Raging Douche has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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130 lbs
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153 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Douche!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zedicus Jones!
The judges for this bout are , and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Douche circles away from the clinch attempt.
Douche throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Douche listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Douche checks a leg kick.
Douche scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jones blocks a jab.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Douche circles away.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Douche pushes Jones away with a front kick.
Douche scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Douche scores with a leg kick.
Douche goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Douche closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Douche lands in his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche thows a big elbow that misses.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Douche might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jones managing to control the position.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche looking to pass the guard.
Douche scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Douche tries to free his leg and advance position but Jones is retaining full guard.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jones.
Good work by Douche as he checks the leg kick.
Douche throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
Douche keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jones.
Douche tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jones swivels and escapes.
Jones thuds a left hand into Douche's body.
Jones scores with a jab to the body.
Jones throws a chopping leg kick but Douche manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Douche lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Douche lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Douche.
Douche throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Douche fakes the leg kick and cracks Jones in the body.
Jones takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Douche throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Douche is looking to land body kicks.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Douche moves away.
Douche connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jones momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Douche lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Douche tries to bum rush Jones with a series of wild strikes but Jones uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jones on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Douche lands with an overhand left.
Douche throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
Jones tries to clinch but Douche is having none of it.
Douche steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Douche throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Douche looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Douche misses with a body shot
and Jones counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Douche thuds his right hand into Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Douche is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Douche gets a takedown into half guard.
Jones tries to roll over but Douche keeps him under control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Douche missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douche not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jones looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douche prevents Jones from improving his position.
Douche thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Douche has control of the leg.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Douche connects with a nice short shot to Jones's temple.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones moves into full guard.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Douche here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Douche lands with a cross.
Jones throws an overhand right that lands on Douche's shoulder, as Douche tries to avoid the shot.
Douche moves out of range of the strikes.
Douche misses with a body punch
and Jones counters with a three punch combo that has Douche backing up. Douche nods at Jones to acknowledge the strikes.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones looks to land a combination but Douche avoids it well.
Jones slips a straight right by Douche.
Douche throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Jones. That snapped Douche's head back.
Douche fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Douche plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
A solid leg kick lands there for Douche.
Douche wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jones blocks a head kick by Douche.
A jab from Douche does it's job there.
Douche lands with a slapping head kick.
Douche thuds his shin into the meat of Jones's side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Jones has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Douche pushes Jones back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones trying to land knees to the body.
Jones misses with an elbow over the top.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Knees to the body from Jones.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Douche pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Douche scores with a hook to the body.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Douche.
Jones misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douche.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douche misses with a punch on the inside.
Douche tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Douche avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Douche prevents a body shot from Jones.
Jones is working for takedown but Douche is calmly controlling the position for now.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zedicus Jones.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones tries to land a knee to the head but Douche blocks with his arms.
Jones looking to throw knees to the head but Douche is blocking nicely.
Douche lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye.
Jones drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jones blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Douche tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Douche tries to land knees in the clinch but Jones avoids the damage to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jones gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Douche with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Douche can't find room to land a body shot as Jones controls the action.
Jones trying to land knees to the body.
Jones slowing the pace effectively.
Jones tries to score a body lock takedown but Douche shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jones is defending well for now.
Douche prevents a body shot from Jones.
Douche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Douche pushes Jones back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones prevents a body shot from Douche.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Douche has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Douche is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Jones can't fight it off and eventually Douche manages to take the fight to the floor. Jones looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Douche landing some decent shots from guard.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Jones is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Douche lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Douche is in close to Jones's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Douche is in close to Jones's body, working some short punches and elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones throws a leg kick but Douche checks it.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Douche swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Jones throws a head kick but Douche moves out of range.
Douche keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Douche listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones avoids the head kick by Douche.
Douche scores with a takedown into Jones's guard.
Douche postures up and lands a big shot to Jones's brow.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douche looking to pass the guard.
Douche postures up.
Douche stands up over Jones, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Douche content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche thows a big elbow that misses.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Jones is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jones preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douche postures up.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Douche down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A combination from Jones does no damage.
Jones blocks a head kick by Douche.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Douche.
Jones avoids the head kick by Douche.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Douche takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Douche chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jones can pounce on him.
Jones moves into the clinch.
Douche tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jones's elbow.
Douche gets underhooks to prevent Jones's takedown attempt.
Jones looking to stall.
Douche lands with a short shot to the head.
Jones blocks a body shot from Douche.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Douche.
Douche blocks an uppercut.
Douche lands a body shot.
Douche dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Douche pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a damaging elbow.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Douche.
Douche throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Douche.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douche's elbow.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Douche controls his hands.
Jones can't get the takedown.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zedicus Jones.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Douche blocks the elbow strike.
Douche tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
Douche managing to block the knees to the body from Jones.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Douche blocks the elbow strike.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones scores a nice knee to the body.
Douche lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Douche controls the action.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Douche lands a body shot.
Douche lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones taking a breather.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douche lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Douche lands a body punch in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Douche lands a left hand.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones can't get the takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Douche fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Douche showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
Douche scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Jones is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Douche off and has taken his back!
Raging Douche overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jones doesn't have the hooks in and Douche manages to turn into his guard.
Douche throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Douche postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
Douche keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jones's head.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche is fighting to break Jones's control of his arms but Jones is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jones is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Douche thows a body kick. Jones tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones pushes Douche up against the cage in a clinch.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Douche blocks an uppercut.
Douche wants a takedown but no success here.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Douche.
Douche presses Jones against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Douche gets underhooks to prevent Jones's takedown attempt.
Douche lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Douche avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Jones goes for a takedown in the clinch but Douche prevents it.
Douche stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Douche blocks an elbow strike from Jones.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Douche avoids a wild elbow strike from Jones.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jones gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jones connects with a knee to the head.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Douche dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Douche lands a body punch.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Douche.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Douche struggles to land a body shot inside as Jones controls his hands.
Jones tries to work over Douche's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A shot in the inside from Douche.
Douche blocks a body shot from Jones.
Jones controlling the action here for a moment.
Jones misses with some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Douche connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Douche avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Douche controls his hands.
Douche blocks an elbow strike.
Jones slowing the pace effectively.
Jones misses with an elbow over the top.
Douche scores with a hook to the body.
Douche lands a body shot.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Douche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones tries to land knees in the clinch but Douche avoids the damage to the body.
Douche lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Douche fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Douche.
Jones taking a breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Douche's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Douche throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Douche throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones closes the distance and clinches.
Douche takes a shot to the head.
Jones lands a damaging elbow.
Douche breaks the clinch.
Douche throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick.
Douche moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Douche lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Douche.
Douche throws a head kick that misses.
Jones slips under a jab.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Douche misses with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Raging Douche will probably get the nod.
That's time! Douche's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Jones goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Douche.
Jones throws a head kick that half lands.
Raging Douche seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones blocks a low kick nicely.
Douche shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Douche with the ground and pound but Jones uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Jones trying to control the position.
Douche working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douche defends it easily.
Jones is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Douche won't allow Jones to sweep him here.
Jones preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Douche lands a couple of digs.
Jones has control of Douche's left arm, preventing Douche from doing any damage.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Jones is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jones trying to pass the guard but Douche defending well.
Douche gets full guard.
Douche manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Zedicus Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Jones's head.
Douche works over Jones with some ground and pound from guard.
Douche with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jones tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jones trying to keep a closed guard but Douche is proving a slippery customer.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Douche saw that one coming.
Douche connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jones moves away from the strike by Douche.
Jones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Douche shoots in and bounces Jones off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.
Douche postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jones is trying to control the position but Douche postures up.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A head kick by Douche misses
and Jones counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Douche is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jones defending well as Douche loads up on a big left hand.
Douche stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Douche.
Zedicus Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Douche sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Douche gets the takedown into side control.
Douche landing a few strikes.
Jones struggling a bit here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Douche throws a strike aimed at the side of Jones's head but Jones avoids it well.
Jones can't do much from the bottom here.
Douche scoring with punches from side control.
An elbow from Douche crashes against the mat.
Jones lands an elbow from the bottom.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A solid leg kick lands there for Douche.
Douche cracks a nice hook into Jones's ribs.
Douche fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Zedicus Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones moves out of range as Douche throws a body kick.
Douche stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Douche bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jones's head backwards.
Douche tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Douche connects with a body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Raging Douche showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Douche, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 50:45
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
Raging Douche retains his featherweight title!
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