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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Stinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeblebrox's entrance music is Unearth - One Step Away. A fine choice. Stinson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by LOW. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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179 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
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175 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Barney Stinson!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Stinson.
Stinson misses with a takedown attempt - Beeblebrox sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Stinson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Stinson thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Beeblebrox is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beeblebrox can't do much from the bottom here.
Beeblebrox stops Stinson from passing to mount.
Beeblebrox is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Stinson tries to pass to full mount but Beeblebrox defends it.
Beeblebrox is defending against the submission attempts here by Stinson.
Beeblebrox is doing well to control the position and prevent Stinson from advancing to side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox wants to improve his position but Stinson is controlling well.
Stinson frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Beeblebrox regains half guard.
Beeblebrox tries to get to full guard but Stinson has control of the leg.
Stinson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Stinson is trying to control. Beeblebrox wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Beeblebrox has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Stinson is working away from the top position though.
Stinson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Beeblebrox is just riding it out for now. Stinson eventually gives up the hold.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Beeblebrox is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stinson's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stinson's back!
Stinson grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.
Beeblebrox scores with punches and elbows.
Beeblebrox is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Stinson up.
Stinson is trying to break free.
Beeblebrox lands shots from the back.
Beeblebrox is punishing Stinson with strikes - can he finish him?!
Beeblebrox scores with punches to the body.
Beeblebrox lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Stinson.
Stinson trying to control the position but Beeblebrox manages to sink in the hooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stinson tries to escape the position.
Stinson grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.
Stinson tries to break free.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stinson is trapped and Beeblebrox is scoring with shots to the head and body.
Stinson can't escape the position.
Beeblebrox has Stinson flattened out and is raining down punches.
Beeblebrox is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Stinson up.
Beeblebrox scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Stinson is looking for a way out.
Stinson breaks Beeblebrox's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Stinson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Beeblebrox not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Stinson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Beeblebrox swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stinson defends it easily.
Beeblebrox tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Beeblebrox misses with a low kick.
Stinson fails with a takedown attempt.
Zaphod Beeblebrox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Stinson.
Beeblebrox throws a jab but it's blocked by Stinson.
Stinson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Beeblebrox tests Stinson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stinson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A left lands for Beeblebrox.
Stinson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stinson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Stinson looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stinson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Beeblebrox's guard.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Zaphod Beeblebrox dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Beeblebrox connects with a nice looking jab.
Beeblebrox throws a lazy right hand but Stinson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beeblebrox throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stinson stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A punch combination from Beeblebrox misses.
Beeblebrox connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Beeblebrox lands a right hook to the body.
Beeblebrox misses with a two punch combination.
Jab, jab by Beeblebrox - just one landing.
Stinson slips a jab from Beeblebrox.
Stinson looks for a takedown but Beeblebrox sprawls well.
Beeblebrox connects with a looping right hand.
Barney Stinson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown by Stinson or perhaps it was just good defense by Beeblebrox which made him look bad.
Jab from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox lands a lovely overhand right.
Stinson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Zaphod Beeblebrox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barney Stinson.
Stinson is breathing heavily.
Beeblebrox scores with a one two! Stinson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stinson shoots in for a double leg but Beeblebrox sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Beeblebrox missing with a left hand there. Stinson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stinson walks into a stiff left hand from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stinson checks it well.
Stinson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Stinson is trying to work for a kimura but Beeblebrox is defending well.
Stinson blocks the strikes from Beeblebrox.
The fighters are battling for position here. Beeblebrox manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Beeblebrox lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Stinson!
Beeblebrox landing shots from mount.
Zaphod Beeblebrox overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Stinson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Beeblebrox landing strikes from the mount and Stinson is in trouble!
Beeblebrox lands a nice shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Stinson really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Stinson is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Beeblebrox is landing with some decent strikes but Stinson is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stinson working to try and regain half guard.
Beeblebrox with a couple of short strikes.
Beeblebrox lands with some strikes.
Beeblebrox looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Stinson is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Beeblebrox! Stinson is hurt baaadly! Beeblebrox is firing away with more strikes - Stinson is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Zaphod Beeblebrox!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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