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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gouge Velouria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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215 lbs
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213 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gouge Velouria!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Velouria's ribcage.
Ferguson landing knees to the head.
It looks like Gouge Velouria has been cut.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Velouria tries for a takedown but Ferguson manages to get underhooks.
Good body shot from Ferguson.
Velouria looks gassed!
Velouria drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Velouria's face.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Velouria's ribcage.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Velouria lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Velouria's ribcage.
Ferguson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Velouria takes a knee right on the jaw!
Velouria doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Still in the clinch, Ferguson scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Velouria takes a knee right on the jaw!
Knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson works on Velouria's body with a couple of short punches.
Ferguson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Velouria is looking to control Ferguson's arms but Ferguson gets an underhook and turns him. Now Velouria has his back to the cage.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ferguson working Velouria over with knees to the body.
Velouria taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson lands an uppercut.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Velouria stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Velouria managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Velouria on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Velouria jumps guard and drags Ferguson to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Velouria wants to sweep but no luck.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ferguson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Velouria, up you get!
Ferguson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ferguson looks to land a combination but Velouria avoids it well.
Ferguson throws a combination. Velouria tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Nice defenses there by Velouria.
Ferguson clinches up against the cage.
Velouria jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ferguson walks away with a smile on his face. Velouria gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gouge Velouria.
Ferguson scores with a shot to the body.
Ferguson has managed to clinch.
Ferguson working Velouria over with knees to the body.
Velouria tries to pull guard but Ferguson won't allow it.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Velouria lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Velouria takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Velouria has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Ferguson lands a shot to the body.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Velouria blocks it with crossed arms.
A short right from Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Velouria takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Velouria has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Velouria is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Velouria blocks it.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Velouria avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson pushes off an throws an elbow but Velouria leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Velouria jumps guard and drags Ferguson to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Ferguson stands up and waves to Velouria to follow him.
Ferguson tries to clinch up but Velouria circles away and keeps his distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Velouria.
Ferguson lands a damaging elbow.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Velouria blocks it.
A body shot lands from Ferguson.
Ferguson trying to land knees to the body.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Velouria has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Velouria on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Velouria stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ferguson scores with a shoulder strike.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Velouria has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Velouria avoids the damage to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Velouria avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Velouria escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ferguson throws a hook but Velouria blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gouge Velouria's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Velouria moves in looking to clinch but Ferguson pushes him off.
Velouria throws a series of punches but Ferguson avoids them all with ease.
Ferguson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ferguson is looking to clinch but Velouria is avoiding it.
Velouria darts in trying to clinch
and Ferguson finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Ferguson has Velouria up against the cage in a clinch.
A knee to the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Velouria in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson lands with a light punch inside.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
Velouria takes a knee to the side of the body.
Velouria is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Velouria.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Velouria taking a breather.
Velouria lands a right hand.
Velouria takes an elbow to the temple.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Velouria's ribcage.
Velouria tries to pull guard but Ferguson won't allow it.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gouge Velouria.
Ferguson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Velouria has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Velouria avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Velouria has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Velouria turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Ferguson is looking to regain half guard here but Velouria keeps moving and retains side control.
Velouria really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Ferguson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Velouria is looking to take a break and control but Ferguson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ferguson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ferguson tries to get out of the position.
Ferguson manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Velouria wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ferguson keeps working.
Ferguson gets back to full guard.
Velouria must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Ferguson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Velouria looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Ferguson trying to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Velouria preventing the sweep.
Ferguson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Velouria manages to get himself to full guard.
Ferguson gets to his feet - Velouria follows without any prompting.
Velouria shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ferguson, right into the meat.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ferguson. Velouria does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Velouria tries to pull guard but Ferguson won't allow it.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Velouria breaks from the clinch.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Velouria is having none of it.
Nice uppercut lands for Velouria. That snapped Ferguson's head back.
Ferguson stalks Velouria and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Velouria's face. Velouria staggers backwards, shaken.
Velouria keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ferguson is looking to wear down Velouria with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Velouria takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Velouria tries for a takedown but Ferguson circles away easily
and Ferguson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Velouria thinking.
Ferguson moves in looking to clinch but Velouria pushes him off.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
A short right from Ferguson on the inside.
Velouria has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Velouria lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Ferguson manages to get to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gouge Velouria's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Velouria tries to clinch up
and Ferguson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ferguson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Velouria counters with a nice uppercut.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ferguson. That's going to slow Velouria down.
Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a body punch.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside that Velouria shrugs off.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Velouria - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Velouria avoids the damage to the body.
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ferguson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ferguson.
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Velouria has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ferguson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Velouria can do to turn this around?
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ferguson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ferguson gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Velouria to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Ferguson wants to sweep but no luck.
Velouria postures up.
Velouria preventing the sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Ferguson is on top in guard.
Ferguson stands up from Velouria's guard - Ferguson perhaps looking for a knockout.
Ferguson closes the distance and pushes Velouria back into the cage.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Velouria pulls guard.
Ferguson stands and steps away. Velouria gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Velouria moves away.
Ferguson closes the distance but Velouria moves to the side
and Velouria counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Velouria.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Velouria drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson with a knee to the head.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Velouria avoids the damage to the body.
Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Ferguson is pressed up against the cage. Velouria has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Turd Ferguson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gouge Velouria.
Velouria avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ferguson moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ferguson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ferguson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice cross by Ferguson.
Ferguson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ferguson putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Velouria in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Velouria lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Velouria trying to stall but Ferguson improves his position.
Velouria looking for a takedown.
Ferguson gets underhooks to prevent Velouria's takedown attempt.
Velouria tries to pull guard but Ferguson won't allow it.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Velouria's ribcage.
Ferguson crunches a lovely knee into Velouria's ribcage.
Gouge Velouria has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ferguson lands a knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Velouria won't want to take too many of those.
And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ferguson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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