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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mike Wazowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rusty Trombone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wazowski comes to the cage accompanied by Never Gonna Give You Up. Trombone has chosen Back in Black by AC/DC as his entrance music. Rusty Trombone has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Mike Wazowski's chin.
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156 lbs
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154 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Mike Wazowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rusty Trombone!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wazowski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Trombone stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wazowski throws a good cross that connects.
It looks like Rusty Trombone has been cut.
Trombone throws a front kick that sends Wazowski stumbling back into the cage.
Wazowski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Trombone.
Wazowski punishes Trombone's body with a nice straight punch.
Wazowski slips a jab and a cross from Trombone.
Trombone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wazowski looks to land a left hand but Trombone moved out of range nicely.
Trombone circles away from the clinch attempt.
Trombone jabs at Wazowski's body.
Trombone will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rusty Trombone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Trombone does no damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Wazowski blocks the leg kick.
Good work by Wazowski as he checks the leg kick.
Trombone is trying hard to land a takedown here. Wazowski sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice straight punches there by Wazowski. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wazowski.
Trombone missing with a left hand there. Wazowski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wazowski misses with a looping left.
Trombone thows a body shot but no joy.
Wazowski lands with an overhand left.
Wazowski slips under a jab from Trombone.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trombone with a hook.
Wazowski throws a sloppy body shot
and Trombone counters with an outside leg kick.
Trombone misses with a looping right.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wazowski throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wazowski lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wazowski throws an elbow but it misses.
Wazowski lands a nice elbow.
Wazowski pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Trombone dodges an elbow strike from Wazowski.
Wazowski creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wazowski pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Trombone wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wazowski throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wazowski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wazowski has Trombone pressed against the cage, preventing Trombone from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Trombone is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wazowski is keeping busy.
Wazowski looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wazowski throws an elbow but misses.
Wazowski throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Trombone blocks it with crossed arms.
Wazowski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Trombone avoids it.
Trombone on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Trombone pressing his opponent against the cage.
Trombone blocks the elbow strike.
Wazowski throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Trombone jumps guard but Wazowski stands there with Trombone around his waist. Trombone gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Wazowski lands a nice elbow.
Trombone blocks an elbow strike.
Trombone pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Wazowski tries to clinch up.
Trombone avoids the body shot from Wazowski.
Wazowski avoids a kick to the body.
Wazowski slips under a jab.
Trombone finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Trombone swats away the attempt to clinch by Wazowski.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wazowski darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wazowski checks the leg kick nicely there.
Trombone scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Trombone drives through with a takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rusty Trombone will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rusty Trombone's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Wazowski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Trombone throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wazowski on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Nice combo by Trombone! Oh, that's hurt him - Wazowski falls to the canvas and Trombone follows him into side control.
Wazowski is rocked!
It looks like Mike Wazowski has been cut.
Trombone is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Wazowski has escaped the position, nice work there.
Oh Wazowski is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Trombone lands a few punches from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Trombone wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wazowski keeps working.
Wazowski seems to have got his legs back now.
Trombone lands a nice forearm strike.
Wazowski defending against the ground and pound.
Wazowski can't do much from the bottom here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trombone trying to control the action but Wazowski is working from the bottom.
Wazowski is looking to reverse the position.
Trombone trying to control the action but Wazowski is working from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Trombone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Trombone shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Wazowski manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trombone works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Wazowski is trying is best to control the position here.
Trombone is trying to control. Wazowski wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Trombone throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Trombone wants to pass the guard but Wazowski is defending well.
Trombone content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Wazowski is not content to let Trombone control the position.
Trombone missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wazowski is doing well to control the position and prevent Trombone from advancing to side control.
Trombone is thwarting Wazowski's attempts to control the position.
Trombone has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Trombone throws the left hand but Wazowski avoids the punch easily.
Trombone shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Wazowski is trying to defend but Trombone finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Trombone wants to pass to mount but Wazowski is defending the position.
Trombone is trying to control the action in half guard but Wazowski is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trombone lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Wazowski is trying to maintain the position but Trombone is very close to passing his half guard.
Trombone not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Trombone wants to work for an arm triangle but Wazowski is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Trombone is breathing heavily.
Wazowski regains full guard. Nicely done.
Trombone throws and elbow that misses. Wazowski uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Trombone's guard. Nice move by Wazowski!
Wazowski forces his way into half guard.
Trombone trying to hold on to Wazowski's head to control him but Wazowski postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wazowski slips a nice elbow through Trombone's hands, connecting with Trombone's forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rusty Trombone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Wazowski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Trombone closes the distance and clinches up with Wazowski, looking for a takedown. Trombone pushes Wazowski against the cage but Wazowski circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Trombone shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wazowski as he jumps to the side.
Wazowski throws a series of punches but Trombone avoids them all with ease.
A big left from Trombone misses.
Wazowski missing with a left hand there. Trombone was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Trombone lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wazowski has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wazowski and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wazowski darts in trying to clinch
and Trombone counters with a nice double leg into side control. Wazowski won't be happy with that.
Trombone takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trombone thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Trombone working away.
Wazowski tries to bench press Trombone off him but Trombone keeps the position.
Trombone grinds an elbow into Wazowski's temple.
Wazowski explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Wazowski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Rusty Trombone seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Trombone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wazowski.
Trombone misses with a leg kick.
Wazowski defending well as Trombone loads up on a big left hand.
Wazowski is looking to clinch but Trombone is avoiding it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wazowski slips a jab and a cross from Trombone.
Wazowski gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Wazowski controls Trombone momentarily but Trombone frees himself.
Trombone trying to control the position from guard on top but Wazowski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Trombone stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wazowski swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wazowski looking to hit a scissor sweep but Trombone is one step ahead there.
Trombone pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wazowski is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wazowski trying to control the position here.
Trombone advances position into side control!
Trombone advances to full mount.
Wazowski is in all sorts of trouble here.
Trombone swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Wazowski is now in Trombone's guard. A big mistake from Trombone there, giving up the dominant position!
Trombone can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Wazowski controls the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trombone looking for a guillotine here but Wazowski defends easily.
Wazowski stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Mike Wazowski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rusty Trombone is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Trombone misses the shot to the body.
A combination from Wazowski does no damage.
Wazowski throws the left hand but Trombone avoids the punch easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rusty Trombone comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Trombone winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rusty Trombone!
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