PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Passthe Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Draft Beer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bong comes to the cage accompanied by Dopethrone. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bong
vs
Beer

170 cm
24
157 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
164 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Fightworld Formula

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Passthe Bong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Draft Beer!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Wagner Zegers and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Bong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good standup being displayed there by Bong as he connects with a hook.
Beer missing with a left hand there. Bong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Bong closes the distance and clinches.
Bong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bong gets through Beer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bong's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Bong misses with a body punch.
Beer stalling in the clinch.
Beer prevents a body shot from Bong.
Beer wants to break the clinch but can't.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Beer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong is leaning against Beer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Beer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A jab from Beer misses.
Beer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bong.
Beer tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bong counters with a left to the body.
Bong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Beer misses with an uppercut.
Draft Beer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beer throws a right and a left that Bong avoids nicely.
Bong looks to score with a jab to the body but Beer is just out of range.
Bong throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bong lands with an overhand left.
Bong comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Beer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong misses the shot to the body.
Beer looks to score with a jab to the body but Bong is just out of range.
Bong staying out of range there.
A clash of legs there as Bong blocks the low kick.
Beer jabs at Bong's body.
Beer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A cross from Bong lands.
Beer throws an overhand right that lands on Bong's shoulder, as Bong tries to avoid the shot.
Beer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bong scores with a hook to the body. Beer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Beer looks gassed!
Bong works the jab nicely.

Bong darts in and clinches Beer up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bong.
Beer is trying to break free.
A left hand lands to the body for Bong.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beer is trying to break the clinch but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Bong digs a right hand into Beer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Beer's gas tank.
Bong keeps control of Beer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Beer working hard to break the clinch.
Bong is working Beer over against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Beer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bong has Beer pressed against the cage, preventing Beer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Beer tries to stall but Bong uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bong is working Beer over against the cage.
Beer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Bong scores with a shot to the side of Beer's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bong can't find room to land a body shot as Beer controls the action.
Bong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Beer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Beer wants to get back to striking at distance but Bong won't allow it.
Bong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Beer backwards.
Bong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bong will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Beer up against the cage.
Bong lands with a right to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body punch from Bong - that landed with a thud.
Beer is trying to break the clinch but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Passthe Bong dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beer.
Bong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beer.
Bong is looking to wear down Beer with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Beer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bong counters with a straight right hand.
Beer throws out a loose jab but Bong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bong just misses with a punch to the body.
Beer avoids the body shot from Bong.
Bong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Beer closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bong counters with a nice body shot.
Passthe Bong is winning the standup battle so far.
A big left from Beer misses.
Bong moves out of range as Beer throws a body kick.
Bong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beer.
Beer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big right from Beer misses.
Beer moves out of range as Bong strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bong throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Bong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Beer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Beer misses with a series of wild punches.
Beer misses with a combination
and Bong counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Beer is breathing heavily.
Beer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bong moves away.
Beer throws a body punch but Bong moves out of range.
Beer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bong connects with a body shot.

Bong moves into the clinch.
Beer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Bong struggles to land a body shot inside as Beer controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beer wants to break free but Bong has control.
Beer is trying to break the clinch but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Bong lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bong digs a right hand into Beer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Beer's gas tank.
Beer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bong lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bong lands a right hand that snaps the head of Beer backwards.
Bong has Beer pressed against the cage, preventing Beer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Beer is looking to control Bong's arms but Bong gets an underhook and turns him. Now Beer has his back to the cage.
Bong misses with a punch to the body.
Beer is trying to force a seperation but Bong has the dominant position.
Bong pushes Beer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Beer's efforts to push away.
Bong lands a right hand.
Bong lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Beer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Bong.
Bong misses with a punch on the inside.
Bong scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Bong.
Nice body punch from Bong.
A right hand to the body from Bong.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bong lands with a light punch inside.
Bong lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Beer or not.

Bong pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bong loads up on a big right hand but Beer slips the punch.
Beer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Beer throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bong counters with a straight right hand.
Beer misses the shot to the body.
Beer throws a combination that misses
and Bong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bong scores with a jab to the body.

Bong has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Beer is trying to force a seperation but Bong has the dominant position.
Bong lands with a short shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Passthe Bong dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Beer misses with a shot to the body
and Bong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Beer thinking.
Beer takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Beer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A combination from Bong does no damage.
Beer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beer.
Beer throws a series of punches but Bong moves out of range.
Bong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bong lands a nice looking body shot.
Beer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Beer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bong counters with a stiff right hand.
Beer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Beer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Beer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bong lands with a good body shot.
Bong cracks Beer with a good jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nice uppercut there from Bong.
Bong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Beer in his tracks.
Bong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bong punishes Beer's body with a nice straight punch.
A shot to de liver by Bong. Beautiful body shot.
Beer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bong tests Beer's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Bong has Beer up against the cage in a clinch.
Bong lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Beer looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong lands a left hand.

Beer breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beer manages to avoid it.
Beer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beer was well out of range. Poor timing from Bong.
Bong tries to close the distance and clinch but Beer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Beer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Beer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bong lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Bong to counter with a crisp jab.
Beer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Beer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Beer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Beer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bong misses with a wild body shot.
Bong jabs at Beer's body.

Bong closes the distance and clinches.
Bong lands with a light punch inside.
Beer has a couple of punches blocked by Bong.
A hook to the body from Bong.
Bong lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Beer backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bong presses Beer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Beer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bong lands with a light punch inside.
Beer blocks a body shot from Bong.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bong - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Beer stalls.
Bong digs a right hand underneath Beer's ribcage. Beer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Passthe Bong clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Beer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bong lunges at Beer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Beer's hand.
A jab from Bong finds it's way through Beer's defenses.
Bong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bong slips a straight right by Beer.
No joy there for Beer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bong misses the jab.
Bong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beer manages to avoid it.
Beer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Beer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bong throws a shot to the body.
Bong lands a two punch combo.
Beer throws a jab when Bong was well out of range.
Beer throws an overhand right that lands on Bong's shoulder, as Bong tries to avoid the shot.
Bong throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Beer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beer is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beer avoids the body shot from Bong.
Bong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bong throws a body punch but Beer moves out of range.
Bong lands a slapping body shot.
Beer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bong lands a head shot.
Beer avoids the body shot from Bong.
Bong throws a good cross that connects.
Beer drops his hands momentarily and Bong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bong, right into the meat.
Bong stuns Beer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bong connects with a single shot there.
Nice body punch from Bong.
Bong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong lands with a straight right. Beer didn't see that one coming.
Bong uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Beer.
Bong comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bong scores with a decent looking hook.

Bong gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beer can do to turn this around?
Beer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bong pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bong lands a body punch.
A short left from Bong.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong works on Beer's body with a couple of short punches.
Bong keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Beer's efforts to push away.
Bong digs a right hand into Beer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Beer's gas tank.
Bong lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A body shot lands from Bong.
Beer wants to break free but Bong has control.
Bong misses with a punch to the body.
Bong lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Beer wants to break free but Bong has control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Beer is trying to break free.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bong is leaning against Beer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bong misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beer is trying to break the clinch but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Passthe Bong had his way with Draft Beer in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Beer swings away with a body shot that misses

and Bong counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Bong has Beer pushed against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bong.
Bong presses Beer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Beer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beer can't break the clinch.
Bong cracks Beer with a nice body shot.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bong.
Bong works on Beer's body with a couple of short punches.
Beer is looking to break free of the clinch but Bong has double underhooks.
Bong lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Beer is trying to break the clinch but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Bong trying to stall but Beer improves his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A frustrated look appears on Beer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Come on Bong - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Bong gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Bong keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Beer's efforts to push away.
Bong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Beer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short body shot lands from Bong as the two fighters clinch.
Beer tries to break the clinch but Bong is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong struggles to land a body shot inside as Beer controls his hands.
Bong stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Bong.
A right hand to the body from Bong.
Beer tries to break free but Bong pushes him back against the cage.
Passthe Bong is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bong has Beer pressed against the cage, preventing Beer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bong is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bong misses with a body punch.
Good body shot from Bong.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Beer is trying to break the clinch but Bong has him pressed against the cage.
Bong digs a right hand underneath Beer's ribcage. Beer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Beer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bongs head.
Beer tries to break free but Bong pushes him back against the cage.
Bong will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Beer up against the cage.
Beer is trying to stall.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A short uppercut from Bong.

And that's the end of the fight!
Passthe Bong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bong has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 50:43
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 50:43
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 50:43

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Passthe Bong!
Passthe Bong retains his lightweight title!