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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jose Alvarez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alvarez's entrance music is return of the tres. A fine choice. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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141 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
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130 lbs
2 - 5 - 1 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jose Alvarez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Alvarez.
Ghetto Sloth lands with an overhand left.
Alvarez shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Alvarez throwing strikes but missing.
Ghetto Sloth working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Alvarez.
Alvarez won't allow Ghetto Sloth to get back to his feet.
Ghetto Sloth preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Alvarez postures up in Ghetto Sloth's guard and throws a big left but Ghetto Sloth blocks it.
Alvarez is looking to work some ground and pound but Ghetto Sloth has wrist control.
Ghetto Sloth is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ghetto Sloth darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice right hand.
Alvarez shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ghetto Sloth pinned against the cage. Ghetto Sloth gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Alvarez has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Alvarez slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Alvarez closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ghetto Sloth to the mat! Ghetto Sloth manages to get full guard.
Alvarez with a flurry of punches that miss.
Alvarez lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Alvarez throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ghetto Sloth works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Alvarez throws a big right hand that misses.
Alvarez might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ghetto Sloth wants to stand and escape but Alvarez is having none of it.
Alvarez throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alvarez loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Alvarez stops Ghetto Sloth from standing up.
Ghetto Sloth looks gassed!
Alvarez pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ghetto Sloth is keeping the position for now.
Ghetto Sloth is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Alvarez stops Ghetto Sloth from standing up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Ghetto Sloth displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Alvarez gets a takedown into half guard.
Alvarez thows a huge punch but Ghetto Sloth dodges it nicely.
Ghetto Sloth is looking to escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth blocking the ground and pound attempt from Alvarez.
Alvarez takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alvarez stops Ghetto Sloth from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Alvarez thows a huge punch but Ghetto Sloth dodges it nicely.
Alvarez sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ghetto Sloth defending well though.
Alvarez not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Alvarez throws a combination that misses
and Ghetto Sloth counters with a stiff right hand.
Alvarez scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Alvarez misses with a head shot. Ghetto Sloth uses the momentum to regain guard.
Ghetto Sloth wants to stand but Alvarez is controlling the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Alvarez.
Ghetto Sloth preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ghetto Sloth preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Alvarez stops Ghetto Sloth from standing up.
Ghetto Sloth avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jose Alvarez dominated that round.
That's time! Alvarez's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Alvarez changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ghetto Sloth tries to avoid it but Alvarez manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ghetto Sloth to the ground. Ghetto Sloth escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A cross from Ghetto Sloth lands.
Ghetto Sloth lands with a hook. Alvarez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ghetto Sloth throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Alvarez on the side of the head.
Ghetto Sloth fails to land with a series of punches.
Alvarez closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ghetto Sloth to the mat! Ghetto Sloth manages to get full guard.
Alvarez throwing strikes but missing.
Alvarez stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ghetto Sloth swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Alvarez stops Ghetto Sloth from standing up.
Ghetto Sloth working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Alvarez.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ghetto Sloth uses the cage to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvarez shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Alvarez wants to pass the guard but Ghetto Sloth is keeping the position.
Alvarez trying to control the position from guard on top but Ghetto Sloth is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Alvarez drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Ghetto Sloth manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Alvarez has Ghetto Sloth in his guard.
Ghetto Sloth must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Alvarez is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alvarez controls Ghetto Sloth momentarily but Ghetto Sloth frees himself.
Ghetto Sloth won't allow Alvarez to sweep him here.
Ghetto Sloth is looking to stand up but Alvarez won't let him.
Alvarez looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ghetto Sloth is one step ahead there.
Alvarez is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alvarez is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Alvarez closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Ghetto Sloth looks like he's trying to stand up.
Ghetto Sloth avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Alvarez.
Alvarez thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Alvarez missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ghetto Sloth avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Alvarez.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Alvarez is looking for a kimura here.
Ghetto Sloth taking some punishment here, with Alvarez in his half guard.
Alvarez missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Alvarez shoots in but no luck this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Alvarez fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jose Alvarez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ghetto Sloth goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jose Alvarez dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Alvarez slips a jab and a cross from Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jose Alvarez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ghetto Sloth throws a series of punches but Alvarez moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Ghetto Sloth misses the target.
Alvarez changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Ghetto Sloth looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Alvarez is working Ghetto Sloth over with some ground and pound from side control.
Ghetto Sloth taking punishment in the form of punches.
Ghetto Sloth taking a bit of punishment here - Alvarez scoring with strikes.
Alvarez tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Alvarez has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Ghetto Sloth wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alvarez landing a few strikes.
Alvarez is putting a hurting on Ghetto Sloth here, landing some big shots from side control.
Ghetto Sloth wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Ghetto Sloth avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Alvarez.
Ghetto Sloth managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Alvarez.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Ghetto Sloth pushes Alvarez away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Alvarez gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Ghetto Sloth avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Alvarez.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Alvarez closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ghetto Sloth circles away.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The crowd cheers as Ghetto Sloth lands an impressive looking overhand right. Alvarez doesn't seem phased though.
Ghetto Sloth lands the left hand.
Alvarez lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Alvarez.
Ghetto Sloth fails to land with a series of punches.
Alvarez shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ghetto Sloth is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ghetto Sloth!
A right-left combo lands from Ghetto Sloth.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left lands for Ghetto Sloth.
Ghetto Sloth might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Alvarez shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ghetto Sloth sprawls well. Ghetto Sloth wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Alvarez gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jose Alvarez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ghetto Sloth swinging wildly here.
Ghetto Sloth scores with a nice right hand.
Ghetto Sloth has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ghetto Sloth misses the jab.
Alvarez tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ghetto Sloth sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Alvarez somewhat.
Jab from Ghetto Sloth.
Smegma Ridden Ghetto Sloth has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Alvarez changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ghetto Sloth tries to avoid it but Alvarez manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ghetto Sloth to the ground. Ghetto Sloth escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ghetto Sloth misses with the combination.
Alvarez shoots in looking for a takedown. Ghetto Sloth tries to sprawl out of it but Alvarez keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ghetto Sloth manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ghetto Sloth throws a one two combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Ghetto Sloth stalks Alvarez and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Alvarez's face. Alvarez staggers backwards, shaken.
Alvarez closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alvarez blocks the strikes from Ghetto Sloth.
Alvarez throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Alvarez postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Ghetto Sloth defending against the ground and pound.
Alvarez wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ghetto Sloth, who protects the arm well.
Alvarez tries to score with some ground and pound. Ghetto Sloth controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jose Alvarez showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Alvarez, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jose Alvarez!
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energy
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